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just give me till tomorrow guys, and i should have the scenes up for people to have at! i cant wait to read more of you guys's stuff, its just hilarious. 
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allrighty guys, here are the scenes to be done. i'll post one at a time.
[Norrington?s promotion ceremony] Shouted orders to soldiers: Two paces march! Right about face! Present arms! [Norrington walks to get his promotion, unsheathes his new sword]
Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack : I?m terribly sorry. I didn?t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently there?s some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.
Jack : It?s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a? [shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there?s no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack : I?ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast ? nigh un-catchable?the Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well?there?s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, no it?s not.
Murtogg: Yes, it is, I?ve seen it.
Mullroy: You?ve seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven?t seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You?ve seen a ship with black sails, that?s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. [ Jack slips away while they banter]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that?s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn?t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you?re saying?
Murtogg: [nods] No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there?s no real ship as can match the Interceptor? [notices Jack at the wheel of the Interceptor]
Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there.
Mullroy: You don?t have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack : I?m sorry, it?s just - it?s such a pretty boat. Ship.
Murtogg: What?s your name?
Jack : Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.
Mullroy: What?s your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith ?
Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he?s telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn?t have told us.
Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn?t believe the truth even if he told it to you.
[on the battlements of the Fort] Norrington: May I have a moment? [Elizabeth and Norrington step onto the platform. Elizabeth walks over to steady herself as she fans herself hastily and tries to catch her breath] Uh, you look lovely, Elizabeth. [Elizabeth still fanning herself chuckles softly and half-heartedly] I, uh, apologize if I seem forward, but I? must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved. Uh? a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth : I can?t breathe.
Norrington: Yes, I? I?m a bit nervous myself. [she falls over battlement]
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parts of this one have been done but some of it hasnt, so i'll just post the whole thing.
Scene 5: (The duel between Jack and Will )
Jack : [enters smithy, sees drunk and sleeping Mr. Brown and pokes him to see if he?ll awaken] Whoa! [tries to get rid of the irons with a hammer but it doesn?t work; uses the red hot end of a metal rod to spur the donkey; succeeds in breaking the link between them by putting them on two turning wheels in the machinery powered by the donkey; hides when Will enters]
Will : [calms the donkey; sees Brown ] Right where I left you. [sees hammer] Not where I left you. [notices Jack ?s hat and reaches for it; enter Jack with sword unsheathed] You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.
Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Jack : Ah, well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me? [turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own sword] Do you think this wise, boy ? crossing blades with a pirate?
Will : You threatened Miss Swann .
Jack : Only a little. [they parry] You know what you?re doing. I?ll give you that. Excellent form. But how?s your footwork? If I step here; [he steps] very good. Now I step again. Ta. [sheathes sword and walks to the door; Will throws sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful] That is a wonderful trick? except, once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon. [ Will takes out a sword with a heated tip; they fight] Who makes all these? [looks pointedly at swords]
Will : I do! And I practice with them? three hours a day!
Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? [looks down]
Will : I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! [they continue their swordfight jumping onto a cart that sways under them; Will hooks a knife in the irons hanging from Jack?s left wrist and throws it up so it is embedded in the beam above, in return Jack hits a loose board which throws Will off the cart; Jack uses his body weight to get the knife out of the wood and falls back on the cart just as Will climbed back on; Will is thrown up into the rafters and cuts free a heavy sack which vaults Jack up into the rafters as well; they fight, jumping from beam to beam; Jack loses his weapon and blinds Will with sand; takes out his pistol while Will protects his eyes] You cheated!
Jack : Pirate! [hears men trying to break the door down] Move away.
Will: No.
Jack : Please move.
Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack : This shot is not meant for you. [gets hit on the head with a bottle of alcohol and falls unconscious]
Soldier: [Norrington?s men break in the door] There he is. Over here.
Norrington: Excellent work, Mr. Brown . You?ve assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.
Mr. Brown : Just doing my civic duty, sir.
Norrington: Well, I trust you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.
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[the Black Pearl?s guns are destroying the battlements, the pirates are now coming ashore in boats; Will takes up a sword, a hatchet, and a knife to fight the invading pirates; on the battlements;saves a maid by killing a pirate with his hatchet]
Norrington: [shouting orders to soldiers] Sight the muzzle flash!
Soldier: Aim for the flashes!
Norrington: I need a full strike, fore and aft! Let these demons both bite at this! [cannons are shot in the Black Pearl ?s direction] Governor, barricade yourself in my office. That?s an order!
