okay let me give you two little bonmots i've encountered that i'll never forget:
the first one was the most traumatic that nearly turned me into a killer of at least a grandaddy and a grandchild..
you see was driving my dad's SUV through Ossining, NY (Solsy will agree with me that NY state has some pretty rangy parts) so i was going downhill with my car with let say 40 m/ph and suddenly some maniac rushes out of his property without looking neither left nor right, taking away my right of way...i mean what the ****?? When you're coming out of private property or a side street that borders open traffic YOU MUST ****ING YIELD RIGHT OF WAY!! meaning...you slow down your ****ing car so that you're able to stop whenever it is necessary - look left and right - and if it's safe to go - you may ****ing go! If i hadn't instantly dodged to the left right onto the opposite lane, that old fart would've been dead as a dodo..my bumper would've crushed his skull and that would've been the end of it...and that ******* just drives on..doesn't even stop...just going wherever he had to go...totally oblivious to the fact that he just escaped instant death!
secondly and on a more amusing not less dangerous note:
something that all of you do...an i mean everybody...and next time i'm over there i'll prove it to you with a camera!
I drive around mid-town and suddenly some dumb broad driving ahead of me hits the ****ing brakes out of nowhere and and takes a right turn onto the Seven/Eleven parking lot..never even bothering to indicate her turn...i mean what the ****??
Is that so hard to comprehend?? FRIST YOU WATCH - then you INDICATE where it is that you wanna go - THEN slow down!! and take that turn...THAT'S what those funny direction indicators are for! to indicate where you're going!!! yet you don't ****ing bother!! dear God...WHY?!
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Dec 2nd, 2008 03:23 AM
While My Guitar Gently Weeps by The Beatles
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