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Yu-Law vs. The Beast
The evil version of Jet Li from The One vs. the top killer in the world The Beast from Kung Fu Hustle. No weapons for either side. Fight to the death. Who wins?
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Jun 28th, 2008 06:24 PM
Mr. Rhythmic
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I give it to The Beast for his raw power, though Yulaw will give him a good fight.
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Jul 1st, 2008 02:01 AM
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It's pretty easy to tell that Yulaw would win. He can move so fast that time slows down around him.
Strength...hard to say...but I'm going to have to give it to Yulaw as well.
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Jul 1st, 2008 02:45 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
It's pretty easy to tell that Yulaw would win. He can move so fast that time slows down around him.
Strength...hard to say...but I'm going to have to give it to Yulaw as well.
The Beast ran so fast that he broke the ground.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 04:20 AM
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That's because he's fat.
Running fast doesn't do things to the ground...
Yu-Law wins. His strength feats are as good if not better then movie beasts.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 04:22 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
It's pretty easy to tell that Yulaw would win. He can move so fast that time slows down around him.
Strength...hard to say...but I'm going to have to give it to Yulaw as well.
what dude said.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 04:40 AM
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beast kind of spun around and looked cool
Law, murdered hundreds of people, trashed vehicles with his hands, dodged bullets and is probably stronger than beast. remember, now...,Law is nobodies b!tch .
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Jul 3rd, 2008 04:41 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
That's because he's fat.
I smell something. It might be bullcrap.
quote: Running fast doesn't do things to the ground...
Tell that to the Flash, Superman, Martian Manhunter, Runner, Silver Surfer, and the rest.
quote: Yu-Law wins. His strength feats are as good if not better then movie beasts.
Since when did Yulaw do anything close to the Beast?
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Jul 3rd, 2008 06:10 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Law is nobodies b!tch .
Saying shit like that gets spite threads created. I might have to make one now.
I would say Yu wins though?
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Jul 3rd, 2008 06:51 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Toku King
I smell something. It might be bullcrap.
Then get your head out of your ass.
quote: Tell that to the Flash, Superman, Martian Manhunter, Runner, Silver Surfer, and the rest.
All of which move FTL... which Beast does not.
Wait... wat?
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Since when did Yulaw do anything close to the Beast?
Besides grabbing motorcycles with one hand, punching dents in and through steel, etc? What's movie Beast done?
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Jul 3rd, 2008 06:54 AM
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Do you silly mother****ers actually pay attention when you watch movies? Because I would if I was going to give my opinion concerning the characters in them
Beast has super speed too, possibly higher than Law's. So I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss him on the grounds of lacking speed.
If you'll recall, he said something along the lines of "speed is the deciding factor in a fight"; then proceeded to show how fast he was by aiming a gun several inches away from his temple, firing and then catching the bullet with two (count them, TWO) fingers BEFORE it hit him.
This would tell us three things:
1) He can move at ridiculously fast (possibly ludicrous) speeds
2) He is incredibly strong
3) He is incredibly durable
Edit: That also isn't counting the damage he was able to shrug off will little ill affect. The "Lion's Roar" sonic attack, that Buddha's Palm thing etc. etc. etc.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 07:41 AM
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Beast... did that?
Srsly?
Well, shit.
I don't understand how catching a bullet means he has incredible durability, though.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 07:46 AM
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Well even if a normal human were fast enough to catch a bullet, it would still go through his hand. I think.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 07:51 AM
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Negro, please.
Start watching at 5:50
Because his skin was strong enough to not be shredded by the bullet. Maybe that? Either way, he has many other feats hat prove his durability.
Edit: I didn't purposely put that stupid smilie up there; I have no idea how I did it actually.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 07:54 AM
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Jul 3rd, 2008 08:00 AM
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What?
That is a clip from Kung Fu Hustle, that's "The Beast".
What has Jet's chracter done to compare?
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Jul 3rd, 2008 08:04 AM
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....
Let's just say I didn't read the OP, and I fail.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 08:06 AM
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Truth be told...I have seen neither movies.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 08:09 AM
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I thought it was the Beast from X-Men vs. Yu-Law.
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Jul 3rd, 2008 08:11 AM
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