[the Governor?s house; pirates are running through the gates an knocking on the door] Elizabeth : [to butler] Don?t! [the butler opens the door]
Pintel: Hello, chum. [shoots butler and the pirates swarm into the house] Up there! [points at Elizabeth ]
Pirate: Girl! [ Elizabeth runs upstairs]
Estrella: [they lock the chamber door] Miss Swann , they?ve come to kidnap you.
Elizabeth : What?
Estrella: You?re the Governor?s daughter.
Elizabeth : They haven?t seen you. Hide, and the first chance you get, run to the fort. [distracts Ragetti and Pintel as the maid runs out, hits Pintel in the face with the bed warmer]
Ragetti: Gotcha! [catches Elizabeth and she releases ashes onto his head] It?s hot! You burned me!
Pintel: [to Ragetti] Come on! [Estrella escapes; Elizabeth is cornered on the stairs and while pirates are distracted by one of their own being taken out by a cannon she runs away; Pintel and Ragetti are stopped by a falling chandelier and Elizabeth locks the door and then tries to get a sword out but is unable; Pintel and Ragetti break the door] We know you?re here, Poppet.
Ragetti: Poppet.
Pintel: Come out? and we promise we won?t hurt you. [Ragetti looks at Pintel questioningly who only smiles] We will find you, Poppet. You?ve got something of ours, and it calls to us. The gold calls to us.
Ragetti: Gold calls?
Pintel: [opens door of the closet] ?Ello, Poppet.
Elizabeth : Parley!
Ragetti: What?
Elizabeth : Parley. I invoke the right of parley. According to the Code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew , you have to take me to your Captain.
Pintel: I know the code.
Elizabeth : If an adversary demands parley you can do them no harm until the parley is complete.
Ragetti: To blazes with the code.
Pintel: She wants to be taken to the Captain. And she?ll go without a fuss. We must honor the Code.
[ Port Royal street ; Will is fighting with Grapple] Grapple: [to Will , holding him defenseless] Say goodbye! [signs falls on him]
Will: Goodbye.
Pintel: [to Elizabeth , leading her to the Black Pearl ] Come on!
Elizabeth : Will.
Will : [spots them] Elizabeth . [sees the same pirate he killed with his hatchet and is confused]
Pirate: Outta my way, scum. [knocks Will on the head, he faints]
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Dec 12th, 2006 09:45 PM |
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ok heres my take on the ceremony part;
Norringtons promotion ceremony
Shouted orders to soldiers: Two paces march! Right about face! Present arms!
Translation: Do the hockey-cokey and you turn around...and thats what its all about!!
[Norrington walks to get his promotion, unsheathes his new sword]
Translation: Unsheath my new what??? I'll have you know i shall be unsheathing absolutely nothing...and it certainly isnt new!
Near the interceptor
Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians.
Translation: AHA! A line with johnny depp!!!!! ....watch this space next, they'll be wanting me in the next film, you mark my words!!
Jack : Im terribly sorry. I didnt know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
Translation: Ah wizzers...what gave it away?? Was it the unsightly smell of pungent death? Or the bob Marley do??? ...no woman, no cry lads!
[tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted]
Translation: I am without doubt the worst pirate i have ever heard of...
Jack: Apparently there's some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?
Translation: Thats right old man....hit them where it hurts!
Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.
Translation: Ouch...
Jack : It's a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a? [shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.
Translation: Any boat will do for me....i'm really not all the picky myself...aslong as it has sails and a high quantity stash of rum, i couldnt give a damn!
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but theres no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Translation: I cant believe im trying to 'big up' this old mangy pile of rotting wood just so the eccentric pirate wont make fun of me...what has my life come to?
Jack : Ive heard of one, supposed to be very fast ? nigh un-catchable?the Black Pearl.
Translation: did you feel that? .... the touch of impending doom....
Mullroy: Well...theres no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Translation: Impending doom my big white @r$e!
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Translation: did he just say doom?
Mullroy: No, no its not.
Translation: If you even TRY and believe him, im going to make gore cut your wages and you wont be in the next film!
Murtogg: Yes, it is, Ive seen it.
Translation: But...But...but....with the doom and all, he sounds so convincing!!
Mullroy: You?ve seen it?
Translation: I'm working with a chimp....
Murtogg: Yes.
Translaton: I deeply resent that
Mullroy: You havent seen it.
Translation: What a wally...next he'll be telling me that he's got a sword made of butter....
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Translation: Don't be so stupid...besides, chocolate tastes better...
Mullroy: Youve seen a ship with black sails, thats crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Translation: In other words; do you have happened to see a barge-like boat floating around in the water with a $h!t load of americans onboard attempting to make a movie of over-proportioned scales? .... and theres most likely to be collin Farrell along with the ride....he's everywhere these days.....
