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LOL! your hilarious! 
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"Whew! Glad you guys were there to help us out," one of the Greek pirates tells the crew after his long bath.
"Tell us," Will decides to take charge even though the crew did that old trick putting grease around the eyepiece of the telescope. "Did you see anyone else in there?"
"Why do you have a black circle around your eye?" the pirate asks.
"Because I looked through the telescope," Will says simply. "Did you see anyone else?"
"Well, we saw a few down through the esophagus, mostly dead. Saw some playing the spleen was a moonbounce, mostly dead. There was one guy, but he found his way out."
"A way out?" Liz perks up. "How? How did this man get out?"
"It wasn't pretty," the pirate continues. "Basically cut himself out. See that scar on the beastie?"
"We thought it was from an appendectomy," Gibbs says.
"Nope. That was his doing. What does the man you're looking for look like?"
"Well, Jack is...Jack is..." Will stutters. "Kind of staggering, kind of dirty."
"But has a captain's authority," Gibbs says proudly.
"Dreds?" the pirate asks. Everyone else nods.
"I think it was him," the pirate says. "We saw him taking a left just past the beast and heading due west. He took a right at the wave and went down just past the school of fish."
"That's not very helpful," Will comments, wiping the grease off his eye.
"You may want to remove that kick-me sign from your back, too," the pirate suggests. "You might want some rum, too."
"I've already had some rum, you filthy Italian!" Will snaps.
"I'm Greek. Maybe you've had enough rum."
"I'll tell you when I've had enough!" Will bellows and smacks him with a chair.
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Aug 14th, 2006 07:56 PM |
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CaptinJackLover
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! that one was the best!
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Aug 14th, 2006 07:58 PM |
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diddly
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aha aha aha aha
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Aug 14th, 2006 08:17 PM |
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this is CLASSIC... i LOVE IT>>>>  you are SOOOOO hilarious.
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Aug 14th, 2006 08:58 PM |
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more!!!!!
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Aug 14th, 2006 08:58 PM |
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diddly
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ya more!
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Aug 14th, 2006 08:59 PM |
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OMG!!! you guys have me in stitches. at the rate you are going you could make a third movie we can enjoy until it comes out.
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:13 PM |
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diddly
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good idea!
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:14 PM |
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At this point Liz whips out her handy oar, which she always keeps with her, and smacks Will.
"Sorry about that," she says to the greek dude... "He gets kinda hot under the collar sometimes."
"If it were modern day," the greek replied, "he would probably POP his collar."
Liz rolls her eyes. "Its true."
Suddenly Gibbs gets an idea. "Liz, why dont you get a tattoo? Then, when we find Jack, you could distract him from his undying hatred for you with the tattoo!"
Liz considers a minute. "Do you really think Jack will hate me?"
Gibbs looks at the rest of the crew, who quickly start doing something so they dont have to answer. The greeks are becoming interested.
"What happened?" they asked... Liz and the greeks procede to sit down and make some ramen noodles, and she tells them the whole story.
"Well," the first greek says, "if i were him i would definately be mad at you."
The second greek interrupts, "Wait, wait... Before we decide, how good was this kiss?"
Liz looks to make sure Will is still unconcsious, and then says, "It was hottest kiss of my life... and maybe of HIS too."
"Tongue?" the second greek asks.
"Oh yeah, in a big way. Tongue doesnt tell the half of it. It was like, our souls were melding."
Gibbs is standing by, looking rather embarressed. "I had no idea you were so... experienced..." he comments.
Liz rolls her eyes. The greeks are having a private conversation. Finally, the first one speaks up.
"Well, considering all the points, including the fact that he called you a pirate, he will probably still be somewhat annoyed with you, or distrustful at least."
"So, we think it would probably be good if you convinced him it was an honest mistake, and flatter his ego a bit. Ya know, a bit of flirting, maybe some making out, that sort of thing."
Liz nods. "That sounds hott... er, i mean... that sounds like it would fix things."
Suddenly, Gibbs shouts "land ho!"
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:23 PM |
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So they see land,... now what??
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:24 PM |
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katelovespirate
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i dont know. someone else can continue
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:25 PM |
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CaptinJackLover
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LOL! thats so funny! your stories are great! i cant even describe how hard i am laughing right now!
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:26 PM |
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katelovespirate
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YAY!
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:28 PM |
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I'm no good,.. someone else do it.
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:28 PM |
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CaptinJackLover
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yeah..
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:29 PM |
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HEY!
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:34 PM |
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willofthewisp
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there should be some kind of menacing force on the island and Jack is not on this one. Here are suggestions.
1. cannibals
2. barbosa's hired goons
3. Col. Kurtz and his insane group of fans from Apocalypse Now
4. a dog
5. Davy Jones! Aaaaauuuugggghhhh!
6. The EITC's post, full of Beckett and his posse
7. Norrington with the heart
8. medusa
9. the flying monkeys of Oz
10. Jack's dad, Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:39 PM |
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There really is a "menacing" force,.. as you put it,.. Giant Crabs
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Aug 14th, 2006 09:41 PM |
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willofthewisp
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ooh, it can snap some extra in half.
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