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Morning_Glory
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Originally posted by Quincy
I noticed

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Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Let's sing The Rake Song

Rakes, rakes, good for the skin, if you like tattoos then you'll want to apply a rake to your shin

Rakes are great, I've got three � I use them to scrape the lawn and scare away that big bee
Rakes are my life, I've got ten � I like to sway them in the sun, break a few moves and chase that stupid hen

Rakes.
Rakes.

I've got a really big rake that I call Ben, I keep it in my crack den, it's got twenty tendrils that I stare at and stroke now and then
I've got a small rake called Toby, he thinks he's Moby, covering Mission of Burma and making dance music, he's changed his style a few times but it always stays the same, really, he's not the best but I keep him out for show

Rakes, rakes, good for the skin, if you like tattoos then you'll want to apply a rake to your shin

Get yourself a ****ing rake, you won't regret it

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Jun 3rd, 2015 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Quincy
That's genius.

We can call it something like

Or maybe

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Jun 3rd, 2015 06:25 PM

Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

Gender: Female
Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

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Originally posted by Scribble
Rakes, rakes, good for the skin, if you like tattoos then you'll want to apply a rake to your shin

Rakes are great, I've got three � I use them to scrape the lawn and scare away that big bee
Rakes are my life, I've got ten � I like to sway them in the sun, break a few moves and chase that stupid hen

Rakes.
Rakes.

I've got a really big rake that I call Ben, I keep it in my crack den, it's got twenty tendrils that I stare at and stroke now and then
I've got a small rake called Toby, he thinks he's Moby, covering Mission of Burma and making dance music, he's changed his style a few times but it always stays the same, really, he's not the best but I keep him out for show

Rakes, rakes, good for the skin, if you like tattoos then you'll want to apply a rake to your shin

Get yourself a ****ing rake, you won't regret it

wrong song dumpling

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Quincy
Debaser

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Location: Through The Looking Glass

I rake into a pile and the pile piles high
the rakey piles pile so highly high up in the sky
The leaves are all together and the piles are all woah
they are all in such big piles and those piles will just grow

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Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

Gender: Female
Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

"The Rake's Song"

I had entered into a marriage
In the summer of my twenty-first year
And the bells rang for our wedding
Only now do I remember it clear
Alright, alright, alright

No more a rake and no more a bachelor
I was wedded and it whetted my thirst
Until her womb start spilling out babies
Only then did I reckon my curse
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

First came Isaiah with his crinkled little fingers
Then came Charlotte and that wretched girl Dawn
Ugly Myfanwy died on delivery
Mercifully taking her mother along
Alright, alright, alright

What can one do when one is widower
Shamefully saddled with three little pests
All that I wanted was the freedom of a new life
So my burden I began to divest
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright

And that's how I came your humble narrator
To be living so easy and free
Expect you think that I should be haunted
But it never really bothers me
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

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That was my "The Rake Song", and I'm going to release it as a single later this year, maybe even in time to get to no.1 at Christmas

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Jun 3rd, 2015 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Quincy
I rake into a pile and the pile piles high
the rakey piles pile so highly high up in the sky
The leaves are all together and the piles are all woah
they are all in such big piles and those piles will just grow

I pile my rakes into a rake pile, I fry an egg and make it fly onto the pile, the rakes look better with an egg on top

*guitar solo*

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Jun 3rd, 2015 06:28 PM

Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

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|King Joker|
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Originally posted by Spawningpool
SENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! *orgasms uncontrollably*

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Jun 3rd, 2015 06:34 PM

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Where'd Freck go?

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Jun 3rd, 2015 06:35 PM

walshy
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he's behind you

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walshy
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i should work out more

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Jun 3rd, 2015 06:56 PM

Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

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Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

Starting new book

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Bloody knackered after work

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Jun 3rd, 2015 06:59 PM

walshy
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what were you doing

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mitchydumbface
Tiny Penis

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boogaloo dudes

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mitchydumbface
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game night w

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Jun 3rd, 2015 07:10 PM

Quincy
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slow day in here today

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walshy
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ohhh yeah its the final too? OOO:

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