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LOL! That too but I think he's got past that. Has anyone done the multiple Jacks yet?
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lol, how confussing would that be, it doesn't make sense as it is!
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i forget... which scenes have and haven't been done? are there any big ones that are still open?
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I think someone should do Jack/Beckett's scene
Someone should do Elizabeth and Norrie's goodbye scene
Tia and Davy...that could be one twisted parody
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I'll take on Tia and Davy's brig reunion scene... just as soon as i finish my paper. Is it on youtube?
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Music box music plays softly, as we see Calypso sitting alone in the brig.
Translation: I am getting so sick of this song… I really need to get an iPod.
Calypso fingers the music box, then closes it. The music continues from another source.
Translation: damn catchy tune…
Calypso looks up in surprise, and puts her hand against the bars as Davy Jones enters.
Translation: dirty babe… you see these shackles baby I’m your slave… I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave…
Calypso: My Sweet… you come for me!
Translation: I am completely willing to offer sexual favors in exchange for freedom… or food… or some new music, for crying out loud.
Davy Jones: You were expecting me.
Translation: You’re wearing your “ode de whore” again. I’d smell that scent a mile away.
Calypso: It has been torture, trapped in this single form. Cut off from the sea, from all that I love… from you.
Translation: They make me wear clothes!
Davy Jones: 10 years I devoted to the duty charged to me. 10 years I looked after those who died at sea. And finally, when we could be together again you weren’t there…
Translation: Do you think it would be too much if I cut out some other organs right now, for dramatic effect?
Davy Jones snaps music box shut.
Translation: Damn replay button!
Davy Jones: Why weren’t you there?
Translation: Or, more to the point, what was his name?
Calypso: Is my nature… Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
Translation: Well, it’s hard to recall… Jack was there… and the tin-man, and the scarcrow… and possibly Clark Gable…
Davy Jones: I do not love you.
Translation: Hi my name is Davy Jones… I don’t have a problem.
Calypso: Many things you were, Davy Jones. But never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose. And so yourself… And you did hide away what should always have been mine.
Translation: Denial. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is ripping this disgusting rag off me, catching me up in your arms, and allowing me to address the, erm, problem…
Calypso reaches through the bars and touches Davy’s chest… he suddenly appears mortal, an old man.
Translation: You look familiar… let me guess… 20,000 leagues under the sea?
Calypso reaches to caress his face and he reaches through the bars to touch her.
Translation: why do you keep putting up walls between us???
Davy Jones: Calypso…
Translation: I keep hearing rumours of this love dungeon… want to try and find it?
Calypso: I will be free… and when I am, I will give you my heart and we will be together always… if only you have a heart to give!
Translation: I’m already in a dungeon, you twit! Let me out, and we can put on “bringing sexy back” and see what happens…
Davy Jones suddenly regains his fishiness, and reaches through the bar to grasp her throat. She recoils.
Translation: S and M much?
Calypso: Why did you come?!
Translation: I’m guessing you were after the one-night stand of your life…
Davy Jones lets go, but finds he can’t draw his claw back through the bars. A moment passes, and then Davy strides right through the bars, causing Calypso to step back.
Translation: I’m after the one-night stand of my life.
Davy Jones: And what fate have you planned for your captains?
Translation: We could make them watch…
Calypso: The brethren court. All of them, the last thing they will learn in this life is how cruel I can be.
Translation: I’m thinking whips, leather, possibly edible seaboots of some kind…
Davy moves as if to leave.
Translation: Well, this has been sufficiently awkward.
Calypso: And what of your fate, Davy Jones?
Translation: Oh Davy, Davy, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
Davy Jones: My heart will always belong to you.
Translation: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Calypso turns back and rests her face against the bars with a smile as Davy disappears.
Translation: that nancy always was obsessed with old films…
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Davy moves as if to leave.
Translation: Well, this has been sufficiently awkward.
This was possibly the funniest thing you've ever written. Good job! Hey, help me find Norrie's goodbye or his hug. I have some ideas for that.
