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Senior Member
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Location: I'm on the happy trail *winks* |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So
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Mistypirate
Viva Sparrabeth!!
 Gender: Female
Location: In purgatory having kinky hallucina |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they
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Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: I'm on the happy trail *winks* |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took
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Mistypirate
Viva Sparrabeth!!
Gender: Female
Location: In purgatory having kinky hallucina |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a
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PirateDiva
So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!
 Gender: Female
Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle
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Thanks Savvy! *Huggles*
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Dec 4th, 2006 05:51 AM |
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-savvychick-
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: I'm on the happy trail *winks* |
oopsy...ignore
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Mistypirate
Viva Sparrabeth!!
Gender: Female
Location: In purgatory having kinky hallucina |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of
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PirateDiva
So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!
Gender: Female
Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum
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Thanks Savvy! *Huggles*
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Dec 4th, 2006 05:57 AM |
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Mistypirate
Viva Sparrabeth!!
Gender: Female
Location: In purgatory having kinky hallucina |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and
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Dec 4th, 2006 05:58 AM |
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-savvychick-
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: I'm on the happy trail *winks* |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw
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Mistypirate
Viva Sparrabeth!!
Gender: Female
Location: In purgatory having kinky hallucina |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it
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-savvychick-
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: I'm on the happy trail *winks* |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at
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PirateDiva
So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!
Gender: Female
Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at the
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Thanks Savvy! *Huggles*
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kiwibird
Senior Member
 Gender: Female
Location: stalkin johnny |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at the guard
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I cant get enough of rum soaked wobbly legged pirates!
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PirateDiva
So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!
Gender: Female
Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at the guard. Then
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pyratequeen
Cotbp Dmc Awe
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The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at the guard. Then Pintel and Ragetti
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Horny Puppy!
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Mistypirate
Viva Sparrabeth!!
Gender: Female
Location: In purgatory having kinky hallucina |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at the guard. Then Pintel and Ragetti appeared
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sailorleo
Mrs. Admiral Norrington
 Gender: Female
Location: United States |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at the guard. Then Pintel and Ragetti appeared flabbergasted
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Norrie+Sailor= Happiness !
Banner by Sailorleo *me*
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Hambah
Not posting much anymore
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Location: I'm American, but I live in Beijing |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at the guard. Then Pintel and Ragetti appeared flabbergasted at
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"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain' --- 'the Boy Who Scored' --- whatever they call you these days."
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PirateDiva
So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!
Gender: Female
Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side |
The famous Captain Jack sparrow was tired because Barbosa had trapped him once before. And he is also devastated because Elizabeth has chosen to go steal his cookies. So Jack decided to take Elizabeth's corset off and give her a bottle of Bacardi Coconut Rum to loosen her up so he could take her hostage. But He forgot she loves to drink Bacardi Coconut Rum only when she wants to seduce men in dreadlocks and eyeliner. Plus he didn't want to make Lizzie uncomfortable in bed while they decide to kiss each other all over. So he carefully poured the Coconut Bacardi Rum on top of her while she licked his fingers. Suddenly, someone knocked, which startled the homosexual pine-cone. Leading them to realize that it was a guard wearing Jack's hat on his crotch. So they took a bottle of rum and threw it at the guard. Then Pintel and Ragetti appeared flabbergasted at the
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Thanks Savvy! *Huggles*
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