Popeye once lifted up and bodyslammed the 40 story building Olive Oyl's apartment was in so that her floor was at street level and he could move her piano in.
Oh my God. LOL. That is hilarious on so many levels.
According to the cartoon here are popeye's feats/powers:
-Super strength
-Super speed
-Super breathe
-Extreme jumping capabilities
-Flight via pipe propulsion
-Invulnerability
-Extremely durability
-Matter manipulation via super punch or punch transmutation
-Resistance to magic and mind control
-Capable of eating anything and turning it into a weapon
-Capable of breathing underwater for extreme periods of time
-Can survive in space
-Instant healing factors
you guys are missing his super human flexibilty and shape shifting... popeye has transformed his body into many objects including tank tracks while traversing the desert with olive and whimpy. his bicepts can form complex machines like guns warships tanks artillery in miniature sizes though he has never had an opponent he has ever had to use them on he usually just shows of this ability to frighten his enemies.
__________________ it makes cupcakes with a forty watt bulb but the secret ingredient is love... damn it!
I've pointed out this thread to so many who don't Popeye seriously...the reaction's always the same...OMFG!
__________________ I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species that I realized you aren't actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. And the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we...are the cure.
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