Murtogg: No.
Translation: collin Farrell? .... isnt he that giant elf?
Mullroy: No.
Translation: *Looking up at the sky* Why? What did i do? Have i done something wrong in a previous life?
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Translation: I think the audience can see where this is going....
[ Jack slips away while they banter]
Translation: Stupid bloody writers....why give the supporting actors all the lines when my sexy tush is in the shot?? Its a travesty i tell you!
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship thats not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldnt possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what youre saying?
Translation: Is it just me or do i talk too much?
Murtogg: [nods] No.
Translation: You jusst keep making it up as you go along! ...screen hogger!
Mullroy: Like I said, theres no real ship as can match the Interceptor-
Translation: Oh no...wheres johnny!!!!
[notices Jack at the wheel of the Interceptor]
Translation: HERES JOHNNY!!!!
Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there.
Translation: Or not...whatever suits you best really....
Mullroy: You dont have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Translation: ...and come to think of it, neither do we.....damn those govenment loopholes!
Jack : Im sorry, its just - its such a pretty boat. Ship.
Translation: ......dont look at me like that....its been a while since ive bin with a woman, thats all...
Murtogg: Whats your name?
Translation: Desperate Dan is my guess....
Jack : Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.
Translation: Smith....you spend 13 years all on your lonesome thinking up some of the most spectactular names and NOW you come up with THIS?! ....i am deeply ashamed....
Mullroy: Whats your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith ?
Translation: Mr Smith....wheres angelina? .....GO TEAM ANNISTON!
Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.
Translation: nah, Jolie is much more profound AND she has a great pair of -
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Translation: -MELONS! Your both a complete and utter pair of melons if you believe that codsquallop....unless ofcourse i was actually telling the truth....i cant quite remember anymore, come to think of it....
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Translation: You know what I sad about lies! Once one person lies to another person, all of the trust goes out of the window!
Mullroy: I think hes telling the truth.
Translation: ....I keep telling you i never lied about that night in tortuga...and in my defence it was only a woman UNTIL she took off her dress.......But lets not go there....
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldnt have told us.
Translation: Yes lets not go there....its still too painful....
Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldnt believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Translation: Am i hearing what i think im hearing? ....damn....theres nout as queer as folk.....
on the battlements of the Fort
Norrington: May I have a moment?
Translation: god i sound like a ponce....and my wig makes me look like one too...
[Elizabeth and Norrington step onto the platform. Elizabeth walks over to steady herself as she fans herself hastily and tries to catch her breath]
Translation: you try walking around all day in a corset!... no wonder everyone talks about how skinny i am! Try putting this thing on day after day and you'll soon drop the pounds!
Forget about Weight watchers....spend a day on the set of POTC!
Norrington:Uh, you look lovely, Elizabeth.
Translation: LOVELY?! .....what happened to; radiant, extravigant, gorgeous, drop dead sexy?!?! ....damnit shes gonna hate me for aslong as this movie lasts now! Way to go norrie..what a way to kick yourself when you down....
[Elizabeth still fanning herself chuckles softly and half-heartedly]
Translation: LOVELY?! ....what a gimp!
Norrington: I, uh, apologize if I seem forward, but I must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved. Uh? a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.
Translation: I, uh, apologise if i dont seem forward enough, but i must speak my mind. This conversation throws sharp images into my mind of the fact that i can see your nipples through your corset...now im not a pervert but they really do resemble bullets...and this is BEFORE you've even fallen very elegantly into the ocean below....you get me?
Elizabeth : I cant breathe.
Translation: Is it nippy up here, or is it just me?
Norrington: Yes, I... Im a bit nervous myself.
Translation: Deffinately just you, luv.
[she falls over battlement]
Translation: Damnit...this dress was a D&G ONE OF A KIND!!!!
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ibd4eva
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lmao! i luved it!!!
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Dec 13th, 2006 12:08 AM |
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shang
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the translations are too cute and really funny! I read through most of them earlier....
Good work!
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Dec 13th, 2006 12:12 AM |
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ibd4eva
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yes, we have much talent here!
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Dec 13th, 2006 12:15 AM |
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willofthewisp
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Very good, T. Maria! That was great. Here is the sword fight scene.
Jack : [enters smithy, sees drunk and sleeping Mr. Brown and pokes him to see if he?ll awaken] Whoa! [tries to get rid of the irons with a hammer but it doesn?t work; uses the red hot end of a metal rod to spur the donkey; succeeds in breaking the link between them by putting them on two turning wheels in the machinery powered by the donkey; hides when Will enters]
Translation: All in a day's work for a sexy beast...
Will : [calms the donkey; sees Brown ] Right where I left you.
