HAHAHAHAHAHA WIllo, I've missed you so much, you cant even imagine. THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!! "i'll embroider you something frilly" AHHHHH I LOVE IT!!!
We're all just finding scenes on YOUTUBE and getting them off there. I cant wait for Will sipping tea!!!! I'm already laughing and you havent even written it yet...
Gender: Female Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky
Oh! I can't wait for the tea party scene. Pleasy pleasy write it soon. That was brilliant. "That was the song they played at our chastity ball." LOL! That's good stuff
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Freedom...
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"Get that out of my face." "It's not in your face, it's in my hand." "Get what's in your hand out of my face." <3 set by yours truly
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
Ooh, hmmm...I was so distracted by the tea! I'll just BS it.
(Davy enters)
Davy: You rang?
(Beckett and Will are sitting at a table sipping tea)
Beckett: No. I just poked it. (pokes heart. Davy jerks) Extremely diverting.
Will: Quite.
Davy: You're wastin' my time.
Beckett: I'll get right down to it then. Mr. Turner and I were just discussing a trade.
Davy: If it's giving him your Pikachu card in exchange for a Squirtle and Charmander, I want no part of it.
Will: You'll take an interest in what I have to say...you fine, foxy lady.
Davy: Zuh?
Will: Making sure I have your undivded attention. (starts playing with the globe) I know the pirates' plans.
Beckett: (wipes a tear) I've taught him well. After this is all over I'll adopt him and little Cutler Jr will hang twice as many children and kick twice as many puppies.
Will: You wish I was your junior. I've just outpirated everyone in the whole damn mess. They plan to release Calypso, which will have exciting, but bizarre results. It will rain and I'll lose my footing a couple of times and then die a ghastly death before being cursed for all eternity. Boo yah!
Davy: Did you say Calypso?
Beckett: He's a bit daft, Turner. You'll want to speak up.
Will: (crosses over to him) I'M GOING TO TRY TO KILL YOU. JACK WANTS TO STAB YOUR HEART. (sees he's not getting anywhere) Calypso.
Davy: Did you say Calypso?
Will: (to Beckett) Can't I just throw the hot tea in his face?
Beckett: If you want to look gayer than even me.
Will: Ah, but you flick a fan around later.
Beckett: So I do, so I do... (muses to himself) and will hopefully get to wake up wearing Sparrow's shirt and vest.
Will and Davy: What?
Beckett: Nothing, captains of the Flying Dutchman. Buttle off now. I have some playing to do with my Beckett action figure. (gets out the little guy we later see in the cannon) Who's a good lord? You are! You are!
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
Barbossa: I call on Captain Teague
Translation: Even though he didn't raise his hand
(Jack looks worried)
Translation: Crap. He'll probably talk about the day I stole that ship and didn't come back
Barbossa: Keeper of the code.
Translation: You know, the one we never follow?
Guy: _____ proclaim this all to be folly!
Translation: It's not a code, it's guidelines!
Guy: Hang the code! Who cares... (gets shot)
Translation: Okay, it's a code
(Teague blows on his gun)
Translation: That was so worth it. Was it is good for you as it was for me? Oh, people are around
Teague: The code is the law
Translation: And if I had a nickel for every time one of you has broken the law...
Teague: (to Jack) You're in me way, boy
Translation: I'll remind you of the day you stole my ship and left home...teenagers...
Pintel: The Code
Translation: In case slow audience members still don't know what we're talking about
Ragetti: By Morgan and Bartholomew
Translation: In case history buffs don't think we know any real pirates
(Teague whistles at the dog)
Translation: Hey, Skippy
Pintel and Ragetti: How did, that can't, zuh?
Translation: how did, that can't, zuh?
Teague: Sea turtles, mate
Translation: You hear about 'em, but you never see 'em
Pintel: Ah, sea turtles
Translation: Uh, I have no idea what's going on
Teague: Ah, Barbossa is right.
Translation: And hell froze over
Jack: Hang on a minute
Translation: Because there is just no way...
Jack: It shall be the duties of the king to declare war (can't understand the rest of his line)
Translation: Meh, I got bored. I slurred the end of it on purpose
Guy: There's not been a king since the first court. That's not likely to change
Translation: And only me and your mama were there
Teague: Unlikely
Translation: Unless YOU make it happen...dumbass
Elizabeth: Why not?
Translation: That French guy's cheeks...
