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"Get that out of my face." "It's not in your face, it's in my hand." "Get what's in your hand out of my face." <3 set by yours truly
Liz and Will are sitting on the deck of their ship, sharing a bottle of rum. Liz passes the rum to Will. (Will is very funny when he is sloshed)
Liz: So, why did you first fall in love with me?
Will: You represented a new life for me. And you were beautiful.
Liz: Yes, its true.
Will: What attracted you to me?
Liz: I think it was the swords. My father never let me play with swords.
Will: Our best make-out sessions were always after practicing, remember?
Liz: Yes. But you have to admit Will, there isnt a whole lot of chemistry.
Will: (mournfully) not like between you and Jack...
Liz: Its true. Theres so much chemistry there. We cant help it.
Will: So, what was your primary thought while kissing him? That you were going to chain him up, or that he was the best kiss you've ever had?
Liz: no comment.
Will: Meanwhile, while you were still in prison i was getting hit on by a pretty fine woman myself.
Liz: Oh please.
Will: seriously. She said I had a touch of destiny about me.
Gibbs: (suddenly waking up from a drunken stupor) Land Ho!
And indeed, SIngapore is in the distance. Liz, who can hold her drinks, jumps up and takes the wheel. Will staggers to his feet.
Suddenly, on the horizon we see a small fast ship... its Sao F! Liz instantly recognizes him from Tia's description.
Liz: Gibbs! Tie Will up!
Sao F nears them. Liz waves the white flag of parley. A moment later, she boards his ship, bounty in tow.
Sao F: What are you doing in my waters?
Liz: I'm here to sell you this prisoner...
Sao F: What would I want with him???
Liz: Thats a very good question...
Jack: Bring them back together? What do you think I am, cupid?
Tia: Oh Jack... Jack... (Tia leans to kiss him again, but Jack pulls back, for once being serious.)
Jack: I really thought we were past all this...
Tia: Well my dear, I suppose we can be. But that would mean certain doom for you.
Jack: As usual. what this time?
Tia: Your cure isn't permanant, Jack Sparrow. You have seven days to bring Will and Liz together in Holy Matrimony, or its back to Davy Jones Locker... for good, this time.
Jack looks somewhat shocked. He sinks down to the sand, wearily.
Tia: Its strange to see ye so vulnerable, Jack.
Jack: I don't think you realize what you've asked of me...
Cut to Will's father, William Turner the 1st, sitting in Davy Jones' organ room on the flying dutchman. Davy Jones is sitting across from him. Davy is holding out the music box that put him to sleep in 2.
Jones: All I'm offering is safe conduct for your son. You've sworn your oath. But if ye fancy a little adventure, I'll see to it the kraken leaves that boy alone.
Bootstrap: My son is alive? We watched their ship go down...
Jones: (rolling his eyes) as if you hadn't already warned him to escape before we released the kraken. Yes Bootstrap Bill the boy lives. Whether he will continue to do so is up to you.
Bill: What are the terms?
Jones: Get me back the heart. And bring me Calypso, goddess of the sea...
Cut back to Tia, who is watching Jack sail away from her island in a small ship she conjured.
Tia: Good luck Jack. I'll see ya in a week.
Cut to Jack on the boat, who grimaces. He continues sailing away.
The Tia wades into the water and presumably follows him by becoming something of a mermaid.
Cut to Liz, Will, Gibbs, and Sao F.
Liz: We're here on behalf of Jack Sparrow.
Sao F: (getting a strange look on his face) Sparrow? It's been quite sometime since I've seen him.
Liz: I'm willing to trade you this prisoner... a good honest man who works hard... in exchange for news of how to find him.
Sao F: (with an evil smile) I think my dear you are referring to the underworld. Last I heard, Jack Sparrow was dead.
Liz: Yes we know.
Sao F: So what you want is to bring him back, eh?
Liz: Yes that's right.
