OH YEAH, I GOT THE HUNDRETH POST ON THIS THREAD! Now, back to the story.
*Shows mechanical arm to people. The people all go ooh, ah.*
This is boring. *Puts hands together and uses alchemy to make a giant spike go through the crowd*
*Maleficus gets up and takes a deep breath. "That cleared the sinuses." He said to Ballister. "Is that all you've got?" He asked stealing and eating all of his biscuits. "Now what?" He shouted, forcing himself to vomit all of the biscuits on Ballister's shoes. "You've got barf shoes!" Maleficus shouted, running out side and riding into the sunset on the shoulders of an elderly man. "Run you cantankerous old mule! Run until your teeth fall out!"*
__________________ I'm a forevernerd... I'm just glad I grew up a bit.
Ed snapped. "YOU STUPID LITTLE WIZARD THING I OUGHTTA TEAR UP YOUR ROBES, THEN BEAT YOU UP!!!" Ed ran to Maleficus, ripped him off the old man, ripped up his robed, and punched in his rib cage. He then threw Maleficus into a mud pit. Then Ed used alchemy to make the land around Maleficus crumble and collapse. Then he threw a ton of mud on him and used alchemy again, this time to forge a large sword. Ed jumped into the pit and started chasing Maleficus. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"
*Maleficus stood behind Ed. "Why are you beating up that old man? Are you trying to steal my job?" He asked pointing at the person Ed was punching. It was the old man he was riding. "You're really weird, you know that right?" Maleficus said, exploding into a million pieces. All the tiny exploded pieces absorbed into the ground and disappeared.* (HA! Now what barf shoes?)
__________________ I'm a forevernerd... I'm just glad I grew up a bit.
That wasn't the old man, that was you. Now I'll show you my real alchemy. *First, I use alchemy to clear off my boots* HA!!! THAT RUINED YOUR PLAN, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! *Uses alchemy to crumble the ground until the lava is melting it (and you)* [And if it weren't for me, you wouldn't have thought of going to Barker for that sig, so neh!!!]
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*Maleficus sat in a tree, watching Ed. "You do a rather nice job fighting the ground." He said, falling out of the tree backwards and disappearing back into the ground. He appeared behind Ed and used Lit 3 to blow him up. "Looks like you're the dead one!" He shouted, disappearing again.*
__________________ I'm a forevernerd... I'm just glad I grew up a bit.
[It's fine]
*A stone hits you in the nape. You turn around to see me standing next to a tree tossing stones and catching them*
You really disappoint me. *Throws stones, but this time they change into metal bolts and pierce your skin*
(I'm not entirely sure why you would need a recap of what happened in the registration thread, but if you really must know. Me and Ballister have been fighting. I threw up on his shoes and ran then he beat up an old man, I blew him up with Lit 3 and exploded into a million pieces and that is how I won. He keeps fighting even though I'm not there anymore.)
__________________ I'm a forevernerd... I'm just glad I grew up a bit.
[Pervert? Wtf how is that perverted? Anyways, now I'm going to be serious;a little]
Ed walked around, looking for places to eat. "There aren't any good food places!"
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