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Jana is supposed to be calm and collected. She’s supposed to offer a nutritious, yet fun cereal suggestion. But instead Jana doesn’t just lose her cool; she shows a side herself that is wholly terrifying.
By the time Jana reaches our target, he has picked up a box of Fruit Loops and is reading the list of ingredients on the side. Jana, ever so casually, sidles up to him to peruse the cereal. And then the worst happens. Perhaps it is nervousness, perhaps it is the ridiculousness of the situation, but, tragically, Jana starts to laugh—and Jana can’t stop.

The target looks sidelong at her, unsure what to do. There is no one else in the aisle, so he can’t look at anyone else for direction. Finally, he asks “What’s so funny?” Jana, of course, can’t really tell him what’s funny. Instead, she points at the toucan on the Froot Loops box and continues laughing, so much that tears begin to well up in her eyes.

“The parrot,” she laughs. The target, sensing danger, slowly puts the Froot Loops into his cart and begins to back away. But Jana, remembering her mission, blurts out: “Would you like to go out sometime?”

Any attempts at describing the sheer horror of this moment would be in vain. Our beloved target says absolutely nothing as he backs up with his cart, exiting swiftly. Our first pick-up mission ends in humiliating failure.

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my real name is Hulk

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