beat it....seriously.....makes me feel better...um you can try refreshing it, going back, coming back forward...or the very loserish, come back later....
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Awwwww T.Maria i feel soooo Bad....u seem to be on the verge of pulling ur hair out....i'm sorry! U should write a very-angry-Keira-getting-revenge-on-Johnny-diary to take the frustrations out...lol!
ok so it was a low-blow and im really digging into the depths of deprivity just by THINKING up all of my evil-yet-not-because-its-keira-so-it-doesnt-really-matter plots to get keira back....
But in my defence it is MY matress!!!!
She stompted so loudly around the yacht this morning that i honestly thought there were a heard of elephants in there with me instead of keira!!!
Things only got worse when i called her up on it....
Word to the wise lads;
NEVER call a woman an elephant as she is likely to think you are calling her fat...
and to add to those words of wisdom;
Dont then EVER ask a woman if her ever-increasing moodswings are because its 'that time of the month'...
You will surely live to regret it!
She started banging cupboard doors and 'accidentally' throwing things in my general direction -
[including my Iggy Pop cd collection...the girl wouldnt know memorabelia if it stopped on the side of a road and asked her directions!!!]
- which only infuriated me so much that i got up from my matress, walked over to her, grabbed hold of her and threw her over my shoulder!!!
I tried to walk as far as i could with her there -
[All the while she was biting and scratching and saying how much she was going to kill me]
- when i found sad-sack and jack rehearsing their lines....
They found it quite confusing until i stated;
"Penny-a-smack, lads!!!" and pointed to her backside.
"YOU DARE!" she screamed...it was hilarious!
Needless to say, that went on for hours....and i made the equivilant of $10 in caribbean money....
Day - i know no time or date...i only know the love of a woman that seems to love my money more than she loves me!
Dear Norrie
Stange, strange things are happening to everyone lately...
*kev keeps turning up on set drunk - though to his gratitude all of the crew said he acted better like that...
*Sad-sa...er, Orlando keeps carrying a mirror around with him...mumbling something about; "You can do it...believe in yourself...your a beautiful man...." ...off putting really when your trying to do some 'straight' acting and hes there chanting to himself....
W@nker!
*Johnny keeps trying to pawn keira off on me and orlando -
[He even said he would trade MY fiancee for her....why he would want to put that burden on himself, i dont know....]
*And keira apparently likes to get her ass spanked....
Ill tell you, you never really know someone until you've slapped their behind a few times....
Life couldn't be dandier for me though....
My beloved has set the date for our wedding...but shes put a nookie ban on me until the day!!!!!
so i have to wait till feb 14th (yup, valentines day!) to get the slightest bit of action..............
*cries*
We're going to windsor castle in England -
[Apparently sailor made a few phonecalls and threatened the queen until she let her have the wedding there...not unlike her, i must say]
-and its going to be romantic....
romantically EXPENSIVE!!!!
I've seen 'THE' list!!!!
She has half of america coming with her on the plane!!! and half of america are her BRIDESMAIDS!!!!!!!!
On the brightside, i asked Bill nighy to be my best man....but after he declined -
[Because apparently my little lilipution scares him within an inch of his life![]
Gender: Female Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side
LMAO Half of America is her bridesmaids.......awwwwwww *sighs* these are Hilarious....but that Last one Killed mE!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!! I Love them....like always, MORE MORE MORE!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!! I'm Laughing so hard i cant breath!!!
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Jan 17th, 2007 11:51 PM
I loved it!! LMAO 
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