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BOPRecruit 16
Hunter By Nature
Gender: Female Location: City of Angels |
Comedy Hour: Carry On
this isn't really a carry on story to begin with. just a really long joke. basically, i start with some random line. then people carry on. with a line or two. now, it doesn't have to be a joke you're heard before. just add something that somehow connects to the previous line or post. it can make sense or not. just make it funny! and no bashing other people's lines in the joke! if at some point we need to end a joke, let me know and we can start a new one. alright? here's my first contribution to "comedy hour":
one night, i go to order a drink at some bar and this guy starts hitting on me, delivering the lamest pick up line i have ever heard...
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Dec 19th, 2005 12:30 AM |
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H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic |
I tell him, "Dude... I'm not like that." And he's all like...
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Dec 19th, 2005 11:11 PM |
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Regulus A Black
Elder Mormon
Gender: Male Location: United States |
Im not either, and since neither of us are like that...
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Jan 2nd, 2006 05:45 AM |
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div
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: .Here. |
we should just shut up...
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Jan 7th, 2006 07:07 AM |
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H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic |
I whipped out my pistol, and he...
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Jan 7th, 2006 04:22 PM |
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milion888
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: |
whipped out his "gun" and ...
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(found inscribed in a public restroom) Some people come here to take a s**t,
I came here to leave one.
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Jan 7th, 2006 04:47 PM |
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danagrint1
Rupert's Wife
Gender: Female Location: Nowhere to be found... |
said "My name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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Jan 7th, 2006 11:01 PM |
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danagrint1
Rupert's Wife
Gender: Female Location: Nowhere to be found... |
then I slapped him and he..
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Jan 8th, 2006 11:19 PM |
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cutie_pie13
4eva young
Gender: Female Location: Pluto, or is it Saturn hmmmm... |
and he started laughing uncontrollably until.............
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sig done by piggle
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Jan 13th, 2006 01:37 PM |
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danagrint1
Rupert's Wife
Gender: Female Location: Nowhere to be found... |
he peed in his pants, then...
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Jan 14th, 2006 10:10 PM |
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ESB -1138
Sonic Speed
Gender: Male Location: Green Hill Zone |
he left the room and got hit by a taxi called...
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Jan 14th, 2006 11:09 PM |
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danagrint1
Rupert's Wife
Gender: Female Location: Nowhere to be found... |
The Strip Joint then the people coming out of the cab were...
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Jan 15th, 2006 01:27 AM |
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ESB -1138
Sonic Speed
Gender: Male Location: Green Hill Zone |
giant monkeys with little pink hats and...
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Jan 15th, 2006 01:59 AM |
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danagrint1
Rupert's Wife
Gender: Female Location: Nowhere to be found... |
cockroaches tap-dancing, then the group...
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Jan 16th, 2006 01:21 AM |
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ESB -1138
Sonic Speed
Gender: Male Location: Green Hill Zone |
departed to Giant Small Island where...
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Jan 22nd, 2006 12:36 AM |
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Jaeh
Possibly here.
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else. |
they ordered a....
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HIS force be with you.
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Jan 22nd, 2006 01:36 AM |
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Regulus A Black
Elder Mormon
Gender: Male Location: United States |
monkey dance, which is a dance that...
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Jan 22nd, 2006 08:41 AM |
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Jaeh
Possibly here.
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else. |
makes you look like a monkey that's why...
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HIS force be with you.
Last edited by Jaeh on Jan 22nd, 2006 at 10:07 AM
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Jan 22nd, 2006 10:04 AM |
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