Considering no human penis is 14 inches long, lol.
So a black man was walking across the street, when all of the sudden he heard a weird noise.
He just shrugged and kept walking, but he heard it again.
He decided to approach what was making the noise, and he saw a Chinese man next to a lake. The Chinese Man skimmed a rock across the lake and each skim made a noise, the noise was "Wey-Daw-Ming!"
The black man said,"Hey man what the hell is that?"
The Chinese man replied,"This magic lake, when you skim rock, you will hear name of ancestors."
The black man said,"No shit man? Lemme try that."
The black man threw the rock and the lake said,"Chim-Pan-Zee!"
That doesn't even make sense nor is it funny. For it to be a straight line, his family would all have to be asexual and capable of giving birth without a mate, when they are not.
Penis Contest
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
im black/rican/some other stuff anyways i guess you dont like one liners
A black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
But you:
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you're cold you turn blue,
And when you die you turn purple.
"Then the black guy got really really pissed and said, 'I hate this mother f***in' chinese ancestor shit.' Then he picked up a big rock and threw it into the lake to disrespect it and the lake went, "BaaaaaaBOOON!'"
Gender: Male Location: The epitome of my evolution.
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An African man and his wife have a baby. Upon being born the baby is weighted and he weighs ten pounds. The proud papa goes into a bar the following day and when asked about how big the baby is says he weighs ten pounds.
A week later the man comes back to the bar. When asked again how much the baby weighs he says he weighs 5 pounds. When asked why the baby weighed five pounds lighter then last week the man replied that he had the baby circumcised.
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