Sao F: (thinking for a moment, then calling to his men, who seize Will, Liz, and Gibbs) I do like the idea of some extra hands around here, for my estate on land. But as for Jack, he cheated me on a deal once. I don't care if he's dead. Take them away!
The men hustle the trio onto Sao's ship, which sets sail for land.
Cut to sometime later, possibly a day or so. Inside Sao's estate, which is like a palace of sorts. Will and Gibbs are both being kept under lock and key. Elizabeth is sitting in a garden, surrounded by guards. SHe is wearing a slinky asian dress. She looks royally pissed off. Suddenly Sao enters laughing.
Sao: Ms. Swann! I had no idea what the nature of your deal was! As it happens, Jack Sparrow isn't dead at all... he's here. And he's made up for cheating me once...
With that, Sao leaves, taking his guards with him, and Jack enters the courtyard, clothed in Asian attire.
Elizabeth is shocked. SHe doesn't know whether to run to him or not. He walks steadily towards her.
Jack: Hello love!
Elizabeth: Jack... (she moves towards him) We were coming to save you! What happened?
Jack: Aside from the fact that I was viciously betrayed by someone I trusted? A little of this and a little of that. But that's all over now...
Liz: Jack, I'm so sorry... I made the biggest mistake of my life, leaving you there... If you only knew...
Jack: (who is now nearly cheek to cheek with her) I do know, love. And its safe to say, you can still trust me. Always. (He looks at her intently.)
Sao re-enters, still laughing.
Sao: You see, Ms. Swann, I agreed here to cancel Jack's previous debt and return to him his two friends, Gibbs and Turner, in exchange for YOU...
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You're doing great, Kate! I love it.
Liz: Me? (Gibbs enters)
Gibbs: I don't think you're placing a high enough importance on Will, Sao. Jack! Jack, you're alive!
Jack: In a moment (puts arm around Sao) I rather think you've made an excellent choice really. (two guards leap out and grab Liz)
Will: Jack! What are you doing? This is hardly the time for revenge.
Jack: Not revenge, but it is an opportune time for vengeance, young Will.
(everyone eyes him strangely) What a strange grammatic sentence.
Sao: No tricks, Jack. (points sword at him)
Jack: Oh, no trick at all. Take the bonny lass (shoves Liz at Sao. Liz says nothing. She trusts Jack)
Will: Elizabeth! Don't take her!
Gibbs: Jack, she went with us to find you. We can't leave her in the hands of men who'll, who'll...treat her like less than a lady.
Jack: Lovely ladies all around never hold much stock aboard a boat, mate. Ship, I mean.
Sao: Hear that, my lady? Your friends willingly abandon you.
Liz: So it would seem (she's defiant, but looks knowingly at Jack as she's dragged away)
Will: You bloody oaf! (tries to strike him) She risked her life to save yours! Do you konw what they'll do to her?
Jack: Ease up, son. You see, this is what's called the opportune moment. They'd have never let us go without a fight, probably some bloodshed, probably some nasty gashes on everyone's sweet faces, eh? This way, you can save Miss Elizabeth and you two can continue your blessed union of holy wedlock.
Gibbs: This is all part of a plan?
Jack: Have you ever known me to not have a plan?
Gibbs: Only a few times....
Jack: Be that as it may. Will (turning serious) do you want Lizzie back or do you not?
Will: Of course! (suddenly Will looks doubtful... he's thinking of the conversations he has had with Elizabeth.) Don't you want her back?
Jack: (looks Will in the eye.) I want Elizabeth to be safe. And if safe means she is with you, so be it!
Gibbs: So Captain, whats your plan?
Jack: (looking around suspiciously) the first part of my plan involves us getting away from here... for now anyways.
Will: And what about Elizabeth?
Jack: Young Mr. Turner, do you not see, this is the perfect opportunity for you to prove your undying love for the girl. You get to be all heroic and come to her rescue. Then the two of you can get married and live happily ever after, or however the endings go...
