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Well, you know you're obsessed when someone mentions "music piracy" and you start imagining a rousing chorus of Yo Ho a Pirate's Life for Me (true story).
Gender: Female Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy
you know you're obsessed when you have the week off and your family has gone to florida and you spend all this free time getting your fill of Pirates and Johnny and Jack.....
You know you're obsessed when you make a new friend and you are excited to find out that they are a big Johnny Depp fan and you learn that they want Jack and Elizabeth to end up together in AWE....
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Gender: Female Location: With the Pirates of the Caribbean!
You know, it's not healthy and rather annoying to obsessed over someone who's never even met you and over twice your age. I mean, thinking about them, showering with them, talking about them, looking at them, singing about them, reading about them, etc. all your waking moments. That is rather wrong, ya know? Especially if they're REALLY hot, then you'll only drive yourself into insanity. Speaking of insanity, have you seen Secret Window? That movie is SOOOOOOOO cool! It has Johnny Depp in it, the main reason I went to see it. I love Johnny so much, he rocks my world. In fact, I love him like the sun and the rain and the air that fills my twisted lungs. Oh, wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah! Obsessions aren't healthy...lol idc i love obsessions (i didnt write that)
you know ur obsessed when ur entire room is covered in pirate stuff, u know ur obsessed when u pick going to see a movie u have already seen 7 times rather than going to see a new one, you know ur obsessed when u fall asleep to the same movie every night just to see if u will have dreams about it. u know ur obsessed when u have johnny depp pillow cases. u know ur obsessed when half of ur movies are johnny depp movies. u know ur obsessed when u wish johnny depp a happy birthday even tho he cant even freakin hear u. u know ur obsessed when u make a list of things you do that have to do with your obsession.
Gender: Female Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy
Here's an obsession stories my friend....You know you are obsessed when....your family is away, you have free time on your hand, and an idea pops into your head....you hurry and get dress, you jump in your car and you drive to the mall
1) to browse through the Disney Store...your first stop...but you find nothing interesting, so you go to the next store..
2) just downstairs of same said mall you browse throgh the bookstore and get excited because you see the Jack Sparrow series childrens' book and the novelization of Curse of the Black Pearl, and you hide down an isle and read peices of it...
3) then you continue your quest for more Pirate clues at Walmart, and you get so excited because you find the isle of Pirate Toys.....
now get ready for this, this is obsession..
4) you make sure no one is around and you open the toy of Jack and Elizabeth so you can read the comic book in there called the Haunting of Jack Sparrow...and although you've seen it before on this thread - you get excited when you see it with your own eyes...the comic where Jack gives a necklace to Elizabeth and doesn't want her to find out where he really got it, and that he refers to her and his bonny lass....then you put everything back in place...
5) You look around and you see Will is packaged with DAvy Jones, and Pintel is packaged with Ragetti, sooooo and you study each toy and what's written on it trying to find some kind of clue.....and you think to yourself ....Now isn't that interesting, Pintel and Ragetti, Will and Fishface and Jack and Elizabeth......very interesting....
6) then you go on over to Barnes and Noble and finally locate the jr. novelization of Dead Man's Chest,...and again hide out in the romance section and read almost the entire book...as if you've never seen or heard the same story over and over again......
Now that's what I call obsession, and yep, that's how I spent my afternoon...
Is there such thing as an adult or regular novelization of Dead Man's chest, or is their only a jr. novelization??
oh yea and even though you know the novelization for AWE comes out on April 10 you go up and ask the person working there if they know when its coming out just so you can say it out loud to someone...but then you smile a sneaky all knowing smile when she responds "no, they haven't said anything about it to us, which is strange. We really should know something by now."....HA
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LMAO!!! i almost did that once... with another movie... but hey, you guys are pulling me deeper each and everytime i get here...
i always try not to shriek if i see any sign of Jack on something even though it's POTC irrelevant (like a video ipod on sale yesterday with his picture pasted on the box for some unknown reason...)
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"Get that out of my face." "It's not in your face, it's in my hand." "Get what's in your hand out of my face." <3 set by yours truly
You are living proof that there are crazier people in this world than me!!
seriously, though, i can understand the obsession...
You ALSO know you're obsessed when you stand there in the middle of the movie entrance staring at the promotional posters for AWE
(And you go slightly giddy when you also notice that elizabeth is placed inbetween jack and davy jones....and not Will hehehe! )
Gender: Female Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side
I Love u....lol...u sound like me....lmao!!!!!
But Honestly i would not have not been able to resist and i would have told the girl at the bookstore...."Well for ur information, it comes out APRIL 10th...there now ur informed" give her a Jack smirk and walked away!!!
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Mar 5th, 2007 10:47 AM
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