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Hmmmm how about some sort of explosion!! to get lovelyone out of jail!! LOL...like with Bwa ha ha's randomness she just sooo happens to carry around explosives in her dress or something...lol!!! i dunno just trying to help!!
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"Get that out of my face." "It's not in your face, it's in my hand." "Get what's in your hand out of my face." <3 set by yours truly
**Sooo...when we last left them, our KMC hero's were risking life and limb to rescue their sectioned friend from the clutches of the vil parole officer on night duty...poor bugger, he won't even see Evilm0kni3 coming...**
**Chikimina, ivebeendeppened, mmoviejunkie, Piraediva, SailorLeo, Norrie, Kiwibird, bwa ha ha, taurus baby, johnny and keira are all standing outside the police station...**
Taurusbaby: You go first...
Ivebeendeppened: No..I dont want to put a bad mark on my spotless police record...
eilmoki3: So what aout your retraining order?
Johnny: Oh its ok, we sorted that out and put it down to a stint of insanity.
ivebeendeppened: And i got a tour of his bedroom, too!
kiwibird: huh?
ivebeendeppened: i told him id never bother him again if he let me...
Johnny: And yet here you are...again...
Kiwibird: I bet that restraining order is looking mighty friendly right about now...
**Chikimina and sailorleo are attempting to climb the drainpipe to get to the second floor of the building**
Bwahaha: I'm not cleaning the mess up if they fall...
ChikiMina: GUYS! I FEEL LIKE SPIDERMAN!!
Kiwibird: But strangely she doesnt look like him...
Keira: My ass would never do a stunt like that...
Taurus: How much is the insurance?
Keira: For my ass? Alot more than johnnys ambilical chord went for on ebay...
Taurus: $6???...
Keira: I never said i was expensive...
Johnny: Why don't we go through the front door like normal human beings?
Bwhahaha: Oh...We're not normal
Johnny: I figued...
PirateDiva: I'm normal!
Johnny: no...Your extraudinary!!
Ivebeendeppened: *rolls eyes*
Oh please...like PirateDica would fall for that...
PirateDiva:...*swoon*...
Ivebeendeppened: I stand corrected.
mmoviejunkie: **Shouting at chikimina and sailorleo*
Come on! We're gonna stampede our asses through the front door!
Sailor: I'm stuck!...and i'm getting vertigo from these dizzy heights...
Piratediva: You're 1 metre from the ground!
Sailor: But the people reading this dont know that!
Chiki: You've spoilt it now!
Keira: Just jump you big P*ssies!
**Everyone looks around at keira**
Keira: What? I can swear, you know...
Johnny: Yeah...disney can stop you from doing most things, but we were lucky to keep swearing in our contracts...
**Norrie goes over to Sailorleo, picks her up and they share a madly passionate kiss...whilst everyone else comes over a little queezy...**
Mmoviejunkie:Guys...we need defence...like weapons or somethin...
Taurus: If only we hadnt of left orli behind with his sheep...we could lend his bow and arrow...
Bwahaha: Why dont we use these?
Bwa ha ha pulls three samurai swords, five maschetti', two knuckle dusters and a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs from the crevises of her party dress....and no, you dont want to know HOW she got them in there...*shudder*
Johnny: ...Im starting to find you strangely attractive...
Piratediva: HEY!
Johnny: What?...I said strangely...
Kiwi: Where the hell did they come from?
Bwa ha ha: I told you i was random...
Taurus: and now a little scary...
Ivebeendeppened: *smiles evilly*
I bagsie the handcuffs!
Piratediva: Too late...
**Piratediva closes the handcuffs and throw away the key, leaving her and johnny stuck with eachother**
Johnny: You know...the last time i was handcuffed i was swallowed by a giant vagina...
Norrie: **Coming up for air from sailorleo*
Oh please! Dont say things like that...remember its my wedding night...
**the group gather their weapons and stand at the front door of the police station**
Chikimina: Are we ready?
Mmoviejunkie: no...