Will: I've risked my life for her before.
Jack: And both times you needed ME to bail you out.
They all leave. As they walk through the village surrounding Sao's palace, Jack explains.
Jack: What we need to do is wait for Elizabeth to come to us.
Will: Are you mad?
Jack: Its much harder for four people to escape then just one. Elizabeth is more capable than you realize, Mr. Turner. Or perhaps you are worried she will use a form of persuasion you dont approve of to escape???
(Jack grins a wicked grin, while Will looks extremely angry.)
Will: (mutters) it wouldnt be the first time.
Jack: Is there a problem with us, Mr. Turner?
Will: I'll be straight with you, Jack. You are a pirate, through and through. I sometimes engage in piratey actions to help those I love, but I would never forgoe honor just to get what I want.
Jack: Ah, you think that I am a wholly selfish being while you are a saint in love? (Will is silent) We've had this discussion before, Mr. Turner.
Gibbs: Captain, perhaps this would be a time to consult HER...
Jack: No! None of that! Absolutely not under any circumstance. (Jack looks around fearfully)
Gibbs: captain?
Jack: All oars aside, Mr. Turner, if you trust me, I swear on pain of death to deliver Elizabeth into your arms before the wedding I shall be conducting for the two of you within the week.
Will: And what if its not what Elizabeth wants?
Jack: Now's not the time to be doubting her, Will...
Cut to dock in Singapore at dusk. Will and Gibbs are waiting about Jack's small ship, looking nervous.
Will: So, what hour did he promise to come by?
Gibbs: SOmetime before dawn.
Will: (slams knife onto rail) I hate waiting...
Cut to Jack, who is sneaking into Sao's palace. He begins to scale the wall and suddenly drops through a window to a room where Elizabeth is changing. She screams and wraps a silk robe around herself, while Jack quickly stands up and blows out the only candle in the room.
Elizabeth: Jack!
Jack: How do you fare, Ms. Swann?
Elizabeth: I was just plotting my escape. Nothing has happened yet, but there are guards outside of every door and Sao said something about a party later...
Jack: I know about his parties. It's time for us to go. (he begins to pull her towards the window)
Elizabeth: Jack, wait.... thank you. For coming to get me.
Jack: I promised Mr. Turner I would.
Liz: And you've become a man of your word?
Jack: Only when my life is on the line.
Liz: So now what? Will is waiting outside to claim me? Is that it, Jack?
Jack: You love Will.
Liz: Do I? (she cups his face with her hands and kisses him, slowly. Jack pulls away, obviously struggling to maintain composure. Elizabeth smiles hopefully) What do you feel for me, Jack?
Jack: (after a moment of struggle) Nothing. You don't know me very well, Lizzie. I'm a pirate. I take what I can get. But there's no committment for me, not to any woman, ever. I'm not the one for you, Elizabeth. Go back to Will.
Liz: (in shock) Jack, look me in the eye and tell me you don't love me!
Jack: (refusing to meet her eyes) I don't believe in love, lass.
Elizabeth looks incredibly wounded. However, she lifts her chin and yanks down a hanging curtain, lowering it out the window. Jack follows. They silently sneak back to the dock, where Gibbs and Will are waiting.
Elizabeth: (running to Will and putting her arms around him deliberately) Will! You're safe.
Will: (somewhat suspicious) Elizabeth! Is everything... alright?
There is a moment of tension in which he looks at Jack. Liz refuses to look at Jack, who is looking at the ground.
Liz: (kissing Will) Everything is perfect, darling.
She glances over at Jack, who looks away.
Jack: We're setting sail for port royal, Mr. Gibbs. These two have a wedding I would hate for them to miss.
Suddenly, the rest of the crew sails into the harbour! And at that moment, Sao and his henchmen also show up!
