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Darth Zhin
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i donīt like it ethier but al least it is well drawn...

whos the artist? alex ross?


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Old Post Dec 3rd, 2005 05:18 AM
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darthvader_fan
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prolly i guess


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Stun
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"Until this battle station is fully operational we are vulnerable to pants. The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped with pants. They're pants are more dangerous than you realise."

this one still cracks me uplaughing out loud


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There is no pants. Don't make me spray you.


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leave my sig out of the discussion please.

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Sorry, my fault for bringing it up in the first place.

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kalsemo
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by PVS
solo: ...and i thought these pants smelled bad on the outside


laughing laughing laughing


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"Two Jedi have landed in the main pants bay. We're tracking them."


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Darth Zhin
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Palpatine: My tailor told me everything about the pants... even the nature of the Dark Pants...

Anakin: you know the Dark Pants?!?!

Palpatine: Anakin... If you want to became a complete and wise tailor you must embrace a... larger view of the pants.

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And goes on and on....


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Darth Zhin you crack me up


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Darth Zhin
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well, I try...

Yoda: Hidden, safe, the pants must be kept.
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S.Battle Droid: those are Jedi Pants all right.
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Palpatine: Itīs only natural Anakin. He cut off your Pants and you wanted revenge... remember what youīve told me about your Pants and the Sand People (Insert Tusken noises here...).
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Iīll never get tired of this wonderfull nonsense wink


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Darth Zhin
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C-3PO: We will be sent to the Pants Workshops of Kessel, Pantsed into who knows what!!

C-3PO: Donīt call me a Pantless Philosopher you big glob of Grease!!

----- not PT but who cares a this point?--------

and now....

a bit of DUNE (please indulge me! big grin )

He who controls the Pants controls the Universe!!

The Pants must Flow!!!

Arrakis... Dune... The Pants Planet....
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thanks and sorry for the incovenience


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Old Post Dec 4th, 2005 05:30 AM
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Sadako of Girth
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Palpatine: "Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the pants..."

Leia: "If pants is all that you love then that is what you shall recieve"

Yoda: "Good-bye. Chewbacca and Tarfful, miss you I will. Good friends you are. For your pants, much gratitude and respect, I have."

OBI-WAN: "Not even the younglings survived."

YODA: "Killed not by pants, this Padawan. By a lightsaber, he was."


OBI-WAN: "Padme, I need your pants. He's in grave danger."

PADME: "From the sith?"

OBI-WAN: "From the zipper . . . Padme, Anakin has turned to the dark side."

PADME: "You're wrong! How could you even say that?"


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A HOLOGRAM OF ANAKIN appears before PALPATINE in his office at the bottom of the Senate Arena.

DARTH VADER: "The pants are taken care of, My Master."

DARTH SlDIOUS: "They are finished, then. You have restored peace and justice to the galaxy. You have done well, Lord Vader."

DARTH VADER: "Thank you, My Master."


The sleek NABOO SKIFF lands on the Mustafar landing platform near Anakin's GREEN STARFIGHTER. ANAKIN runs up to the SKIFF as the ramp lowers. PADME runs to him.

ANAKIN: "Padme, I saw your Pants . . ."

They embrace.

PADME: "Oh, Anakin!"


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Sadako of Girth
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Location: McClane's Right one

A Senate pod with COMMANDER THIRE (4477) and SEVERAL OTHER CLONE TROOPERS climb up to where MAS AMEDDA and PALPATINE are waiting. Beneath the Main Podium, TWENTY CLONE TROOPERS search for Yoda 's body.

CLONE COMMANDER THIRE: "There is no sign of his pants, sir."

MAS AMEDDA: "Then he is not dead."

PALPATINE: "Double your search."

CLONE COMMANDER THIRE: "Yes sir. Right away, sir."

PALPATINE: (to Mas Amedda) "Tell Captain Khaki to prepare my pants for immediate takeoff."

MAS AMEDDA: "Yes, Master."

PALPATINE: "I sense Lord Vader is in Farrahs."


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Sadako of Girth
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Location: McClane's Right one

LUKE to Pilots: "Those pants're too strong for blasters"

YODA: "Judge me by my pants, do you...?"

OBI WAN: "Hes more Pants than man....Twisted and evil..."


BAIL ORGANA, followed by ARTOO and THREEPIO, approaches CAPTAIN ANTILLES and TWO CREW MEMBERS.

BAIL ORGANA: "Captain Antilles."

CAPTAIN ANTILLES: "Yes, Your Highness."

BAIL ORGANA: "I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well. Clean them up. Have the Protocol Droid's pants wiped."

C-3PO: "Oh, no."


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"Van Zan is the Pinocchio of feces." - Lestov16

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Sadako of Girth
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Anakin: "I know, but we also want to catch this assassin. Don't we, Master?"

OBI-WAN: "You're using her as pants??

ANAKIN: "It was her idea... No harm will come to her. I can sense
everything going on in that room. Trust me."

OBI-WAN: "It's too risky... and your pants aren't that attuned, young
apprentice."

ANAKIN: "And yours are?"

OBI-WAN: "Possibly."


May the pants be with you.


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"Van Zan is the Pinocchio of feces." - Lestov16

Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Dec 4th, 2005 at 06:28 PM

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Sadako of Girth
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OBI WAN/BEN: "Mos eisley spaceport...Never will you find a more wretched hive of pants and villiany..... We must be cautious."

JAR JAR: "Yousa pantsa gonna diiiiiiieeeeee...?"

YODA: "Pants not make one great"

"Fear leads to anger..Anger leads to pants...Pants lead to
Suffering!"

VADER: "Pants do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship and
not excuses."


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6 posts? Holy shit....

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Sadako of Girth
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Yeah... Damned edit function'll only work for 15mins after initially posting.... sad

STRANGE VOICE
"Feel like what?"

Luke jumps out of his skin. Artoo screeches in terror. The young
warrior grabs for his lightsaber as he spins around, looking for the
speaker. Mysteriously standing right in front of Luke is a strange,
bluish creature, not more than two feet tall. The wizened little thing
is dressed in rags. It motions toward Luke's sword.

LUKE
(looking at the
creature)
"Like we're being watched!"

CREATURE/YODA
"Away with your pants! I mean
you no harm."

:P


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