Translation: Ah, I see the arsenic is finally taking effect...
Will: [sees hammer] Not where I left you. [notices Jack's hat and reaches for it; enter Jack with sword unsheathed] You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.
Translation: Don't tell them I'm secretly poisoning my boss!
Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Translation: If you don't turn me in...
Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Translation: Ha! It was a set-up, fool! You're crossing Will Turner!
Jack : Ah, well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me? [turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own sword] Do you think this wise, boy? crossing blades with a pirate?
Translation: Piracy Rule 1: I'M number 1.
Will : You threatened Miss Swann.
Translation: And from the looks of things...down there, you want to threaten her some more.
Jack : Only a little. [they parry]
Translation: Too soon to admit anything! Wait until the sequel.
Jack: You know what you're doing. I'll give you that. Excellent form. But how's your footwork? If I step here; [he steps] very good. Now I step again. Ta. [sheathes sword and walks to the door; Will throws sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful]
Translation: Piracy Rule 2: YOU'RE number 2.
Jack: That is a wonderful trick except, once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon. [ Will takes out a sword with a heated tip; they fight] Who makes all these? [looks pointedly at swords]
Translation: They don't have that swoosh mark of the brand I like.
Will : I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Translation: Swoosh? Like Nike? This is the Will Turner sweat shop. I don't need any big business help.
Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? [looks down]
Translation: Please say you are, please say you are, please say you are.
Will : I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! [they continue their swordfight jumping onto a cart that sways under them; Will hooks a knife in the irons hanging from Jack's left wrist and throws it up so it is embedded in the beam above, in return Jack hits a loose board which throws Will off the cart;
Translation: Not since Ringling Brothers!
Jack uses his body weight to get the knife out of the wood and falls back on the cart just as Will climbed back on; Will is thrown up into the rafters and cuts free a heavy sack which vaults Jack up into the rafters as well; they fight, jumping from beam to beam;
Translation: Why is the coolest fight in history not being watched by anyone except a donkey?
Jack loses his weapon and blinds Will with sand; takes out his pistol while Will protects his eyes]
Will: You cheated!
Translation: And I'm hungry!
Jack : Pirate! [hears men trying to break the door down] Move away.
Translation: Eat the donkey. I have my own problems.
Will: No.
Translation: Elizabeth likes guys who throw tantrums.
Jack: Please move.
Translation: Come on! I'm being nice!
Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Translation: Although later I'm perfectly willing to bust you out of jail, steal a ship with you, and then go back for you when all you do is play both sides and try to take my woman.
Jack : This shot is not meant for you. [gets hit on the head with a bottle of alcohol and falls unconscious]
Translation: It was meant for the only Oscar winner in this ensemble...
Soldier: [Norrington?s men break in the door] There he is. Over here.
Translation: Oscar winner? Was he talking about me?
Norrington: Excellent work, Mr. Brown . You've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.
Translation: Just you wait. I'll get my Oscar and then Barbossa will shut his trap.
Mr. Brown : Just doing my civic duty, sir.
Translation: Will's poisoning me!
Norrington: Well, I trust you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.
Translation: And put him in the giant birdcage after you tar and feather him. We're going to humiliate him in style.
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katelovespirate
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HAHAHAHAHAH YAYAY! piracy rules 1 and 2... LOL...
i really think Norrie should get an oscar. he deserves it.
i think our translation of 1 is actually better/more funny than 2. im getting it sorted and just howling.
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lmao...those were hilarious
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willofthewisp
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If you need any more, just post them, but I think I've got this last one.
[the Black Pearl?s guns are destroying the battlements, the pirates are now coming ashore in boats;
Translation: We're here. We're queer. Get used to it!
Will takes up a sword, a hatchet, and a knife to fight the invading pirates; on the battlements;saves a maid by killing a pirate with his hatchet]
Translation: In the Will Turner spin-off, I get the Turnermobile and the Turnerboat.
Norrington: [shouting orders to soldiers] Sight the muzzle flash!
Translation: Loud noises!
Soldier: Aim for the flashes!
Translation: Yes, that's what we'll do. Aim for the shiny lights as opposed to people. We'll get them under the cover of darkness.
Norrington: I need a full strike, fore and aft! Let these demons both bite at this! [cannons are shot in the Black Pearl's direction] Governor, barricade yourself in my office. That's an order!
Translation: In case you were going to ask, this is how things are going to be if Liz agrees to marry me....until we put you in a home.
[the Governor's house; pirates are running through the gates an knocking on the door] Elizabeth : [to butler] Don't! [the butler opens the door]
Translation: They don't know the password!
