Will: We'll marry properly..if you'll still have me
Elizabeth: If it wasn't for these bars i would hav you right now
Gore: CUT!
Keira: Thank god! If i have to see that 'hurt puppy' look on his face one more time I may hang myself by Johnnys back hair-
Johnny: - Oi! I heard that!
Orlando: I don't have a 'hurt puppy' look!
Johnny: Sure you do! its the same as your; 'i'm really constapated' look and your really annoying; 'I'm trying to act heroic but really i still look constapated' look.
Keira: Seriously...sometimes your character walks around like he's got a pole stuck up his ass
Johnny: Maybe that's why hes so wooden-looking?
Orlando: Atleast Will's not gay-
Johnny: - Well Jack doesn't exactly sing the YMCA while he's doing his thing, does he?
Keira: He could do...
Johnny: Oh, kiss me where the sun don't shine, Luv
omfg i cant stop laughing at that one! but.................im not 2 hott on all the Johnny/Keira stuff, cuz, of course, Johnny is practically married /w 2 kids, but i know this is just 4 fun so ill let it go
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i said i will 4give u cuz i no u were just poking fun!
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"Get that out of my face." "It's not in your face, it's in my hand." "Get what's in your hand out of my face." <3 set by yours truly
Jack: So we sign it in blood-er ink?
*Davy takes jacks hand and takes off the black spot with his tentacles*
Davy: Three days..
Johnny: *looks at his hand* eww what the hell!! This isnt your typical fish goo!! Eww Bill what the hell were you doing with your tentacles!! Im afraid to ask where it has been!
Keira: Up on the ship deck, being hott. He elected to stay behind to try for a decent sun tan.
Will: Jack gets action AND a sun tan? Boo you whores.
Johnny: I always knew you were Lindsey Lohan in disguise.
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Orlando: I need that compass, Jack.
Johnny: and I suppose next you'll be wanting my sword, and then my dreds, and then you'll be wanting me to teach you how to wear eyeliner.
LATER THAT EVENING, AT THE HOTEL... Keira walks up to Orlando's room and finds him and Johnny in front of the mirror, as Orlando straightens Johnny's hair with a chi.
Orlando: I got so good at this during Lord of the Rings.
Johnny: You were the prettiest character in the films. Should my hair be steaming like that?
Orlando: We really need to get you a hair routine.
Keira: Uh, mind if I join you girls?
Johnny: Only if you teach us how to wax our eyebrows...
LOL dont know where that came from. I just like making fun of girly Orli
Keira: ill teach you how to wax your eyebrows if you teache me how to wax my mustache.
Orlando: oh honey I use hair cream for that
Johnny: hair cream is like soo 100 centuries ago
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