*Gasp* You dare hit lord Maleficus? You have defied the dark side!!!
*Force lightnings takuto* YOU ARE WEAK!!! Lord Maleficus, I have destroyed the one who defied you.
*Maleficus gasped. "What... No! I'm the Monarch of Malice! I need not your help." He looked at the charred Takuto. "Yeah... No more of that if you would be so kind Ballister. Thanks though." Maleficus put his crown on and laughed maniacally. He began to dance the dance of life. "Join me or be put to death!" He shouted across the land.*
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Some dark forgotten corner
-Looks at the two of them. "I'm a shinigami, a Death God. I can't be killed again." Shakes head and walks off, allowing them to wallow in their ignorance.-
*Maleficus continues his crazy dance of life. "I am your king! I am aloud to be eccentric! I am also aloud to be completely insane! Everyone who does not dance the dance of life shall be put to death. That is why I call it the dance of life! You dance- you live! Get it? I get it!" Maleficus shouted. His eyes turned into swirling pools of madness.* (Who else but your Monarch of Malice can be so silly and evil all at once? I ask you, who?)
__________________ I'm a forevernerd... I'm just glad I grew up a bit.
I take orders from no one. You are too weak to be king! *Force lightnings Maleficus until his skin is melted and deformed* I will overthrow you, then kill you all at once! *Uses my most powerful Force lightning of Maleficus until he goes flying into a wall* Ok, if anyone else wanted him dead, your wish has been granted. Now go on with your bleak and meaningless lives.
*Maleficus stands up and brushes himself off. When he does he clears his throat and proclaims. "Alright... I guess I went a bit over board with the whole crazy king thing. I shall no longer be your king. The pay stinks and the hours are a pain in the ass. I shall go back to my old job now." Maleficus jumps into a phone booth. When he comes out again he is dressed in long blue robes and a pointy yellow hat. "I shall go on adventures and destroy the elderly." He said, walking into the sunset.* (Wow. Was that dramatic or what?)
__________________ I'm a forevernerd... I'm just glad I grew up a bit.
Come back here, I didn't say I was done with you. *Force pulls him back then slams him into the ground. Then I put my foot on his head and smoosh it into the dirt* Now I'm done with you. Oh, and that yellow hat is a disgrace. *Pulls off hat, throws it into air, then uses my powers to disinigrate it* *Kicks Maleficus and shoots him with a water gun* Now get out of here before I really get mideveil on your ass.