Ivebeendeppened: ok...3...2...1....
Mmoviejunkie: i said i wasnt ready!
Johnny: TOO LATE!
**Bwa ha ha has already barged through the doors - pretending to be riding on her horse - she is invading the reception of the police station...god help her...**
Mmoviejunkie: Damnit...
Keira: GO GO GO!
**Everyone else runs into the policesation, samurais and maschetti's a-blazin'! They huddle in a circle facing each of the doors infront of them...everywhere is completely empty!!**
Sailor: Damn! And it was such a heroic entrance!
Ivebeendeppened: i'm so let down...
Kiwi: Maybe we should go back out...come back in again but make more noise this time???? Maybe they didn't hear us...
**And elderly man comes through the doors, He starts mopping the floors and kis wearing a 'janiter's uniform...**
Taurus: HALT!
Janiter: Kiss my ass...
Ivebeendeppened: How rude...
Mmoviejunkie: Maschetti him!
Kiwi: Hey...old guy...where are all the police?
Janiter: How the hell should i know? i just clean the floors and make people feel as miserable as i do when they talk to me....kids these days...no idea they're born...
Johnny: Do you think we could walk around here now and not get caught?
Sailor: oooh! I feel so naughty!
Norrie: Me too...come 'ere!
**The gang come over a little queezy once again...**
Taurus: Hey! Old-and-decrepid-guy-who-should-be-dead-by-now...where are the cells?
Janiter: How should i know?
Mmoviejunkie: Geez...and they say us kids have a bad attitude...
Evilmonki3: Because you work here?
Janiter: Says who?
Kiwi: Wha??
Chiki: Lets get out of here before he sends us all insane!!
Bwahaha: What if we're already insane?
ivebeendeppened: Your such a little ray of sunshine, aren't you?!
Bwhaha: Yup...
mmoviejunkie: Lets split up and go different ways...
PirateDiva: Im with johnny!
Johnny: Like you have a choice ince you shackled yourself to me...
Evilmonki3: 4 groups of 3....oh wait! We're on uneven numbers...
taurus: Since when?
Keira: Since we left orli to rot and decay in a cement-related incident...
Bwa: Lets vote on who cares...
**Suddenly the main entrance doors fly open, and a man with cement-filled shoes steps into the station...**
Ivebeendeppened: OMG! Your like a modern day houdini!
Bwahaha: WHERES ICHY?!
Orli: Hes gone to a better place...
Bwahaha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Orli: Relax...he went back to his field...
Bwahaha: *Sniff* He was so happy there...*sniff*
Johnny: How did you get out of the cement?
Orli: Ichy ate me out of it...
Chikimina: Is that even possible???
Orli: It is in this story...
Kiwi: Can we go now?
Mmoviejunkie: Yeah...i wanna brave peril!
Sailor: Lets do this! And then later on i can cut the cake!!
Bwa: CAKE!
Johnny: ok ladies....and norrie...
Orli: Go to hell
Johnny: Goodluck...and if anything happens to you...remember you can't sue T.Maria because she's not insured...
**And off they went...12 hero's on a mission to brave the pit of mount doom and destroy the...oh shit...sorry...wrong epic **
AND ONCE AGAIN....
WHO will find Lovelyone first?
WILL sailorleo actually get to cut her cake?
WHAT could piratediva and johnny get upto with those handcuffs?
....And will Bwa ha ha be reunited with her Ichy-wichy?!?!
STAY TUNED FOLKS!
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Last edited by T.Maria on Oct 5th, 2006 at 10:07 PM
Gender: Female Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side
LMAO...omg the entrance was hilarious....everyone was let down that no one saw there heroic entrance...lol!!!! omg...lol....i loved shackling myself to JOHNNY that was genious of me...lol!!! I Love it!! more more more!!! LOL!!!
i love my part at the beginning. I GOT TO TOUR HIS BATHROOM!!!! YAY ME!!
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Oct 5th, 2006 12:56 AM
i like it !!!!! 
