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Dud: I tell you, the other day, some bloke came up to me, I dunno who it was, an' he said, "You ****."
Pete: Yeah.
Dud: I said, "Wot?" 'E said: "You ****."
Pete: Yeah, and you replied, "You ****in' ****."
Dud: I said … well, no, not straight away … I said: "You ****," I said …
Pete: Yeah, yeah …
Dud: … An' then 'e said …
Pete: … What'd he come back with?
Dud: 'E come back, 'e says, 'e said "You ****in' ****."
Pete: You're jokin'!
Dud: 'E said, "You call me a …"
Pete: 'E said "You ****in' ****"?
Dud: 'E said, "You call me a ****? You ****in' ****! …" I said, "You f—," I said, "You ****in' ****."
Pete: I should 'ope so. "You ****in' **** …"
Dud: I said, "You ****in' ****." I said, "You ****in' come 'ere an' call me a ****in' **** …"
Pete: I should say so.
Dud: I said, "You f—," I said, "You ****." I said, "You ****in' ****." I said, "'Oo are you ****in' callin' ****, ****?"
Pete: Yeah, what'd 'e say, ****?
Dud: 'E said, "You ****in' ****!"
Pete: Well, you ****in' ****! 'Oo are you to say to 'im that 'e was a ****in' ****?
Dud: Well, what d'you f—, what d'you ****in' think, mate? I'm ****in' defendin' my ****in' self, aren't I?
Pete: Well no. 'E come up to you, call you "****," that's fair enough, or 'e said, "You ****in' ****," an' you said back to 'im, "You ****in' ****in' ****," …
Dud: I said, well …
Pete: … well, what d'you expect 'im to say back, apart from, "You ****in' stupid ****in' ****"?
Dud: Well, I don't … I don't expect nothin', do I?
Pete: No …
Dud: But the **** come back with, "You ****in' **** ****!"
Pete: Oh Christ.
Dud: I said, "You ****?" I said, "You callin' me a ****in' ****? You ****in' …" I said, "You ****in' ****."
Pete: Jesus Christ, yeah.
Dud: I said, "You …," I said, "You … you ****in' ****!" …
Pete: Yeah …
Dud: … I said, like that.
Pete: Yeah. You said it, like that, did you? To 'im.
Dud: Yeah.
Pete: Or was 'e gone by then?
Dud: No, 'e ****in' 'it me. F— …
Pete: 'It you, did 'e?
Dud: Yeah, ****in' ****.
Pete: Killed you dead, did 'e?
Dud: No, 'e … 'e ****in' 'it me.
Pete: Yeah, …
Dud: I said …
Pete: … well …
Dud: I said …
Pete: … you can't blame 'im, can you?
Dud: I said, "You … you rotter."
Pete: Yeah.
Dud: An' 'e … 'e went off.
Pete: Did 'e?
Dud: An' 'e said, "You ****," again.
Pete: Well, that's the only way to deal with 'im, isn't it?
Dud: Yeah, well, I showed 'im, didn't I?
Pete: Yeah, well, you 'ad to, didn't you? You 'ad to stand up for what you stood for, didn't you?
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