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Aug 29th, 2007 12:04 PM |
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i think Norrie's goodbye is on youtube... i'm looking forward to it! 
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Aug 29th, 2007 03:56 PM |
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(James unlocks the cell door)
James: Come with me.
Translation: We have some short men to be kicking.
(They don't move)
Translation: Does he mean us?
James: Quickly.
Translation: Stop being difficult, Elizabeth, and translate things for me!
(Elizabeth nods and they move out)
Translation: I'll kick some tall men too. Just give me a reason.
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Translation: That wig again. I thought I told you I liked you without it.
James: Choosing a side.
Translation: I like the wig and if you're going to judge me, I'll just leave you in there.
(They all start maneuvering around the side of the ship)
Elizabeth's Translation: This has to put me above Xena on greatest female hero.
(Bootstrap opens the door)
Translation: One of you guys took my iPod!
James: Do not go to Shipwreck Cove. Beckett knows of the meeting of the brethren. I feel there may be a traitor among them.
Translation: I won't name names, but, uh, he put Will on this ship in the last movie. Now I've gone and said too much.
Elizabeth: It's too late to earn my forgiveness.
Translation: Thanks for the life saving and all that, but I told you you looked stupid in that wig and you didn't listen.
(James looks hurt)
Translation: It's my security blanket.
James: I had nothing to do with your father's death.
Translation: Or your mother's, or Sao Feng's, or the nameless extras who died in ship battles. Can't you see I'm innocent?
James: That does not absolve me of my other sins.
Translation: Well, not innocent. There was some hanky panky with that pig before you pulled me out of that mud puddle.
Elizabeth: Come with us.
Translation: The pirates are throwing a potluck dinner and we could split the cost of a rum-run.
Elizabeth: James, come with me.
Translation: There's no money in my costumes and I can't show up with nothing.
(James gives her an intense look)
Translation: Never mind escape. Let's go to bed now.
Voice: Who goes there?
Translation: Oh, looks like the wig guy and the only girl in the movie. Never mind.
(James whips out his sword)
Translation: Oh, I'd like to whip out another sword right now, Elizabeth.
James: Go! I will follow.
Translation: You wanted to outrank Xena, didn't you?
Elizabeth: You're lying.
Translation: Just like you lied about that heart...oh, wait, I forgave you for that.
(Here comes the line! Squeal!)
James: Our destinies have been entwined, Elizabeth, but never joined.
Translation: Remember my sword metaphors in the first movie? I've brushed up on my eloquence, don't you think?
(Looks into her eyes and kisses her)
(Elizabeth lets him kiss her)
Translation: That's another one to compare to Will's kissing. Tough call.
James: Go now!
Translation: I'd say now I could die a happy man, but things don't look so good.
(Elizabeth is stunned, but then goes)
Translation: I'll do this stunt for you, James.
(Bootstrap enters)
Translation: (singing) The Bootstrap of the Dutchman is here inside your mind.
James: Back to your post, sailor.
Translation: Psh, I might be okay. I can take an old starfish man.
Bootstrap: No one leaves the ship.
Translation: Not with MY iPod they don't, anyway.
James: Stand down! That's an order.
Translation: Nobody has your damn iPod! Search your bunk.
Bootstrap: Order...part of the ship, part of the crew, part of the ship, part of the crew.
Translation: See? I can't remember the rest of the lyrics because one of you dicks stole my iPod!
(James looks freaked out)
Translation: Check....the.....bunk
James: Steady, man.
Translation: I got a little something illegal under my wig. It'll chill you out.
Bootstrap: All hands! Prisoner escape!
Translation: And I'll cavity check every one of you bastards.
James: Belay that! (pulls gun)
Translation: Old starfish man...I can take him....but he gets crazy points.
Elizabeth: James!
Translation: Just tell him to search his pockets for the iPod and stab him!
(James has tears in his eyes and shoots the rope, severing everyone climbing it from the Flying Dutchman)
Translation: And still no Best Supporting Actor award. Give it time.