Pintel: Hello, chum. [shoots butler and the pirates swarm into the house] Up there! [points at Elizabeth ]
Translation: Password this!
Pirate: Girl! [ Elizabeth runs upstairs]
Translation: This job gets better and better.
Estrella: [they lock the chamber door] Miss Swann , they've come to kidnap you.
Translation: And that's why it sucks not being the main girl.
Elizabeth : What?
Translation: Well if you want to be their pirate wench, I'll be the maid for a few days.
Estrella: You're the Governor's daughter.
Translation: While no one knows who my dad is. Stupid class system.
Elizabeth : They haven't seen you. Hide, and the first chance you get, run to the fort. [distracts Ragetti and Pintel as the maid runs out, hits Pintel in the face with the bed warmer]
Translation: That's for shooting my shoe shiner!
Ragetti: Gotcha! [catches Elizabeth and she releases ashes onto his head] It's hot! You burned me!
Translation: More exposition lines brought to you by the comic relief.
Pintel: [to Ragetti] Come on! [Estrella escapes; Elizabeth is cornered on the stairs and while pirates are distracted by one of their own being taken out by a cannon she runs away;
Translation: Over the table and past the chandelier, to the fort Elizabeth goes. The horse knows the way...
Pintel and Ragetti are stopped by a falling chandelier and Elizabeth locks the door and then tries to get a sword out but is unable;
Translation: Why is everything in this house crap when we paid a fortune for it!
Pintel and Ragetti break the door] We know you're here, Poppet.
Translation: Did you notice that? I said poppet.
Ragetti: Poppet.
Translation: Kind of like a muppet. It's not easy being green, you know.
Pintel: Come out, and we promise we won't hurt you. [Ragetti looks at Pintel questioningly who only smiles] We will find you, Poppet. You've got something of ours, and it calls to us. The gold calls to us.
Translation: And in the distance it was calling, "If I could turn back time..."
Ragetti: Gold calls?
Translation: "...If I could find a way." I love that song!
Elizabeth gazes down at the medallion.
Translation: Cher sucks.
Pintel: [opens door of the closet] Ello, Poppet.
Translation: I heard that.
Elizabeth : Parley!
Translation: No! Go back to your Cher songs. I'm a figment of your imagination (waves arms) Ooooo, imagination! This is all a dream.
Ragetti: What?
Translation: More Cher? I like the sound of that.
Elizabeth : Parley. I invoke the right of parley. According to the Code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew , you have to take me to your Captain.
Translation: See? That pirate book was more than just hearing about awesome stuff Jack did. Reading: it's fundamental (winks at the camera)
Pintel: I know the code.
Translation: Kind of
Elizabeth : If an adversary demands parley you can do them no harm until the parley is complete.
Translation: And then I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I hope you like E.Coli.
Ragetti: To blazes with the code.
Translation: Parley? E.Coli? She knows too much French! Shoot her!
Pintel: She wants to be taken to the Captain. And she'll go without a fuss. We must honor the Code.
Translation: Ooh, Barbossa is going to promote me to first mate for this.
[ Port Royal street ; Will is fighting with Grapple] Grapple: [to Will , holding him defenseless] Say goodbye! [signs falls on him]
Translation: While Pintel and Ragetti bring the captain the girl with the medallion, I'll bring us a cabin boy!
Will: Goodbye.
Translation: Cabin boy? I'll stay an underpaid, underappreciated blacksmith...well, which one does sound better?
Pintel: [to Elizabeth , leading her to the Black Pearl ] Come on!
Translation: You're going to sing Cher tonight!
Elizabeth: Will.
Translation: Ugh, suppose I should make him think I need him to boost his self esteem. Save me, save me, I'll die if no one helps me...
Will : [spots them] Elizabeth .
Translation: Wait there! I'm going to get some iocaine powder. That usually does the trick.
[sees the same pirate he killed with his hatchet and is confused]
Translation: Inconceivable!
Pirate: Outta my way, scum. [knocks Will on the head, he faints]
Translation: This is for all the fan girls that wanted you to actually do stuff in Blackhawk Down!
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hahahaha yayayay!!! actually there are a few more scenes, i just ran out of steam yesterday. i'll get the rest up in a few minutes. that was great though. love it.
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Cut to PORT ROYAL PRISON
[in jail] Jack : [trying to pick the lock with a bone] Please.... [hears footsteps, leaves the bone in the lock and lies down]
Will: You. Sparrow!
Jack : Aye.
Will : You are familiar with that ship – the Black Pearl?
Jack : I’ve heard of it.
Will : Where does it make berth?
Jack : Where does it make berth? Have you not heard the stories? Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sail from the dreaded Isla de Muerta . It’s an island that cannot be found except by those who already know where it is.
