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Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

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Originally posted by Ax3l
Im gonna etch "Nothing wrong with his dick except shooting to quick" on Marius' tombstone

Yes.

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, at least it's still hooked on.

You sure do! Have you talked to him about his lack of acceptable performance?

No, man's ego is too fragile for that conversation, I feel

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:48 PM

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AbnormalButSane
Screw up

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If a guy can't finish the deal with his penis, he should be prepared to bring toys along and/or become an expert with his tongue.

This goes for all people. Not just mens.

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:49 PM

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AbnormalButSane
Screw up

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Originally posted by Selphie
Get your library cards, the library is opennn

"Miss Tyra, is your barbecue canceled? Cause your grill is ****ed up."

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:50 PM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

Like, he uses his hands, which is kinda cool but it's just harder for me to orgasm and I'd just rather do it on a dick

idk I'm getting pickier as I get older, now that I'm finally having sex

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:50 PM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"Miss Tyra, is your barbecue canceled? Cause your grill is ****ed up."

"Legendary? More like legs and dairy."

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:51 PM

Bardock42
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves

I'd say if you're not sexually satisfied it's perfectly reasonable to break up with him!

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:51 PM

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Quincy
Debaser

Gender: Male
Location: Through The Looking Glass

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Get ready to be read for filth.

You lucky people.

I hope she makes me cry

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:52 PM

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AbnormalButSane
Screw up

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Every sexual encounter should end with you having two or more orgasms.

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:52 PM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

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Originally posted by Bardock42
I'd say if you're not sexually satisfied it's perfectly reasonable to break up with him!

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Every sexual encounter should end with you having two or more orgasms.

yas

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:53 PM

Bardock42
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Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Every sexual encounter should end with you having two or more orgasms.

Though for some women it is quite hard to achieve orgasm at all.

At least that's what I tell myself.

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:53 PM

mitchydumbface
Tiny Penis

Gender: Unspecified
Location: fishbowl

come on guys that's too much pressure for walshy to handle

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:55 PM

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Kharhmah
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: asleep.

Why is it nearly eight. -_-
I cba with stuff.

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:55 PM

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Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Though for some women it is quite hard to achieve orgasm at all.

At least that's what I tell myself.

This is true, BUT if a woman has the chance or experience to explore herself and discover what she needs, it isn't as hard

It took me a long time, some toys, and several partners to discover what I needed/what I like. Now that I'm kind of there, I just want to have good sex, not the stuff I was just putting up with before because I was inexperienced and didn't know what I liked

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Aug 27th, 2015 06:56 PM