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Originally posted by The Pict
Just a wee joke, I'll try again:

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

Haha. stick out tongue
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Originally posted by The Pict
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

I still don't understand this. She leaves a clothes hanger? Why? And why would she leave it inside the car? confused Is that the joke? blink
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Originally posted by Sanctuary
Haha. stick out tongue

I still don't understand this. She leaves a clothes hanger? Why? And why would she leave it inside the car? confused Is that the joke? blink


People use clothes hangers to open car locks I guess, but because she's blonde she leaves it in the car so she couldn't use it if she locks herself out. See?


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People use clothes hangers to open car locks I guess, but because she's blonde she leaves it in the car so she couldn't use it if she locks herself out. See?

Riiiight. But clothes hangers are made out of stuff that isn't bendy enough. Would it actually work? And why don't criminals and stuff do that? confused
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Originally posted by Sanctuary
Riiiight. But clothes hangers are made out of stuff that isn't bendy enough. Would it actually work? And why don't criminals and stuff do that? confused


Maybe they do, and wire coathangers can be bent into all types of shapes.


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

that's not pretty... blink


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that's not pretty... blink


It wasn't intended to be. no expression


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http://www.killermovies.com/forums/...=12#post7979594

Interesting communication.


Strangely enough Cheetagirl threads usually turn funny


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Interesting communication.


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I think Storm was right though.


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It was closed after my post.


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I think Storm was right though.


Why? Because to my knowledge, socking is not allowed at all.


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why? Because to my knowledge, socking is not allowed at all.


Except in some special cases, eh? People that are better liked?

Anyways, she is just banned for one day now. I think she should get another chance. It is not like the people of the OTF made it easy for her at all.


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Except in some special cases, eh? People that are better liked?

Anyways, she is just banned for one day now. I think she should get another chance. It is not like the people of the OTF made it easy for her at all.


Like you?

She didn't make it easy on herself, and even when she was given another chance, she did the same stuff. She's an idiot.


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