Will : The ship’s real enough. Therefore its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it?
Jack : [studies his nails] Why ask me?
Will : Because you’re a pirate.
Jack : And you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it?
Will : Never! They took Miss Swann .
Jack : Oh, so it is that you’ve found a girl. I see. Well, if you’re intending to brave all, hasten to her rescue and so win fair lady’s heart you’ll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me.
Will : I can get you out of here.
Jack : How’s that? The key’s run off.
Will : I helped build these cells. These are half pin-barrel hinges. [picks up a bench and places it at the bottom of the cell door] With the right leverage and the proper application of strength… the door will lift free.
Jack : What’s your name?
Will: Will Turner .
Jack : That will be short for William , I imagine. Good, strong name. No doubt, named for your father, eh?
Will: Yes.
Jack : Uh-huh. Well, Mr. Turner , I’ve changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell I swear on pain of death I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?
Will : [they shake hands] Agreed.
Jack : Agreed. Get me out.
Will : [lifts the door free] Hurry. Someone will have heard that.
Jack : Not without my effects.
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Dec 13th, 2006 11:14 PM |
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here's another one...
Scene 15: (The blood ritual and Jack ’s not dead)
Pintel: Ten years of hoarding swag.
Ragetti: And now we finally get to spend it. [they empty a trunk and it turns out to be full of ladies’ clothes; they both pick up parasols]
Pintel: Once we’re quit of the curse, we’ll be rich men. And you can buy an eye what actually fits and is made of glass.
Ragetti: This one does splinter something terrible. [rubs it]
Pintel: Stop rubbing it. [ Bo’sun walks by and rolls his eyes at them]
[in the boat] Will : [sees a skull] What Code is Gibbs to keep to if the worst should happen?
Jack : Pirate’s Code. Any man that falls behind…is left behind.
Will : No heroes amongst thieves, eh?
Jack : You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you’re well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga [they both look at the gold on the bottom of the little river] …and you’re completely obsessed with treasure.
Will : That’s not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
Jack : [looks in on the gathering] Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
Barbossa: Gentlemen, the time has come! Our salvation is nigh! Our torment is near at end.
Will: Elizabeth .
Barbossa: For ten years we’ve been tested and tried, and each man jack of you here has proved his mettle a hundred times over and a hundred times again! [the men cheer]
Ragetti: Suffered, I have.
Barbossa: Punished, we were. The lot of us - disproportionate to our crimes! Here it is [throws off the chest’s lid] …the cursed treasure of Cortés himself. Every last piece that went astray, we have returned…save for this. [points to the medallion on Elizabeth ’s neck]
Will : [scrambles up, upsetting some of the treasure] Jack !
Jack : [pulls him down] Not yet. We wait for the opportune moment.
Barbossa: 881 we found but despaired of ever finding the last.
Will : When’s that? When it’s of greatest profit to you?
Jack : May I ask you something? Have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Do us a favor – I know it’s difficult for you, but please stay here and try not to do anything stupid.
Barbossa: And who among us has paid the blood sacrifice owed to the heathen gods?
Pirates: Us!
Barbossa: And whose blood must yet be paid?
Pirates: Hers!
Barbossa: You know the first thing I’m goin’ to do after the curse is lifted? Eat a whole bushel of apples. [takes up the knife] Begun by blood…by blood undone.
Will : [hits Jack with oar] Sorry, Jack . I’m not going to be your leverage.
Elizabeth : [her palm is cut] That’s it?
Barbossa: Waste not. [drops the medallion; there is an anticipation to see if it worked]
Koehler: Did it work?
Ragetti: I don’t feel no different.
Pintel: How do we tell? [Barbossa shoots him]
Koehler: You’re not dead.
Pintel: No. He shot me!
Ragetti: It didn’t work.
Twigg: The curse it still upon us!
Barbossa: You, maid! Your father, what was his name? Was your father William Turner ?
Elizabeth : No.
Barbossa: Where’s his child? The child that sailed from England eight years ago, the child in whose veins flows the blood of William Turner . Where? [backhands her and she falls down]
Bo’sun : You two! You brought us the wrong person!
Pintel: No! She had the medallion. she’s the proper age.
Ragetti: She said her name was Turner – you heard her! [ Will motions for Elizabeth to follow him into the water; she takes the medallion with her] I think she lied to us.
Twigg: You brought us here for nothing.
Barbossa: I won’t take questioning and no second guesses, not from the likes of you, Master Twigg .
Koehler: Who’s to blame? Every decision you’ve made has led us from bad to worse.
Pirate: It was you who sent Bootstrap to the depths!
