All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Eww. A couple of peep show places I visted once had all that jizz shit goin' on. I had to show up to collect my pay for a show I played and the owner of the venue was glued to that place. Before I even had a chance to indulge in the ladies, there was just, mayo everywhere, I was afraid to even touch the walls. Yeah...
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I need my band's pay, then I GTFO'd. It was worth it.
Yeah...
Went to a strip club not too long ago with some lesbian friends and some other guy, haha. Needless to say it was unpleasant, those ladies looked like they were once bear fodder. My, oh my!
First sign of the flying mayonnaise monster and I am running for the hills, bro.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.