So have you ever been caught having sex? Perhaps "caught" isn't the right word, since it implies you're doing something you shouldn't be. Sometimes that can apply to sex, as when you're screwing the neighbor's teenage daughter or your husband's co-worker or you're doing it somewhere you shouldn't be (like a public park). But even when you're having sex with your spouse in private it's possible to feel "caught in the act". Lots of parents know what I mean, as their kids have wandered into their bedroom while they were having sex. That's never happened with us (but we're probably living on borrowed time there). We did get busted once that I know of for sure.
We were visiting my wife's parents a few years after we got married. And after being there for nearly a week we were both really eager to jump each other's bones. So one afternoon when everyone was out of the house we stole away to the guest room and got naked. Freya mounted up cowgirl style, and before long we were going at it hammer and tong. (Am I the hammer or the tongue in that metaphor? Not sure).
Now as far as I knew everything went great. Freya rode me for a good like while, grinding her pussy on me until she had herself a nice orgasm, after which I filled her up with my come. Nothing out of the ordinary. What I didn't realize was that about halfway through her sister had opened the door, not realizing we were in there. I hadn't seen her, no doubt too occupied with the sight of Freya's big **** bouncing around while she ****ed me. Freya had seen her, though, and she was sure that her sister had gotten quite an eye full of the two of us going at it. She was mortified, as you can imagine, although I have to note she wasn't so embarrassed that she couldn't climax. Her sister never said anything about it, nor did we.
Obviously that would make for a better sex blog story if the sister had joined in instead of turning red and shutting the door, but seriously when does that ever happen? She's not really my type anyway, although like most guys I'm sure I could have overlooked that if offered an opportunity to have a three way. (This was a few years before our experiments with non-monogamy). Mostly it was good for a laugh with Freya and I.
As far as I know that's the only time we've been walked in on or otherwise caught having sex. I'm sure people have heard us doing it in the past. Our downstairs neighbor once beat on the ceiling while we were going at it on the bed particularly hard. She was a complete psycho about noise, all the time hitting either the ceiling or one of the walls because a neighbor was too loud for her tastes, which meant they had the TV on or were turning the pages of a magazine. No one else has seen fit to complain about our love making, but I can't imagine no one's noticed.
Who knows, maybe if I can convince Freya to do it outdoors again we'll get busted again sometime. It's not really a fantasy of mine or anything, but it does make for really good stories. "So there I was, totally naked with his daughter's lips wrapped around my cock, and when he asks what's going on all I could think to say was 'We're just studying!'".
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May 17th, 2008 02:35 AM
