because you are saying that baseball and american football are for sissies.
say you are a WR cutting across the middle, you know that the Defensive backs are like 6'6 and 250 pounds? all muscle? and they can run four flat forty yard dashes?
I'd bet my left arm an average NFL linebacker would OWN any rugby player he goes against.
try being a catcher in a baseball game and having some huge guy barreling down on you, intent on bowling you over. you cant hit back, all you can to is try to tag him out without being killed.
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I guess. he never considered why football has so many concussion injuries, did he?
Soccer, I dont really enjoy it, but I think it's entertaining to watch sometimes.
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Mate, Soccer ****ing sucks more than Roland's mom on a Friday night at Hooter's, mmkay? NFL is were the mother****er is at. Too bad there isn't a league down here.
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well, every sport has it's beautiful moments. a perfectly thrown alley oop pass, a QB and a WR being in perfect sync with each other, a hockey player faking the goalie out of his cleats, a soccer player scoring on an unbelievable penalty kick. Even a perfectly executed double play can be a thing of beauty.
One day they will make naked Asian female creamed corn wrestling an olympic event. Talk about a sport of beauty.
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See, penalty kicks usually are nothing of beauty, they are just that. Kicks from a spot.
Obviously some penalties are better taken than others, though. Robin Van Persie and Michael Ballack, for example, will always take more awesome penalty kicks than say, Steven Gerrard.
Bear with me, I know little of soccer. I am talking about when all the players line up in front of one goal, and one player throws the ball inbounds amongst them?
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well, you know what I am referring to, yes? What sort of penalty/foul must occur for this to happen?
Remember, I know shit about soccer, so be gentle.
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That's only if the ball goes off to the side, if it goes out next to a goal, it's either a corner kick or it's a goal kick.
Corner kicks occur when the ball is knocked out for whatever reason by one of the players or goalkeeper of the team populating that end of the pitch. A goal kick is when an opposing player shoots and misses the goal.
IN soccer, the ball actually moves all 90 minutes.
Sorry, but I rather watch the Beautiful Game besides a crap sport where a bunch of guys wear protection that is strong enough to save you from an atomic bomb.
Rugby is waaaaay better.
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I can go on and on about football, and this is coming from someone that actually played the crap sport (For middle school). Soccer is alot more better.
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