(Bootstrap stabs James)
Translation: Easier to search cavities when dead.
(James looks in agony)
Translation: Uf, this is a bad time for that burrito to be on its way up...
Elizabeth: (screams) James! No! No!
Translation: Throw the wig down to me! I've changed my mind.
(sees him collapse)
James' translation: Vomit and dying. So undignified.
Crew: Is the admiral dead?
Translation: Or is this a cavity search, wink wink?
(Davy Jones appears)
Translation: I knew I was missing something important.
Davy: James Norrington, do you fear death?
Translation: I just knealt down in your vomit. Son of a b*tch
(James' last act is brave: stabbing the vicious Davy Jones)
Translation: Don't tell anyone I threw up. (dies)
Davy: I take that as a no. Nice sword.
Translation: Maybe it'll cut down a few blacksmiths for me in the future. Foreshadowing!
(Things on the Dutchman seem unruly)
Translation: (singing) 15, no, 20 (counts) 32 men on a dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
(Davy sees several soldiers with his chest. Mercer appears)
Mercer: The Dutchman is under my command.
Translation: I told Beckett I wanted to be the man in the relationship and he said, fine, go and get yourself a ship and then maybe I'll let you. And I pick this one.
Davy: For now.
Translation: You'll always be the girl.
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tee_pirategirl
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OMG!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOL! These two last posts by kate and willo have been the funniest so far.
The call back to Clark Gables, gone with the wind and Davy and Tia were brilliant and made me REALLY laugh out loud.
All the iPod lines were amazing! And lol to Xena warrior princess. That was good one...
You MUST post this on ff.net when it's over. It's even better than the other two...well I haven't read them since last year so I can't judge but it's pretty fantastic.
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Aug 29th, 2007 11:24 PM |
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So what parts are left? I know there are definitely parts left. Anyone have Jack and Beckett's scene? Or the tea scene with Will? I really want that one.
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Aug 30th, 2007 12:07 AM |
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(Beckett puts a lump of sugar into a tea cup. We cannot see who is holding it.)
Translation: This will make up for me burning the roast, I hope.
Davy: I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup.
Translation: Davy's all about the purebred shi-tzuh here.
Beckett: Apparently you can.
Translation: Way to kill the civility, Davy. Thanks.
Beckett: I believe you know each other.
Translation: (dramatically) Davy Jones, meet Will Turner...again.
(Will turns around)
Translation: HI, GUY!
Davy: Ah. Come to join my crew then, Master Turner?
Translation: Cuz two Mr. Turners before was just too confusing.
Will: Not yours. His. Jack Sparrow sends his regards.
Translation: Hee hee hee, being a bastard is sooo much fun.
Davy: Sparrow?
Translation: That ass-wipe that sent you to me in the first place? I took care of him a while ago.
Will: You didn't tell him? We rescued Jack from the Locker along with the Pearl.
Translation: And if you're wondering how good a rescue it was, I give it an 11 on a 10-point scale.
Davy: Why wouldn't you tell me?
Translation: I thought (sniff sniff) we were friends. I trusted the wrong person again.
Beckett: There is an issue far more troublesome.
Translation: Seems to be a pattern with you.
Beckett: I believe you're familiar with a person called Calypso.
Translation: Ha ha, that's what he meant with trusting the wrong people. You see I just now figured that...it's funny and now I'm....(looks down at the ground) I'm so alone.
Davy: (recovering) Not a person. A heathen god, one who delights in cursing men with their wildest dreams and then revealing them to be nothing but hollow and ashen. The world is well rid of her.
Translation: I don't harbor any bitterness, though.
Will: Not quite so well actually. (takes a long sip) The brethren court intends to release her.
Translation: So you can trust her again and she can leave you again. This tea's really good.
Davy: No. They cannot. The first court promised to imprison her forever. That was our agreement.
Translation: I may not be able to trust goddesses or short men, but I can definitely trust pirates.
