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Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

Gender: Female
Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

Where is Quincy

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:01 AM

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Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

Gender: Female
Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

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MG OWNS \W//

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:01 AM

Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

Gender: Female
Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

Ethan its ... icky

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:02 AM

walshy
Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Parts unknown

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Originally posted by Robtard
So you'll be 27-28 when you get out, you'll likely have some money in your account and hopefully some skill you can then apply in the civilization workforce and it will get you out of your parents house. Not too bad of a deal.

The downsides: it won't be easy, at least at first. Your life as you know it will be over. You might get sent to some shithole of a country during some dickshit of a war. You're stuck for four years no matter what, there's no resets or saying "I don't like it"

yeah it would be pretty intolerable if i hated it, could go to jail if i refused to do anything too

hopefully i can get a job in the army which isn't too war involved, like an engineer i guess that'd be useful post army.

there should be some trial period where i experience army life for a certain period then if i don't like that then i'll know

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walshy
Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

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whos ethan

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:06 AM

walshy
Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

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Location: Parts unknown

yeah i'm still talking about this like big life altering decision hope you don't you mind jeez

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:07 AM

mitchydumbface
Tiny Penis

Gender: Unspecified
Location: fishbowl

like just stfu about your life already!

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:08 AM

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mitchydumbface
Tiny Penis

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Location: fishbowl

jaykay

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:08 AM

walshy
Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Parts unknown

http://www.army.mod.uk/join/The-joining-process.aspx

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:10 AM

Robtard
Senor Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Captain's Chair, CA

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Originally posted by \\W//
yeah it would be pretty intolerable if i hated it, could go to jail if i refused to do anything too

hopefully i can get a job in the army which isn't too war involved, like an engineer i guess that'd be useful post army.

there should be some trial period where i experience army life for a certain period then if i don't like that then i'll know

Would be military jail, so the chances of getting anally raped are significantly lower, if that is a concern. The dishonorable discharge would be a blemish on your record though.

Lot's of jobs you learn can then use outside the military. Some by their very nature would kept you out of warzones.

Ha, they know better. The dropout rate would be extremely high.http://www.army.mod.uk/join/Careers-in-the-Army.aspx Like to cook? Be a chef. Good with mechanical stuff, be a "general fitter", sounds fitting.

Reserves too, that's like the army for slackers. IMO, go SAS or go home.

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:10 AM

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walshy
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you can't talk to me like that anymore, i'm an american hero

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:11 AM

mitchydumbface
Tiny Penis

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Location: fishbowl

i can't get to my e-mails on this computer, i forget to check them at work, it keeps saying page not available like wtf just, just fck you okay!

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:11 AM

walshy
Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Gender: Unspecified
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i spent 30 minutes filling out my application you punk what have you done for your country

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Robtard
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i can't get to my e-mails on this computer, i forget to check them at work, it keeps saying page not available like wtf just, just fck you okay!

Sounds like a Systems Protocols U Error.

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:18 AM

walshy
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Originally posted by Robtard
Would be military jail, so the chances of getting anally raped are significantly lower, if that is a concern. The dishonorable discharge would be a blemish on your record though.

Lot's of jobs you learn can then use outside the military. Some by their very nature would kept you out of warzones.

Ha, they know better. The dropout rate would be extremely high.http://www.army.mod.uk/join/Careers-in-the-Army.aspx Like to cook? Be a chef. Good with mechanical stuff, be a "general fitter", sounds fitting.

Reserves too, that's like the army for slackers. IMO, go SAS or go home.

getting anally anything would be the least of my worries

lol sounds fitting thats comedic genius

probably go to this interview and they won't like me anyway they'll say i'm unfit for service

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:23 AM

walshy
Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

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if they ask why i want to join the army i'm not totally sure what to say

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:25 AM

Robtard
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Fair enough

So I'm told

When do you go?

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:26 AM

Robtard
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if they ask why i want to join the army i'm not totally sure what to say

"Cos I don't know what to do with my life", isn't that enough?

But I'm looking at it from a US Army pov, where the recruiters will take anyone to fill their quota. Maybe the UK has higher standards and a shit answer like that will be you dropped.

If they don't take you, there's always the French Foreign Legion. You need to learn French first, or you're ****ed, and not in a good way

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Jan 13th, 2015 12:27 AM