So for our 1st date we could steal a car and Rob some banks followed by looting in Ferguson. Then back to my place to smoke crack and worship Satan I hope that by this point u realize I'm kidding. I've got an odd sense of humor and I'm kinda a unique individual but I guess we all are. I'm on here hoping to find my next ex wife/ babysmomma, maybe minus the ex part. So I'm 4 ft tall and 3 ft wide with a 2 inch dick and no job no not really and what I'm seeking is a super model with a master's degree and a lot of $. That likes broke fat guys with no teeth again no not really I guess I'm decent lookin and have things going for myself cause I do ok with the ladies but can't seem to find the yin to my yang. The women I meet that I fall head over heels for don't tend to take me seriously/look down their noses at me. Others I meet/date that I'm not interested in. I can't get rid of. What I want is the right woman for me. If it's u then hurry up and get back to me so I ain't gotta rent a hooker for the night
Looking for serious relationship with a lady. Needing a girl friend. Live in north county. High sex drive. Very capable of impregnating a woman. Massive semen levels.
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Dec 28th, 2014 03:50 AM
I hope that by this point u realize I'm kidding. I've got an odd sense of humor and I'm kinda a unique individual but I guess we all are. I'm on here hoping to find my next ex wife/ babysmomma, maybe minus the ex part. So I'm 4 ft tall and 3 ft wide with a 2 inch dick and no job