Beckett: Your agreement.
Translation: Looks like you can really pick 'em, genius.
Davy: I showed them how to bind her. She could not be trusted. She gave me no choice.
Translation: I let them watch us....
(Will's eyes widen)
Translation: Watch them do what?
Davy: We must act before they release her.
Translation: Or she'll tell people things...things I don't want them to know.
Will: You loved her.
Translation: Whow! Snap! Have you ever trusted the right person?
Will: She's the one. And then you betrayed her.
Translation: Now, if you give me the rights, I can spin a quick Harlequinn romance out of this for, oh, 100 pieces of solid gold.
Davy: She pretended to love me. She betrayed me.
Translation: Go ahead and write your little book. I'll sue the pants off of you.
(Will stands face to face with him)
Will: And after which betrayal did you cut out your heart, I wonder?
Translation: No one sues Will Turner and lives to tell about it. You can whack me with an oar, but not sue me.
(Davy knocks Will's tea cup to the floor)
Translation: I meant to burn your pretty little face with it.
(Beckett eyes the mess)
Translation: So much for domestic tranquility. I'll never be able to seduce either of them now.
Davy: Do not test me.
Translation: You'd turn my lovelife into a porno and end with me another OJ Simpson.
Will: I hadn't finished that.
Translation: Actually, I was going to make her like Lorena Bobbit, but we've already proven you had no penis to begin with.
Will: You will free my father.
Translation: So...let's discuss happier things, like cursed dads going crazy.
Will: (to Beckett) And you will guarantee us safety.
Translation: Oh, and I'm afraid I'm losing my girlfriend. That's another happy subject we can discuss rather than the squid's love life.
Beckett: Your terms are steep, Mr. Turner. We expect a fair value in return.
Translation: Replacing that tea cup for a start...
Davy: There is only one price I will accept: Calypso murdered.
Translation: ...after the make-up sex.
(Will pretends to be thinking)
Will: Calypso is aboard the Black Pearl. Jack is sailing the Black Pearl to Shipwreck Cove.
Translation: See how that all works out, audience? See that the trio is all on the same page here?
Beckett: And without you there, how do you propose to lead us?
Translation: Because I'd really like to keep that shirt you're wearing for myself.
(Davy approaches menacingly)
Translation: Now that you know I'm in love with the same girl for years and years I no longer scare you, but here goes. Booo!
(Will pulls out the compass and dangles it)
Translation: So, now that Johnny, Keira, and myself have touched it, it's virtually priceless. Start bidding, fan girls.
Will: What is it you want the most?
Translation: It's a tag line as good as "what is in the chest." I have the best teaser lines.
(Beckett smirks)
Translation: Hey, I know what that is.....Had you got that for me in the last film we wouldn't be in this situation.
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hahahahahaha ROFL..... oh my... you got me to use cheesy forum lingo like rofl....
"...after the make up sex."
BRILLIANT> LOVED IT!!!! i think we've gotten consistently more scandalous with our translations since film 2... and somehow, so much better...
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Aug 30th, 2007 12:51 AM |
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We need someone to put these in order, you know? It would be a good way to see what we're missing. I know we're missing little scenes, such as Jack and Will's scene together, and the end. And the whole weird conversation Jack and Barbossa have in front of the dead kraken...were we supposed to feel sorry for it, btw? We should have given the kraken a line somewhere.
HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO Jack
Something simple like that. Oh well. What else do we need?
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Aug 30th, 2007 01:46 AM |
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Sao's moment to shine
(Elizabeth is being fitted/dressed in traditional Singapore garb. She looks pretty good in it)
Sao: (something foreign) By this time tomorrow, we will arrive at Shipwreck Cove and you will be free, Calypso.
Translation: And then, the real party starts.
Elizabeth: Excuse me?
Translation: Uh....I'm booked for another party on the other side of the world that night...
Sao: Not a name you'd fancy, I imagine, out of the many that you have. But it is what we call you.
Translation: Are you not turned on by my hand washing? Maybe you should look harder.
