I am the World Off-Topic Champion. The longest running gold-bearer in the HISTORY of KMC.
This is the way it's been since the beginning of the time. We're all here in the circus to entertain The Millionth Post Game. And nobody's ever been able to attain a modicum of success without it.
Except for now. Until I showed up. I've become the most successful KMC member of all time. Not of the modern era. No, that's another little buzzword that some moderator wants you to say. They probably wanna put it in their profile. But that's the way you get noticed. You don't get noticed until you start to move a couple of favorite quotes in profiles. If I— if I competed in Raz's era, I'd have been champion for 20 years, too. No, I'd have been champion for 30 years. Because KMC one thread a month in the Off-Topic is easy. You never see Mitch debate in VS threads against a superstar like Robtard. Because he had it easy. I post physically demanding posts on KMC, week in and week out. So much that my one year equals 30 of theirs. And I have attained this success, not— not because of the Millionth Post Game.. I am successful not because of you. I am successful in SPITE of it!
Now, I'm the most honest man in this thread, I'm the most honest man on this site 'cause everybody else has got the same, old, tired crybaby story. They'll come out here and they'll say 'I do it for the people, I do it for all of you. Let's hear it for THE HABS!' Here's some honesty. I watched Mairuzu smash a bong over Chos' head and I sure as hell didn't say 'Golly Gee! I can't wait to go electrify the people in the Off-Topic Forum.' No! Because I don't care about the people in the Off-Topic Forum!
There's good guys and there's bad guys in this world and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am a bad, bad man and I can freely admit it. But Dadudemon will come out here and he'll cry his 182 year eyes out and say 'Oh, I did it for all of you'. Scribbles can come out here and lose his smile and find his smile, but then in a— in a tearful Hall of Fame speech he'll say that his entire career was just to gain your acceptance. Then a man like Oneness is forced to retire and he'll say that he misses posting for people like you. Now, these people, these men are either weak or they're dishonest and they're liars. It's either one or the other. But I— I'm neither weak nor dishonest. I'm the best in the world.
Unlike a lot of people I'm glad you're here Welshy. I don't care what your schedule is. I don't care if you're here 16 days a year or 365 days a year. You could be Santa Clause and have his schedule, one day a year. I'd still kick your ass. I don't care how many footie games you watch every year. I know how hard that schedule probably is, but every time you come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass. Because this isn't candy land. I'm like nobody you've ever faced before. You can make fun of the color of my t-shirt and you can talk about pie and you can sing songs and you can rhyme and you can do your tired, lame-ass schtick. I just want you to know that come KMCOMBAT, I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world. I'm the best thing going today. I'm the best guy you've ever stepped foot in the Off-Topic with. And you need to understand, congratulations, Welsh, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew. You're playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your 'millions and millions' and your 'finallys'. And I'm in the big leagues and I'm swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it's all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come this fight, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God."
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