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tee_pirategirl
YoHo!YoHo!

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Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky

LOOOL! IBD43 nice job that would also go with the following lines.
I can imagine it!

Jack: Mr.Sparrow? What say u about the condition of these pants?
Shirtless Jack: They be proper in my eyes sir.
Jack: Mr.Sparrow they aren't proper unless they are none existent.
S.J: wha'?
Jack: Take them off for rum's sake! don't u know we have teenage audienece who will come back for more if u do?!


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LoveJackSparrow
I Love Jack/Johnny!

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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ibd4eva
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and they intend to do him the pleasure of releasing him from his pants.

Gibbs: For the love of mother and child Jack, whats coming after us?
Jack: ....pants.

James Norrington, what have pants done to you?

guard the pants!

oohhh fine! lets just, haul out our pants and start banging away at eachother that will solve everything! ive had it! ive had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked-PANTS!


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Taku Sparrow
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Gender: Female
Location: Black Pearl

Davy: Do you fear pants?
Man1: I-I'll take my ch-chances, sir.

Governor Swann: So this is your choice? You know he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth: No. He's my pants.

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made pants.
Will: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will: What did he use for rope?
Jack: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack: From my pants.

Will: Pants are going to save Elizabeth?
Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will: Not much.
Jack: Yeah, the pants are going to save Elizabeth.


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ibd4eva
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lmfao!!!!
"Governor Swann: So this is your choice? You know he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth: No. He's my pants." i love that one!


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LoveJackSparrow
I Love Jack/Johnny!

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Location: On the Black Pearl with JS :)

Now thats funny!


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Jack: and what do ye have to lose?

Norrington: Nothing I wouldn't regret pantsing

my favorite "she was singing about pants sir!" rofl! laughing big grin


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ibd4eva
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lol!!!
bloody pants!!


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OMG you guys r sooo funny!!!


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It's a curse. ;D


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Tia Dalma "Would you be willing to go to the end of the pants to bring back witty Jack and him precious pants?"


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IheartPocky
Not a sausage..

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Will: I understand. It's a game of pants. But your bet includes all the pants, not just your own.

Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants pants?

Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the pants, give them back.

I tried.. smile


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AudioHeart
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Location: lets just say i has a sniper :)

laughing out loud


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my pants!


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Originally posted by IheartPocky
Will: I understand. It's a game of pants. But your bet includes all the pants, not just your own.

Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants pants?

Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the pants, give them back.

I tried.. smile
lmfao! those were awesome!! "Jack my pants give them back!"


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LoveJackSparrow
I Love Jack/Johnny!

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Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Now that was pure comudy! sorry cant spell rightnow! LOL!


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ibd4eva
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lol u mean comedy? lmao


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tee_pirategirl
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LOL! "Jack my pants give them back." that was hilariouse.


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potcfan2003
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i loved te " Quit blowing hole sin my pants!!" That was my favorute


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ibd4eva
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^^ that one was awesome!

"What say we run up a flag of truce, i scurry over to the Interceptor, and negotiate the return of your pants, eh? What say you to that?/ No, you see Jack, thats exactly the attitude that lost you your pants! People are easier to search when they're dead!"


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