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Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
people need to know i'm always unavailable!

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Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
once upon a time in the near future, like a couple of days, or next week, or it could be any time of day in any other week. there's a boy, scratch that, there's a man, handsome beyond belief, super wealthy and doesn't live in a basement probably in some penthouse in some ciy and there he is in a candle lit room naked, totally naked. we'll just call him mitch. but he's not alone, oh no, he doesn't just light candles for himself in a room, no no no, he's with a lady, an irresistible gorgeous lady who has great taste in mitches and she also happens to be naked. we'll call her piggles. but wait, there's a third party, he's a stranger but somehow mitch and piggles feels some connection with him and they both whisper simultaneously "walshy"with a nodding acceptance. oh he's also naked. all standing in a naked love triangle they slowly step forward toward each to form one super hot sex ball, but all the sudden the story just prematurely end.

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Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
i gotta locate these cars myself because i decided to hire a shitty hacker gdi!

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Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
once upon a time in the near future, like a couple of days, or next week, or it could be any time of day in any other week. there's a boy, scratch that, there's a man, handsome beyond belief, super wealthy and doesn't live in a basement probably in some penthouse in some ciy and there he is in a candle lit room naked, totally naked. we'll just call him mitch. but he's not alone, oh no, he doesn't just light candles for himself in a room, no no no, he's with a lady, an irresistible gorgeous lady who has great taste in mitches and she also happens to be naked. we'll call her piggles. but wait, there's a third party, he's a stranger but somehow mitch and piggles feels some connection with him and they both whisper simultaneously "walshy"with a nodding acceptance. oh he's also naked. all standing in a naked love triangle they slowly step forward toward each to form one super hot sex ball, but all the sudden the story just prematurely end.

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Originally posted by walshy
i regularly get told i seem older because i'm so mature but yeah 23...whyy

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Originally posted by walshy
i regularly get told i seem older because i'm so mature but yeah 23...whyy

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Originally posted by Scribble
I'm basically a bitter, twisted middle aged bastard but I look like I'm 16 or some shit

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Originally posted by Scribble
I'm basically a bitter, twisted middle aged bastard but I look like I'm 16 or some shit

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Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
shit you were there too, i didn't notice

... and then scribbles chloroforms everyone and rapes them avoiding his blue balls... the end, to be continued

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Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
I may be 31, but I act much younger. Does that count?

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Originally posted by Stringer
My man!