Last edited by katelovespirate on Aug 21st, 2006 at 03:06 PM
is there like a conspiracy to kill this thread? i feel like me or sccch or willofawisp always have to dig it out. haha. are we the only ones who find it fun? lol
Everyone looks up, and a battle ensues. It is complicated, and involves Elizabeth killing Sao F surprisingly early for the film. Jack sticks close to Liz and saves her life several times, which Liz notices. But she is still angry and attempts to fend for herself.
The rest of the crew is reuinited with Jack, when they finally kill off all of Sao's henchmen.
They then reboard the ship, with Jack giving instruction to sail to the nearest civilized port in the Caribbean for the wedding of the century.
Cut to later that night, as Jack leans on the rail of the ship... Tia suddenly slides up from the water and is standing next to him.
Tia: So far, so good...
Jack: I'm feeling rather strange...
Tia: Your strength is going again. (she wraps her arms around him and kisses him on the mouth. Jack sinks to the deck of the ship, asleep, as she continues to kiss him. Finally she crawls back into the water, and Jack wakes up.
But alas! Elizabeth has witnessed the whole scene! She looks around, then runs over to Jack and helps him stand.
Liz: Jack, what is it? What's going on?
Jack: Nothing, love. Nothing at all.
Liz: But you... you and her...?
Jack: Are in league together? Yeah, pretty much. (Jack stumbles and Liz helps support him. They sit down together)
Liz: Jack, tell me what's going on.
Jack: (Jack fumbles for words a bit) I can't. Its complicated.
Liz: Why are you so weak?
Jack: Because you killed me... (Jack is a bit delirious at this point) I mean to say darling, the plan went wrong and then I had to ask for help.
Liz: Tia's help? At what price?
Jack looks at her for a moment, then struggles to his feet and walks away.
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Jack opens his mouth, but instead sees something behind her. He pulls her down to the deck as cannonballs zoom towards the Pearl.
(on the other ship)
Norrington: Oustanding! The Black Pearl will be ours to deliver to the East India Trading Company and Jack Sparrow will finally be captured.
Soldier: To face the noose once again, sir?
Norrington: Oh no. We made that mistake before. Nothing but a pirate's death will suit him. I think a nice bullet to the head will take care of things.
(Beckett appears)
Beckett: Prepare to mount the ship, Norrington.
Norrington: Mount the ship? There is a whole crew of pirates on that ship, not to mention Mr. Turner and Ms. Swann.
Beckett: I don't think either of them will raise a hand to us once they see what we've brought (camera flies down to the brig where the LIVING Governor Swann is being held. He's practically dressed as a peasant now)
Norrington: Captain Jack Sparrow! We are preparing to mount your ship. (under his breath) that you probably stole.
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picking up where I left off
Gibbs: Prepare for battle! Everyone, grab what you can and throw it at 'em! (everyone picks up weapons and looks serious)
Norrington: Board, men! And don't leave until we get what we want.
There is a whole lot of shooting and old-fashioned fist fighting going on. Liz is doing her fair share until Beckett mounts the Pearl, a sword in his hand.
Beckett: I think you ought to order all these pirates to stand down, Miss Swann.
Liz draws out her sword and without a word, challenges him to a fight.
Beckett: We have something of great interest to you.
Liz: Then I'll just have to step over your dead body to get to it (strikes)
A sword fight as good as the wheel in the last movie goes on, Liz and Beckett fighting up on the sails, masts, and crow's nest as the rest of the fighting is happening on the deck.
Meanwhile, Jack and Will find themselves fighting side by side as they often do when Norrington approaches, his sword drawn.
Will: This time we take him down together.
Jack: If you go first...
Will and Norrington clash swords as Jack stays slightly out of reach, relying on his wit more than swordplay. He looks up and sees Liz holding her own against Beckett.
Jack (grinning, to himself): Pirate.
Suddenly, he hurls his sword up and it cuts the rope wound around one of the masts. The heavy rope crashes down next to Norrington. He trips over it and Will and Jack both point their swords at him.
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