They've been camped out for almost a week in LA. The first 100 people in line just got to watch the Hollywood premiere with the celebrities. Lucky bastards.
Smart money was to pre-order tickets with assigned seating like I did.
Reminds me when we were on first nights, my battle buddy came back from stag at like five in the morning and we get up at six so he wakes me up the shit right, then he says if I'd go with him to the portable toilets because we could only go in two's. So after a bit of encouragement I'm like fine, I'll have a piss while I'm at it. And omg.. After I came out I waited for my mate so we could go back as a two. He was having the shit of a lifetime, it sounded ****ing violent i s2g, it was disturbing.
On the way back we got stopped by someone on stag which I thought was funny because it was just the corporals that were supposed to be approaching but whoever it was was doing their job so good on them, never knew who it was as it was so dark. They gave the password backwards and then corrected themselves lol. So really they gave it away but I knew what it was.
Another funny toilet related story was again on first nights exercise. It was in the day and I go to the toilet and before this I'd noticed one of the metal stoppers?.. On my belt was coming off so I go to the toilet n try to sort it out. But the universe has some problem with anything in my life going to plan so I'm taking my belt off and the thing that's coming off comes off completely... And falls straight down the toilet..
And these were your typical second hand portable toilets, the sort you can smell from five minutes away and if able to go anywhere else, wouldn't step foot into one of these disasters.
So for the rest of the time I'm there my trousers were sagging and slowing me down, that combined with the mud and and wet made them slightly heavy so it sagged even more. That whole exercise was a ****ing catastrophe.
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