Rules of Humping!

:: Rules of Humping ::

1. Humping is not to be seen as a sexual fetish. Humping is intended to be strictly for entertainment purposes only.
2. It's not real humping unless you have documentation of it in the form of a picture or video.
3. Everything is fair game. The more unusual the better.
4. Monuments, landmarks, and historical artifacts make for the best humps.
5. NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE HUMPING ANIMALS! It's wrong and gross.
6. When submitting a humping picture, please include a short description and story.
7. Always support fellow humpers by encouraging and coaxing them to hump things for your benefit. Peer pressure is what fuels a humper.
8. Always use your best judgement while humping. Many people in this repressed humping society may perceive you as a threat and kick your ass.
9. Only hump a person if you're drunk. Humping someone while sober can be mistaken as a sexual advance. (Please see rule #1)

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
:: Rules of Humping ::

1. Humping is not to be seen as a sexual fetish. Humping is intended to be strictly for entertainment purposes only.
2. It's not real humping unless you have documentation of it in the form of a picture or video.
3. Everything is fair game. The more unusual the better.
4. Monuments, landmarks, and historical artifacts make for the best humps.
5. NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE HUMPING ANIMALS! It's wrong and gross.
6. When submitting a humping picture, please include a short description and story.
7. Always support fellow humpers by encouraging and coaxing them to hump things for your benefit. Peer pressure is what fuels a humper.
8. Always use your best judgement while humping. Many people in this repressed humping society may perceive you as a threat and kick your ass.
9. Only hump a person if you're drunk. Humping someone while sober can be mistaken as a sexual advance. (Please see rule #1)

This is a pathetic attempt to get on the Top 25 Thread Starters.

Originally posted by Bloigen
This is a pathetic attempt to get on the Top 25 Thread Starters.

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
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At least admit it.

I already SHOULD be on it!

Now its just me being me 😬

Originally posted by Bloigen
This is a pathetic attempt to get on the Top 25 Thread Starters.

✅

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I already SHOULD be on it!

Now its just me being me 😬

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I already SHOULD be on it!

Now its just me being me 😬

I love humping! 🙂

this is funny how you went into so much detail....

Originally posted by Bloigen
This is a pathetic attempt to get on the Top 25 Thread Starters.

youhor

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
:: Rules of Humping ::

1. Humping is not to be seen as a sexual fetish. Humping is intended to be strictly for entertainment purposes only.
2. It's not real humping unless you have documentation of it in the form of a picture or video.
3. Everything is fair game. The more unusual the better.
4. Monuments, landmarks, and historical artifacts make for the best humps.
5. NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE HUMPING ANIMALS! It's wrong and gross.
6. When submitting a humping picture, please include a short description and story.
7. Always support fellow humpers by encouraging and coaxing them to hump things for your benefit. Peer pressure is what fuels a humper.
8. Always use your best judgement while humping. Many people in this repressed humping society may perceive you as a threat and kick your ass.
9. Only hump a person if you're drunk. Humping someone while sober can be mistaken as a sexual advance. (Please see rule #1)

Originally posted by JLred
this is funny how you went into so much detail....

He didn't, he stole it off of a website.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie

So cruel...cry

yet...so right

simple rule is that do not ejaculate before your girl gets head

The humping he's talking about it inanimate objects. 😐

ok i dont hump inanimate objects

What about Suzie?

*breaks the rules* Whats my punishment 🥷