(Elizabeth thinks fast)
Translation: So...party to him equals death for me....
Elizabeth: We being who?
Translation: But just to make sure I'm not missing anything fun...
Sao: You confirm it.
Translation: So I have your RSVP then? Onto the love-making. It's why I washed my hands.
Elizabeth: Confirmed what? You told me nothing.
Translation: Boo to you. The Caribbean's my party.
Sao: The Brethren Court. The nine. The first brethren court who (think this is what he's saying) propositioned a post. They bound you to human form so the rule of the sea would belong to men and not...
Translation: I tell stories better than Gibbs. Sleep with me.
Elizabeth:...me
Translation: Ah, fake power. Feels good.
Sao: But one such as you should never be less than what you are.
Translation: That will come into play later.
Elizabeth: Pretty speech from my captor. But words whispered through prison bars lose their charm.
Translation: Such as "legally if you'll still have me," and "keep a weather eye on the horizon," those words whispered through prison bars.
Sao: I cannot be blamed for my efforts. All men are drawn to the sea, perilous though it may be.
Translation: So if I'm drawn to you, it means we should shag.
Elizabeth: But some men offer desire as justification for their crimes.
Translation: None of these pirate guys ever get the hints.
Sao: I will (think this is what he's saying) suppress my desire.
Translation: I have plenty of Calypso blow up dolls, thank you.
Elizabeth: And in return?
Translation: Does anyone else think he's talking about rape? Anyone?
Sao: I will take your gifts, if you choose to give them.
Translation: See? I'm not talking about rape.
Elizabeth: Ah. And if I should choose not?
Translation: Even though I think we're talking about rape, let me lean into you just to make sure.
Sao: Then I will take your fury. (lunges at her)
Translation: Finally, something Will Turner, Jack Sparrow, James Norrington, and Hector Barbossa couldn't do- get the grapes big enough to manhandle Elizabeth Swann.
(He backs her into the post and starts kissing her. Elizabeth rebuffs him)
Sao's translation: Poetic justice I think, for your last sins.
(Sao gets blown away)
Translation: Nothing bad was happening in heeeeeeeere!
Elizabeth: Sao Feng?
Translation: My hair's in disarray now and I'm flustered. You won't be turned on now.
(Sees pathetic, dying Sao)
Elizabeth's translation: Aw, you seem more like a clawed teddy bear now.
Sao: Here. The Piece. With all 9 pieces of 8 you will be free. Take it. You are captain now.
Translation: I was a nice guy all along.
Elizabeth: Me?
Translation: Me? A pirate? (squeals) When do I start?
Sao: Go in my place to Shipwreck Cove.
Translation: That plate of barbeque over there is for the potluck dinner. You can take that.
Sailor: Captain. This ship is overtaken.
Translation: Is that a hole in your ship or was she just happy to see you?
Sao: (pulls Elizabeth close) Forgive me, Calypso.
Translation: I know I don't mean as much to you as your dad, but hell, I made you a pirate! That means junior gets named Sao Feng. Understand? (dies)
Sailor: What did he tell you?
Translation: That thing I do with Mr. Potato Head is just a rumor.
Elizabeth: He made me captain.
Translation: Whow, this is awkward if YOU were supposed to be captain.
(Sailor runs out, upset)
Elizabeth's translation: Guess he was going to be captain.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... oh man oh man, that just pretty much ensured i will be laughing all night. every line was perfect. seriously. 'the grapes big enough to manhandle elizabeth swann..." "when do i start???" oh gee, it was all so, so funny... YAY!
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(Jack and Barbossa walk, see dead guy in the water. Barbossa drinks from it)
Barbossa: Poison, fouled by the body.
Translation: Anyone know of a poison NOT fouled by the body?
(Pintel lifts body. It has a kinfe in its, uh, face)
Pintel: I know him. He was in Singapore.
Translation: He owed me money.
Cotton's parrot: Squawk! Singapore.
Translation: He owed me money too.
