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Originally posted by Röland
Three vampires walk into a bar.

"I'll have a blood." says the first vampire to the bartender. He pours the vampire a glass of blood.

"I'll have a blood too, please." says the second vampire to the bartender. He pours the second vampire a glass of blood.

The third vampire pauses for a second and says, "I'll have a hot cup of water, thanks."

The other two vampires stare at the third in disgust, "Why the hell aren't you getting a blood?" they ask.

"Because," the third vampire pulls out a tampon, "I'm making tea."
so damn lame I LOL'd. eek!


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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
so damn lame I LOL'd. eek!

I win.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
Three vampires walk into a bar.

"I'll have a blood." says the first vampire to the bartender. He pours the vampire a glass of blood.

"I'll have a blood too, please." says the second vampire to the bartender. He pours the second vampire a glass of blood.

The third vampire pauses for a second and says, "I'll have a hot cup of water, thanks."

The other two vampires stare at the third in disgust, "Why the hell aren't you getting a blood?" they ask.

"Because," the third vampire pulls out a tampon, "I'm making tea."
you are so not moving in with me anymore


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I win.
only once, playa. I can one up you.


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Friends are having an argument and I'm stuck in the middle.


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tell them to bugger off.


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And I have another friend who is on probation at school for having sex in the parking lot.


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those were the days


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Originally posted by Mairuzu
those were the days


I never had those days. I feel like I missed out.


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I never had those days. I feel like I missed out.
sucks


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
Three vampires walk into a bar.

"I'll have a blood." says the first vampire to the bartender. He pours the vampire a glass of blood.

"I'll have a blood too, please." says the second vampire to the bartender. He pours the second vampire a glass of blood.

The third vampire pauses for a second and says, "I'll have a hot cup of water, thanks."

The other two vampires stare at the third in disgust, "Why the hell aren't you getting a blood?" they ask.

"Because," the third vampire pulls out a tampon, "I'm making tea."











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