Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
An extra is someone who has a really, really, really small part in a movie, like someone crossing a street or sitting behind the star at a restaurant. They're not even characters.
This isn't really funny,but I came up with it in lunch at school.
Elizabeth "It certainly doesn't show what you want most."
"You sure about that luv?"Jack asked,cocking his head to the side.
"What?"Elizabeth asked,looking over at him.
"You said it doesn't show what you want most.Well,were's it point'n to?"
Elizabeth opened her mouth to speak but no words came out.Untill finaly Norrington spoke.
"Yes Elizabeth,tell us where or what your hearts desire is."
"I don't have to anser that.It doesn't show what you want most,and that's final."
(Then Jack walks up and says "Yes it does." Etc)
I know it's not very good,but I said I'd put on up,so I did.
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
I liked it, sccch. Very true to the characters. I like Norrington's taunting.
Now imagine they landed on the wrong island and there isn't a chest there....
Jack (picking up where sccch left off): Yes, it does. You're sitting on it.
Liz: I don't sit on things.
Norrington: Although you should.
Jack/Liz: Shut up.
Jack: Move, love. Move! (the three start digging)
Norrington: I'm sweaty (throws shovel down)
Liz (waving a gun at him): And I'm hungry. What's your point? (Taking the hint, he resumes shoveling)
Hours later
Liz: Well, I told you your compass didn't work, Jack. There is nothing here.
Jack: Try it again. Sure you just didn't have a craving for a coconut and it landed us here?
Norrington: Mmmm, coconuts. (starts walking over to them and sings) I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....
Liz: I don't have to try it again. We're not supposed to be here! Will is probably dead now.
Jack: Pity. He was just starting to grow a little wiser in the ways of the world. Try the compass again.
Liz: No. (Jack starts taking steps toward her. She steps backward until she's stepping into the ocean. Slowly, she takes out the compass. For her eyes only, it points straight ahead of her) I think maybe you ought to take it back.
Jack: All sales are final, love. Now, how's about we celebrate your new tan with a bit of rum, eh?
Liz: Do you always have a bottle with you?
Jack: (looks at her like she's stupid) Of course. Oh, I change me mind. I'll take back the compass....if you do something for me.
Liz: I would, but considering how I am a lady....
Jack: I don't mean that, love, at least (ogles her) not yet. It's a trifle more simple, the thing I'm asking you.
Jack: I don't mean that, love, at least (ogles her) not yet. It's a trifle
more simple, the thing I'm asking you.
Is to tell where me precious compass was point'n.Savy?
Liz:N-no!
Jack walks off. "No deal luv. Keep trying the compass."
Lizz tries again. Still points at Jack,and then lets out a frustrated growl.
Norrington meanwhile has his head resting on his hands, which are on top of the shovel,watching them.
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Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
good, sccch! I always forget that he says savvy, but I love it when he does.
Picking up where sccch left off.
Closing her eyes, Liz slowly wills the compass to point to something, anything other than straight ahead of her. That's when it came to her.
Liz: Jack! Jack!
Jack: Come to watch your friend Norrington eat like an ape?
Liz: If I were to tell you where your compass points.... (Jack spins around and looks at her suspiciously)
Jack: Then it is safe to say it never really pointed here.
Liz: Will you take it back if I tell you?
Jack: Maybe.
Liz: It's pointing back to the Pearl, Jack. It must know we're in the wrong place.
(Jack gives her a very disappointed look)
Liz: Don't be so down hearted about it. It's not as if this was a rum-running island.
(Without a word, Jack snatches the compass from her)
Liz: Wait! Aren't we going to take Norrington back with us?
Jack: Oh, yes. The deckhand. You, scallawag! Follow us like a good mutt, eh?
Norrington: One of these days...one of these days.
Liz: Looks to me like the magic woman gave you something broken after all.
Jack: Not at all, love.
Liz: (wonders if he's on to what's been happening) Why do you say that?
Jack: Because I wouldn't take it back if it was broken, savvy?
Jack:I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Norrington:What is that implying?
Jack:It's implying whatever Lizzy here thinks it's implying.
(Looks at Elizabeth)
Jack:What do you think it's implying,luv?
Lizz:Oh Jack.
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Aug 14th, 2006 10:07 PM
HENRY!!!!