Gibbs: King is chosen by popular vote
Translation: We're a democracy, not a bunch of cut-throat killers and pillagers
Barbossa: And every pirate only ever votes for his self
Translation: Good times, hours of arguing and self-love.
(Teague sits and strums his guitar)
Translation: Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday...
Jack: I call for a vote
Translation: Watch this brilliant maneuver, Dad. Dad! You're not looking
Spanish pirate votes
French pirate votes
Indian pirate votes
Chinese pirate votes
African pirate votes
Elizabeth: Elizabeth Swann
Translation: Don't want to make waves as the new kid...just go with the flow
Barbossa: Barbossa
Translation: Just screams sexy, doesn't it?
Other pirate votes
Jack: Elizabeth Swann
Translation: Heh heh heh, 'spect she'll win now
Elizabeth: What?
Translation: I wasn't going to make waves!
Jack: I know. Curious, isn't it?
Translation: We're going to have so many forum girls talking about this...
(People start b*tching)
Jack: Am I to understand you will not be keeping to the code then?
Translation: Finally, the child receives some attention. Thanks, Dad
(Pirates simmer down)
Chinese pirate: Very well. What say you, Captain Swann, king of the brethren court?
Translation: Ha ha! New Captain King wear funny hat!
Elizabeth: Prepare every vessel that floats. At dawn, we're at war
Translation: William Wallace, you got nothin' on me.
(Jack nods in approval)
Translation: Good choice. Nothing can possibly go wrong now.
Dwarf pirate: And so, we shall go to war.
Translation: Tiptoe to the window... (song by Tiny Tim)
(Jack looks over at Teague)
Translation: Time to hear what a good boy I am
Jack: What?
Translation: Your brow is all wrinkled...of course, that's all the time...
Jack: You've done it all. You've survived
Translation: I didn't, but I've had good booty call over the years
Jack: That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
Translation: It's definitely not teaching your son how to ride a bike...
Teague: It ain't just livin forever, Jackie. The trick is livin' with yourself forever
Translation: Meaning, don't screw people over!
Jack: How's Mum?
Translation: I think I need a hug
(Teague holds up Jack's mom's shrunken head)
Translation: Sonny!
(Jack looks at it)
Translation: I still want that hug.
Gender: Female Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky
LOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Willo you cmpletely slayed me. When this is over YOU MUST POST IT ON FANFICTION.NET!!!!!! *faints*
The tea party was too good to be true (it wasn't true was it?), the Jack/dad stuff was brilliant and the comment about forum girls was so close to my heart. *wipes away proud tears* I MISSED YOUR WRITINGS.
You and kate should both write MOOOOORE!
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Freedom...
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
Small clip
Jack: You can keep Barbossa
Translation: Careful, he pees
Jack: The beligerent imonculus and his friend with the wooden eye both
Translation: They're just as messy, but easier to manage
Jack: And Turner, especially Turner.
Translation: Don't let those puppy eyes and chiseled jaw fool you, he's quite a little biter
Jack: The rest come with me aboard the Pearl and I lead you to Shipwreck Cove where I will hand you the pirates and you will not give me to Jones. Bloody fair deal, don't you think?
Translation: I should have been a lawyer. All this wasted intellect on guys with wigs.
Beckett: And what becomes of Miss Swann?
Translation: Because I could really use a good masseuse
Jack: Now what interest is she to you?
Translation: Because the way I see it, you're like 5th in line for her. Norrie was first, but he bit the dust, which moves Turner up to Number 2 and me up to Number 3. Lucky Sao was Number 4, but got blown away, so I guess you are 4th in line for her. Still interested?
Beckett: Hmmm
Translation: Can you repeat all of that one more time?
Gender: Female Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky
Oh kate you're here! Perfect! *grins her evil grin* thinking of doing a little scene? Just a little one? (I'm addicted to the songs on your myspace page BTW)
And may I just add my congrats willo. I remember you told us you were engaged...I didn't know you got married but I just wanted to say congratulations!
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Freedom...
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
lol, I know what you mean. "Marry us!"
Barbossa: Right here, right now?
You know the old guy got his hopes up. Actually, I guess the only guys not attracted to Liz at all would be her dad and Gibbs. I think Gibbs thinks of her as a daughter.
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Jul 23rd, 2007 06:19 PM
glad to see you around these parts. how's life going for you?
