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Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

*first

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:06 AM

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johnnyforever
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Gender: Female
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Originally posted by Mywi
nuts!

Granny walks in the desert and she trips over a scuba diver.

Is that funny enough?

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Originally posted by Mywi
I think I�ll use the firs one

okie dokie!

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:06 AM

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Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mywi
*first

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:07 AM

Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

Fiendish and crude
Froosty and lewd
This is the life I have whored myself to
Spackled and battered and smothered and covered
And cleaving and cloven and bitter and blued
Your womb
Your breeding sac

Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate
Your womb is a sewer
I grunt at the grate
Your womb is a sewer
Your womb is manure
but still, I'm worse

My life is a sinkhole
Egregious and rude
Worm fested and filthy
Froosty and lewd
A womb with a view
When one becomes two
**** you
Never to matter the number of flies feasting the flab that bolsters your thighs
Your womb
Your breeding hive
Womb with a view
I see you

I was born
Deep in the void
Raped by millions I soon grew
Annoyed!

Could I somehow elope?
Like a molecule in a microscope
So your womb won't become the tomb of our dead baby
Never to matter the number of flies
Lapping the flab that bolsters your thighs
Womb with a view
When one becomes two
**** you

Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate
Your womb is a sewer
I grunt at the grate
Your womb is a sewer
Your womb is manure
But still, I'm worse

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:08 AM

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Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

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Originally posted by johnnyforever
no

okie dokie!

Granny walks in the desert and a submarine falls on her head.
Funny? I think it�s hilarious. It�s my fav.

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:09 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

35 pages

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:09 AM

johnnyforever
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Granny walks in the desert and a submarine falls on her head.
Funny? I think it�s hilarious. It�s my fav.

What in the world does that mean?!?

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:10 AM

Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

Decay of granduer, from riches to rags...

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:11 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

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Originally posted by johnnyforever
What in the world does that mean?!?

Nuts!

What, don�t you get it? Imagine it. Granny. An old woman, right? Okay, she is walking in the desert. It�s hot and sand is all around the place. Get it so far? Then suddenly, a submarine(which is a type of underwater vehicle) falls from the sky, right on Granny�s head. And that�s it.

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:11 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mywi
35 pages

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:12 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mywi

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:13 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

originally posted by Mywi.

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:13 AM

Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

This is the never ending story...

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:14 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mywi
originally posted by Mywi.

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:14 AM

johnnyforever
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Originally posted by Mywi
Nuts!

What, don�t you get it? Imagine it. Granny. An old woman, right? Okay, she is walking in the desert. It�s hot and sand is all around the place. Get it so far? Then suddenly, a submarine(which is a type of underwater vehicle) falls from the sky, right on Granny�s head. And that�s it.

i don't know blink

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:14 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

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Originally posted by johnnyforever
i don't know

Okay..I got another one:

Once upon a time, there were two grizzly bears. One was brown and the other turned left.

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:16 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

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Originally posted by Scythe
This is the never ending story...

Your new sig is way better.

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:19 AM

Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

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Originally posted by Mywi
Your new sig is way better.

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Dec 2nd, 2006 02:20 AM

johnnyforever
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Gender: Female
Location:

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Originally posted by Mywi
Okay..I got another one:

Once upon a time, there were two grizzly bears. One was brown and the other turned left.