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[Rachel is nervous about leaving Emma alone in the apartment for a few minutes]
Rachel: What if she jumped out the basinet?
Ross: Can't hold her own head up, but yeah, jump out.
Rachel: Oh my God, I left the water running.
Ross: Rach, you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Rachel: Ah, did I leave the stove on?
Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996.
Rachel: Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird could fly in there.
Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think... listen, listen.
Rachel: Huh?
Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.
Rachel: If that happens now, you're going to feel SO bad.
Apr 6th, 2007 05:02 PM
Lord Paradise
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sanctuary
[Rachel is nervous about leaving Emma alone in the apartment for a few minutes]
Rachel: What if she jumped out the basinet?
Ross: Can't hold her own head up, but yeah, jump out.
Rachel: Oh my God, I left the water running.
Ross: Rach, you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Rachel: Ah, did I leave the stove on?
Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996.
Rachel: Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird could fly in there.
Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think... listen, listen.
Rachel: Huh?
Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.
Rachel: If that happens now, you're going to feel SO bad.
Giggle.
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:03 PM
Soleran
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:23 PM
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frp
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:29 PM
Cherrywild
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Pessi.
Apr 6th, 2007 05:31 PM
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qyhrt
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:37 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Pessi.
pepsi
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:37 PM
Cherrywild
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
pepsi good job
Apr 6th, 2007 05:37 PM
RogerRamjet
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i think i'll drink diet pepsi today...
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:43 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
good job 7up
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:50 PM
Soleran
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:52 PM
Lord Paradise
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What should I do?
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:52 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Wild Cherry ftw Sprite Sprite is owned by Coke, so no.
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:57 PM
RogerRamjet
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Wild Cherry ftw
no...just plain diet pep...
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Apr 6th, 2007 05:58 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by RogerRamjet
no...just plain diet pep... eww, diet?
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Apr 6th, 2007 06:04 PM
Cherrywild
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by RogerRamjet
no...just plain diet pep... quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
eww, diet?
Apr 6th, 2007 06:07 PM
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Apr 6th, 2007 06:10 PM
johnnyforever
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Tummy hurt
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Apr 6th, 2007 06:12 PM
Cherrywild
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
Apr 6th, 2007 06:13 PM
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