Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this noob for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad noob. Not like going down to the Unhhosted Section and chasing God-modders and trolls. This Noob, Ruin your Thread. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your Rpers, put all your businesses on a playin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want your RPs to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this thread. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the typing fingers, the whole damn thing.
You see, the idea was the noob come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that noob he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that noob looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a noob is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
Stop the infectious spread of the Noob-Virus, Spade and Neuter your Noobs.
Wait....what? You.....you pranked all of us? What was the joke? Did you fool us into thinking you were a whining idiot? I'm not positively sure why anyone would pull a prank in which the end result made them look like a moron. I mean......it...wasn't funny at all! What sense of humor is this? I mean....u weren't even....u didn't even......wtf man! You've been here less than a month and your already complaining about how stuff works here?
Here's the KMC career of "Sonicthe" ladies and gentlemen.
The sonic-fan boy who was in such a rush he couldn't even finish typing in his username, decides to open up a roleplay in the unhosted section. He does this and recieves messages saying to ask permission. Seeing his fault, he goes and posts the same thing in the regular roleplaying forum. He then subsequently "stabs" us all in the head with his knife, and then gets banned in front of everyone.
....you're weird dude.
I'm going to grab a soda and a lawn chair and sit next to fox for this one.
Will you just stop with this continuous chain of spam and bashing? The thread will be closed, you don't really need to impede and add meaningless spam. Placing cheap insults, isn't a way to prevent this. Simply 'tell' the person to go over the rules. You don't need input such as 'You damn noob'. And or 'You f ucking dumbass, whining idiot'. Better yet, 'Stop the infectious spread of the Noob-Virus, Spade and Neuter your Noobs'. That's just bad. People don't respond well to negative comments. Polite actions go a longer way then cheap negative acts. If they still refuse to follow the guidelines set by Ushgarak, then they will be banned. Input isn't really necessary.
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Feb 23rd, 2006 11:06 PM
*eats and drinks and sits back to enjoy the show*