Marty: Captain!
Translation: Didn't mean to scare you. I just like saying it.
(Jack and the others go off in Marty's direction)
Ragetti: Oy! We got company!
Translation: And not the guys for the potluck, either!
(Singapore sailors point guns at Jack and Barbossa)
Jack: (points to Barbossa) HE'S the captain.
Translation: I just get to wear all the cool stuff.
(Barbossa rolls his eyes)
Translation: So help me...
(Ships. Lots of people are cheering. Our trio are in the same place for once)
Barbossa: Sao Feng. You showin up here is quite a remarkable coincidence.
Translation: Notice my sarcasm.
Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, you pay me great insult.
Translation: Nothing you did, I just don't like you.
Jack: That doesn't sound like me.
Translation: Because I only insult ugly, stupid captains.
(Sao punches him in the nose)
Translation: Insulted again!
Jack: So we just call it square then?
Translation: Fine. I'll only insult Tortuga whores from now on.
Will: (comes forward) Release her. She's not part of the bargain.
Translation: Not the monkey. The girl. The only girl here.
Barbossa: And what bargain be that?
Translation: How drunk was I last night? I'm sure I'd remember...
Sao: You heard Captain Turner. Release her.
Translation: I know. I can't believe I said it with a straight face either.
(Jack looks shocked and incredulous)
Translation: Captain Turner? I want back in the Locker.
Jack: Captain Turner?
Translation: Remember the term eunuch, young William?
Gibbs: The (think this is what he's saying) nefarious rotter led a mutiny against us.
Translation: And I told him the sea turtle story. Shame.
Will: I need the Pearl for my father. It's the only reason I came on this voyage.
Translation: So, say goodbye to the Pearl once again, Jack, because now it belongs to fictional Captain Turner and his crew of leprechauns.
Elizabeth: Why didn't you tell me you were planning this?
Translation: I thought this was to be our pre-wedding honeymoon cruise.
Will: It was my burden to bear.
Translation: Take that, you pirate-kissing orphan.
Jack: (understandably frustrated) He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl. (to Elizabeth) And you felt guilty. (to Barbossa) And you and your brethren court. Did nobody come save me just because they missed me?
Translation: Come on! Jack needs some lovin!
(Marty and Pintel raise their hands. Then Ragetti. Then the monkey.)
Translation: Did he say did anyone want to kiss him?
Jack: I'm standing over there with them.
Translation: Yeah! Now I have friends AND I'm the best looking one among them.
Sao: (grabs him) I'm sorry, Jack, but there's an old friend who wants to see you first.
Translation: Everybody! (sings) It's fun to stay with D-A-V-Y! Fun to stay with the D-A-V-Y.
Jack: I don't think I can survive anymore visits from old friends.
Translation: I didn't see Davy raising his hand anyway.
Sao: Here is your chance to find out.
Translation: Look before you, the whole ocean at our fingertips...oh, wrong speech. Oh, and it's Beckett who wanted to see you. Davy's busy being a puss.
CUT TO Beckett's office. Jack doesn't look too happy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-0dDV913...ted&search=
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Oh this is SO good! OJ Simpson? OMG!!!!! This is brilliant...
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Aug 30th, 2007 06:50 AM |
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'pirate-kissing orphan'..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Aug 30th, 2007 10:51 AM |
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I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. I'll stop soon.
(Jack is led into Beckett's office/cabin. Beckett's back is to him.)
Beckett: Curious. Your friends appear to be quite desperate, Jack. Perhaps they no longer believe a gathering of squabbling of pirates can defeat the Flying Dutchman.
Translation: So I propose we lead a revolution. Viva la France!
(Jack rolls his eyes)
Translation: You pulled me out getting my nose broken for this?
(Jack takes a look around, plays with things on the desk)
Translation: (singing) Mother mother ocan, I have heard you call/wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall.
Beckett: And so despair leads to betrayal. But you and I are no strangers to betrayal. Are we?
Translation: Hang on. This is going to reveal something huge about our past.
