A young married couple were sunning themselves on a nudist beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband quickly covered her with his jacked, threw his clothes carried her to the car and raced to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached and suggested that the husband tried to entice it out by putting honey on the tip of his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp. The husband agreed but was so nervous that he couldn't rise to the occasion. Then the doctor said,
"If neither of you object I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, dipped his penis in honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor began thrusting forcefully and showed no signs of pulling out.
"Hey! What's going on?" demanded the husband eventually.
"Change of plan," gasped the doctor. "I'm going to drown the little bastard!"
My wife and her friend were having a conversation about how useless men are when my wife said, ".... they can`t do two things at once..."
At this I interrupted and said, "Actually I can"
"Give me an example," she said.
"Well while I was ****ing you last night I was thinking about your friend."
A boy goes into the bathroom and starts pleasuring himself, forgetting that he hasn't locked the door. In walks his Mum.
"Erm... I... erm..."
"That's OK", says his Mum, "but this is how you should do it" and she demonstrates ... anyhow, they get so carried away that before you know it, they're fully at it on the bathroom floor. When they finish, she says "you're even better than your father" to which the son says,
"yep, that's what my sister said too".
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May 22nd, 2008 08:33 PM
