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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
Is anyone else happy that hell won't reject Urizen?
Personally, I want him to go to Heaven. Rather he be bored to death by a bunch of mormons than be with me.
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Oct 3rd, 2007 04:10 PM
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F*ck yall, I'm gonna end up in ORGASMIC NIRVANA
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
It's not God administering punishment, exactly.
Hell is the place where the unsaved go. When we're born, we're all headed to hell because of sin. Even those who obeyed God before Christ could not enter into heaven because, although they atoned with blood sacrifice, their sacrifices were as imperfect as they were (thus they waited around in Abraham's Bosom until Jesus got back).
Because God is just, God will deny anyone access to the kingdom if he has sinned even once--which means that we're all screwed. God does this because no one, not even the most faithful servants of God, deserves to be in His perfect and holy presence. So, even the most devout are headed to hell even though God loves them and they have lived a God-fearing life.
In order to keep us from having to be sent to hell, God sent the perfect sacrifice of Christ to atone for all sins. Now, one could argue that God could just change (read: lower) his standards, but that would be a pretty poor example for a judge to set
so in essence god is like a recovering alcoholic, attoning for being a completely unfair assh0le in his youth. "oh man, did i really send EVERYONE to hell? damn that sauce!". thats the only way i can make sense of that since it was he who created hell and...everything. so doesnt all this imply a certain degree of imperfection? what i mean is, if god changed his mind, which all this seems to imply, then his first decision was a wrong decision, right?
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
F*ck yall, I'm gonna end up in ORGASMIC NIRVANA Heaven is orgasm, that's why you can't have it on Earth. Looks like you're not going to heaven. Oh well, there's still place in limbo.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
Heaven is orgasm, that's why you can't have it on Earth. Looks like you're not going to heaven. Oh well, there's still place in limbo.
NO you FOOL !
You have not learned the ways of the ORGASMISM
Heaven and Hell exist on Earth. They are temporary realms. ORGASMIC NIRVANA IS THE ULTAMATE PARADISE
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Schecter
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Yes, I should have ignored him. Not good for my already bad image.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
You're SO Christian
Avoiding the point = win, amirite?
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so in essence god is like a recovering alcoholic, attoning for being a completely unfair assh0le in his youth. "oh man, did i really send EVERYONE to hell? damn that sauce!". thats the only way i can make sense of that since it was he who created hell and...everything. so doesnt all this imply a certain degree of imperfection? what i mean is, if god changed his mind, which all this seems to imply, then his first decision was a wrong decision, right?
Not really. It's more like God had Christ's sacrifice planned from the beginning.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Avoiding the point = win, amirite?
Not really. It's more like God had Christ's sacrifice planned from the beginning.
so then he senselessly punished the relatively innocent and corrected the problem....all part of one plan? why did he wait so damn long?
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I didn't say that innocent went to hell...I said that they couldn't enter heaven. They stayed in Abraham's Bosom until Christ died and descended to free them.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Avoiding the point = win, amirite?
Not really
You never actually answered my questions, number 1.
Number 2, your response was simply a personal attack on me. That was immature, childish, unfounded, idiotic and not worth responding to
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Not really. It's more like God had Christ's sacrifice planned from the beginning.
Why would he wait so long to finally have Christ die for human kind ? Why not have Christ die first, so that all future sins could be forgiven, and so that millions of innocent people didn't simply burn in hell after death.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I didn't say that innocent went to hell...I said that they couldn't enter heaven. They stayed in Abraham's Bosom until Christ died and descended to free them.
They were in Abraham's boobies ?
what part of the Bible says that ?
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Schecter
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They were in Abraham's boobies ?
what part of the Bible says that ?
Derk.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Derk.
I wanna suck on Jesus's big fat cock
Again
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Me and my ****ing threads. Yeah, I did that on purpose..
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I wanna suck on Jesus's big fat cock
Again
that comment was....................... so gay my headed exploded for 2 seconds
Oct 3rd, 2007 10:28 PM
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spear i tbhink its gay that they moved ur original thread to this one. even when you specifically asked the mods not too. good job big brother
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