(Jack looks at his brand)
Translation: I don't think you're going to reveal anything at all.
Beckett: It's not here, Jack.
Translation: Never mind. I won't mention how you saved all those slaves because God forbid you ever look honorable even just once.
Jack: What? What isn't?
Translation: I stopped listening at "betrayal."
Beckett: The heart of Davy Jones. It's safely aboard the Dutchman and unavailable to use as leverage to settle your debt to the good captain.
Translation: Always with the non-listening.
Jack: By my reckoning, that debt has been settled.
Translation: Only took a kraken, a great kiss, abandonment, swallowed, along with a sullied and unusual feeling, and a few multiple me-s running around, but it's settled.
Beckett: By your death. And yet here you are.
Translation: Multiple you-s? This is a story I'd like to hear.
Jack: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
Translation: Yes, close your eyes and imagine all those multiple me-s...I'll just be making a run for the door (sees the sceptor) Ooh! Sceptor.
Beckett: And if Davy Jones were to learn of your survival?
Translation: You're still here.
(Jack makes a face)
Translation: Damn. How am I still here? Damn sceptor.
CUT TO...ships
Sao (to Mercer): My men are crew enough.
Translation: The guy with one eye scares me.
Mercer: Company ship. Company crew.
Translation: You're a pirate. You'll get over it.
Will: You agreed the Black Pearl was to be mine.
Translation: And that I would get those tasty apples in the captain's cabin.
Sao: And so it was (nods, one of his men punches Will in the gut)
Translation: At least writing your captain's log won't take very long.
CUT TO...Beckett and Jack
Beckett: Perhaps you'll consider an alternative arrangement, one which requires absolutely nothing from you (offers him a drink) but information.
Translation: That's it. Alcohol is the way to win friends and influence others.
Jack: Regarding the brethren court no doubt.
Translation: Did you know my dad works there? Oh. That was meant to be a surprise.
Jack: Done. (clinks his glass against Beckett's) In exchange for fair compensation.
Translation: Meaning a non-ending supply of this (points to his glass), a man that knows how to blow glass, some magic beans, and an ivory-colored slip. That's for someone else.
Jack: Square my debt with Jones and guarrantee my freedom.
Translation: And my other stuff.
Beckett: Of course. It's just good business.
Translation: Bad business would have involved talking straight with you and being honest.
Jack: (takes little Beckett doll) Were I in a divulgitory mood, what then might I divulge?
Translation: I know what you want to hear from me, and it's NOT going to happen.
Beckett: Everything, where they are meeting, who are the pirate lords, what is the purpose of the 9 Pieces of 8?
Translation: I want you to tell me how good I'd look in that ivory slip.
Cut To....the ships. Lotsa chains.
Sao: (to Mercer) We agreed the Black Pearl was to be mine.
Translation: I sense irony coming.
Mercer: Lord Beckett's not going to give up the only ship that can outrun the Flying Dutchman, is he?
Translation: Maybe I've finally earned his love now. You're touching me.
Barbossa: A shame they're not bound to honor the code of the brethren because honor is a hard thing to come by nowadays.
Translation: Hee hee, exit Mercer. Enter Satan.
Sao: There is no honor in remaining on the losing side. There's just good business.
Translation: Such as making deals with Will. That was good business for me.
Barbossa: Losing side?
Translation: Oh ye of little faith.
Sao: They have the Dutchman. Now the Pearl. And what's the brethren have?
Translation: And Sao gets nothing! Nothing!
Barbossa: We have Calypso.
Translation: My apprentice of evil. Care to sell your soul to me now?
(Sao looks at Liz)
Sao: Calypso. An old legend.
Translation: You mean, the sea goddess? Is she going to put on a show? I'll go get my wads of single bills.
Barbossa: No. The goddess herself bound in human form. Imagine. All the power of the seas brought against our enemies. I intend to release her, but for that I need the brethren court, all the court.
Translation: Your bring the money. I'll bring the girls.
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