Gender: Female Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side
Ok u know what i was being nice and letting u in this Fiasco mmoviejunkie...i had plans with him but i let u in so my plans with him changed....but since now i see that my kindness has been taken for granted to steal my man....u r officially uninvited now....its BACK TO JUST ME AND JOHNNY!!!
man..i wish i could visit california..i sure wish to meet johnny and other actors. i dont get to and never had i wish i could magically appear in cali for the AWE premier
**the festivities begin, and the KMC girls (IN ENGLAND WHERE YOU HAVE TO BE 18 TO DRINK hehe ) are having a jolly good time!
3 hours in and things are just starting to hott up...**
DJ: Ok cock and hens! Its sailorleo and norries wedding and the loved up couple havesaid they want you to enjoy every moment...and sailor also told me to tell LovelyOne to lay off the booze...so heres a request from an anonymous person..and you'll see why when i play the song...!!!
Song: Macho man by village people.
Johnny: Ill give you three guesses for who that was...
MmovieJunkie: I only need one...
**they both look round at Orli and then giggle with eachother**
meanwhile...
LovelyOne: I'm not saying you have to *hiccup!* change the whole script but can't you *hiccup!* see!!?.... the signs! its all there in the *hiccup!* signs!!!
Ted: *Leans in to whisper to terry:
Call security...
meanwhile...
Sailor: I wanna get my freak on!
Norrie: Not infront of everyone! not only is it illegal in several different countries, but i dont think ayone would appreciate us doing our 'thang' in the middle of the dancefloor....
Sailor: I meant dance!
Norrie...Oh...I have two left feet!
Sailor: Well i have two right ones! We'll balance eachother out!
Norrie: I'm saving my energy for later...
Sailor: Get your ass on the dancefloor!
meanwhile...
evilmonki3: I brought the cake!
Keira: and very nice it was too!
evilmonki3: YOU ATE IT!
Keira: Whatelse am i supposed to do with it??
evilmonki3: It was a decoration! Its not for eating!
Keira: WHAT!
Evilmonki3:OMG! I've killed keira knightley!
Keira: I'm not dead yet!
Ivebeendeppened: I call her part as elizabeth!
piratediva: Damnit!
Meanwhile...
Orli: Its not like i resent him or anything...but it was wills story! and now jack has evrything and will gets nothing! its so unfair!
Chiki Mina: I have no sympathy for you mate...
Orli: What?
Chiki Mina: I'm a jack/liz shipper!
Orli: See?! the worlds gone mad!
Chiki Mina: It might have gone mad but its certainly a prettier place!
orli: everyones turning!
Chiki Mina: even keira!
Orli: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
meanwhile...
Sailor: Stop standing on my feet!
Norrie: i told you i had two left ones!
Sailor: Well grow a right one!
Norrie: I've already told you im a human tripod ...
Sailor: Keep it down or th other girls will want a piece!
Norrie: The jack Davenport show...
Sailor: Amen to that!!
meanwhile...
Bwha ha ha: I'm so into this techno music right now...I can see my hand moving in slow motion across my face....
Johnny: I think she's had too much to drink....
PirateDiva: Or she's goofed up to the eyeballs...
Johnny: underage drinkers...
PirateDiva: I BROUGHT VODKA!!
Johnny: Ooh! Gimme some!!!!
PirateDiva: No...get your own....
**Johnny gives her the hurt puppy look....**
PirateDiva: OK FINE!
**Johnny drinks from the bottle**
PirateDiva: OMG! JOHNNY DEPP DRANK FROM MY BOTTLE! SALIVA IS ALLOVER THE BOTTLE TOP!
Bwha ha ha: Totally radical man.....
ChikiMina: *Runs over and snatches the bottle away*
Hhehehehehe! It's my saliva now!
Johnny: Is that another thing you're going to sell on ebay????
Chikimina: YOU BETCHA!!!
PirateDiva: *getting up to run after Chiki*
Come back here you lilly-livered, no good, tootin-fruitin son of a gun!
Johnny: *grabs PirateDiva by the hand*
When you get back....come and find me and i'll tell you the ending of the fim....
PirateDiva: Does it end in a kiss??
Johnny: That would be telling...
[i]meanwhile...[/]
LovelyOne: I was only saying *hiccup!* that its not fair for us shippers who have analysed *hiccup!* EVERYTHING and then we get *hiccup!* nothing! You have to see our *hiccup!* point of view!!
Security Guard: Is she still talking about the movie?
Gore: Yep...i don't think shes even realised she's not in the party anymore...
Security Guard:...well...a jail cell does look pretty close enough...
Gore: And if this doesnt work just take her to a padded room...
OOOOOOHHHH!!!!
sooo...will lovelyone get out of the jail cell and back to the party???
KMC Community Forums
Oct 2nd, 2006 11:46 PM
i wish i could magically appear in cali for the AWE premier
) are having a jolly good time!