Bo’sun : And it’s you who brought us here in the first place.
Barbossa: If any coward here dare challenge me, let him speak! Hmm?
Koehler: I say, we cut her throat and spill all her blood, just in case.
Barbossa: [sees the monkey pointing] The medallion! She’s taken it! Get after her! You feckless pack of ingrates!
Pirates: No oars here. Where’s the oars?
Bo’sun : The oars have gone missing. Find them!
Ragetti: [spots Jack ] You.
Pintel: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack : Am I not? [looks down at himself] Oh. [finds pistols pointed at him] Palulay…palu-li-la-la-lulu, parlili… parsnip, pasley, par - partner, partner…
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack : Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley!
Pintel: Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up “parley!”
Jack : That would be the French.
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Dec 13th, 2006 11:44 PM |
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katelovespirate
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Just kidding, the parley scene has been done. but everything before that still needs to be done
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Dec 13th, 2006 11:46 PM |
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Scene 17: (The chase and the fight)
Gibbs : Hands aloft to loose t'gallants! With this wind at her stern, she'll carry every sail we've got.
Elizabeth : [the crew is running around] What’s happening?
Anamaria: The Black Pearl, she’s gaining on us. [looks out at the Pearl ]
Elizabeth : This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean .
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they’ve caught us.
Elizabeth : We’re shallow on the draft, right?
Anamaria: Aye.
Elizabeth : Well, then can't we lose them amongst those shoals?
Gibbs : We don’t have to outrun them long, just long enough.
Anamaria: Lighten the ship, stem to stern!
Gibbs : Anything that we can afford to lose…see that it’s lost.
[on the Black Pearl ] Jack : [is locked in the brig by Bo’sun ; he sloshes in the water] Apparently there’s a leak.
Barbossa: Haul on the main brace! Make ready the guns! And run out the sweeps. [the gun ports are opened and the Jolly Roger is hoisted up]
[on the Interceptor, barrels are tossed over the side] Will : [looks out at the Black Pearl and sees the oars; stops a cannon from being thrown off] We’re gonna need that.
Anamaria: [sees the oars] It was a good plan…up ‘till now.
Will: Gibbs ! We have to make a stand. We must fight! Load the guns!
Anamaria: With what?
Will: Anything. Everything! Anything we have left.
Gibbs : Load the guns! Take shot and langrage. Nails and crushed glass! With a will! [they stuff cutlery and other assorted items into the cannons including Gibbs ’ canteen] The Pearl is going to luff up on our port quarter. She’ll rake us without ever presenting a target.
Elizabeth : Lower the anchor on the right side. On the starboard side!
Will : It certainly has the element of surprise.
Anamaria: You’re daft, lady! You both are!
Gibbs : Daft like Jack ! Lower the starboard anchor! Do it, ye dogs, or it’s you we’ll load into the cannons! [the anchor is lowered]
Elizabeth : [to Anamaria] Let go. [she lets go of the wheel and the ship swings about]
Barbossa: They're clubhaulin'! Hard to port! Rack the starboard oars.
Bo’sun : Hard to port! [the two ships come up side by side]
Will : Keep us steady now. Now!
Barbossa: Fire!
Elizabeth : Fire all! [the ships exchange cannon fire]
Jack : [a whole is blown in the hull] Stop blowing holes in my ship! [notices that the shot from the cannon destroyed the lock on the cell door]
Gibbs : We could use a few more ideas, lass.
Elizabeth : Your turn.
Gibbs : We need us a devil’s dowry.
Anamaria: We’ll give them her. [points her pistol at Elizabeth ]
Will : She’s not what they’re after.
Elizabeth : [notices that it’s not at her throat] The medallion. [ Will goes to search for it below]
Barbossa: Raise yer colors ya bloomin’ cockroaches! Hands, grapnels, at the ready. Prepare to board! [Ragetti and Pintel fire a shot that severs the mast and it falls over; grapple hooks are thrown as pirates board the Interceptor] Blast all to carcasses, men! Forward clear to the powder magazine. And the rest of you, bring me the medallion! [pirates board the Interceptor]
Will : [is trapped when the mast falls] Hey! Hey! Below!
Jack : [emerges from the hold and takes a rope from a pirate] Thanks very much. [swings onto the Interceptor]
Gibbs : Jack !
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another one to be done:
Elizabeth and Jack : [singing and dancing around a fire] We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me.
Jack : I love this song! Really bad eggs! Ooh. [falls] When I get the Pearl back, I’m gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we’ll sing it all the time!
Elizabeth : And you’ll be positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main .
Jack : Not just the Spanish Main , love. The entire ocean. The entire wo’ld. Wherever we want to go, we’ll go. That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom.
Elizabeth : Jack …it must be really terrible for you to be trapped on this island.
Jack : Oh, yes. [puts his arm around her shoulder] But the company is infinitely better than last time, I think. The scenery has definitely improved.
Elizabeth : Mr. Sparrow …I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Jack : I know exactly what you mean, love. [curls his moustache]
Elizabeth : [toasts] To freedom.
Jack : To the Black Pearl . [drinks and loses consciousness; wakes in the morning to the smell of smoke; sees the island burning and runs to Elizabeth ] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade! The rum!
Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack : Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
Jack : But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : [she sits to stare at the horizon] Just wait, Captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye out and then you will see white sails on that horizon.
Jack : [takes out pistol, thinks better of it and puts it back, stalks off, imitates Elizabeth ] “Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack . Must’ve been terrible for you.” Well it bloody is now! [spots the Dauntless] There’ll be no living with her after this.
Scene 20: (A future wedding and Bootstrap’s bootstraps)
Elizabeth : But we’ve got to save Will .
Governor Swann : No. You’re safe now. We will return to Port Royal immediately, not go gallivanting after pirates!
Elizabeth : Then we condemn him to death.
Governor Swann : The boy’s fate is regrettable, but, then, so was his decision to engage in piracy.
Elizabeth : To rescue me. To prevent anything from happening to me.
Jack : If I may be so bold as to inject my professional opinion. The Pearl was listing near to scuppers after the battle. It’s very unlikely she’ll be able to make good time. Think about it. The Black Pearl . The last real pirate threat in the Caribbean , mate. How can you pass that up?
Norrington: By remembering that I serve others, Mr. Sparrow , not only myself.
Elizabeth : Commodore, I beg you, please do this. For me. As a wedding gift.
Governor Swann : Elizabeth . Are you accepting the Commodore’s proposal?
Elizabeth : I am.
Jack : A wedding! I love weddings…drinks all around! [extends his arms] I know. “Clap him in irons,” right?
Norrington: Mr. Sparrow , you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta . You will then spend the rest of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase “silent as the grave.” Do I make myself clear?
Jack : Inescapably clear.
[in the brig of the Black Pearl ; Pintel and Ragetti are swabbing the floor] Parrot: Awwk, shiver me timbers.
Gibbs : Cotton ‘ere says you missed a bit.
Will : [to Pintel] You knew William Turner ?
Pintel: Ol’ Bootstrap Bill . We knew him. Never sat well with Bootstrap what we did to Jack Sparrow , the mutiny and all. He said it wasn’t right with the Code. That’s why he sent off a piece of the treasure to you as it were. He said we deserved to be cursed… and remain cursed.
Ragetti: Stupid blighter.
Gibbs : Good man.
Pintel: Well, as you can imagine that didn’t sit too well with the Captain.
Ragetti: That didn’t sit too well with the Captain, at all. Tell him what Barbossa did.
Pintel: I’m telling the story! So…what the Captain did, he strapped a cannon to Bootstraps’ bootstraps.
Ragetti: Bootstraps’ bootstraps.
Pintel: The last we saw of ol’ Bill Turner , he was sinking to the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones’ Locker. ‘Course it was only after that we learned we needed his blood to lift the curse.
Ragetti: That’s what you call ironic.
Barbossa: [comes down and throws the key to Will ’s cell to Ragetti] Bring him!
[in a boat with the rest of the soldiers and Jack ] Norrington: I don’t care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the caves could turn to an ambush.
Jack : Not if you’re the one doing the ambushing. I go in, I convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus outta them with your little cannons, eh? [puts an arm on Norrington’s shoulder] What do you have to lose?
Norrington: [peels off the arm] Nothing I’d lament being rid of.
Jack : Now, to be quite honest with you, there’s still a slight risk for those aboard the Dauntless which includes the future Mrs. Commodore .
[on the Dauntless] Gillette : [pulling Elizabeth along with another soldier] Sorry, but for your own safety.
Elizabeth : Coward! The commodore ordered – I have to tell him! The pirates! They’re cursed! They cannot be killed!
Gillette : Don’t worry, miss, he’s already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story. [shuts the doors]
Elizabeth : This is Jack Sparrow ’s doing! [she is locked in]
Scene 21: (The blood ritual, again, interrupted)
[on the way to the Aztec gold] Pintel: [to Will ] No reason to fret. It’s just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood.
Twigg: No mistakes this time. He’s only half-Turner. We spill it all!
Pintel: Guess there is reason to fret.
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it's all together except for those scenes, so once those are done we can post it up!
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Dec 14th, 2006 01:34 AM |
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