queeq
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Mystery is one thing, balatantly explaining the origins of civlisation by the arrival of a flying saucers taht actually takes off at the end, that's the big problem. It's not about whethe it's real, it's about some kind of believability in the Indy universe. TAOS had quite little of that.
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Apr 1st, 2009 09:39 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kazenji
TAOS ??
should'nt it be KOTCS.
And still going on about aliens
but yet its okay to accept the stories from the other films.....
TOAS
The
Aliens
Of
Shit
As in "Indiana Jones and the aliens of shit."
I know what ya mean. With my personal views on religion, on paper, the nature of the McGuffin in this one, should by all logic be the favorite.
But no.
Raiders, still rules TOAS by a million, million miles, and still feels the more realistic movie, almost inexplicably.
I agree with Queeq's assessment.
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Apr 2nd, 2009 10:23 PM
queeq
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I personally cannot believe that TAOS was made so un-Indylike by all these experienced people.
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Apr 3rd, 2009 06:30 AM
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"Experienced at getting old, fat rich and lazy, maybe...." is the first phrase that popped into my head reading that.
Either that or they are all 'yes men' now.
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Apr 3rd, 2009 09:46 AM
queeq
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I can't get my head around it. Hmm... nice trick for the baddies in Indy 5.
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Apr 3rd, 2009 04:36 PM
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Apr 3rd, 2009 05:53 PM
queeq
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With so many possiblities you and I are summing up here, it's a miracle Indy4 was such a disappointment.
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Apr 4th, 2009 12:04 PM
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Indeed.
It makes you think it was deliberate and malicious.
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Apr 5th, 2009 01:03 PM
queeq
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Quite. Evil Koepp, Evil Lucas and Evil Spielberg.
Why didn't Ford object?
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Apr 5th, 2009 06:12 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Because his mouth was full of Spielberg's contractual semen...?
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Apr 6th, 2009 01:19 AM
queeq
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Hmm... don't remember that scene from South Park.
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Apr 6th, 2009 08:52 PM
Sadako of Girth
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It'll be on the DVD extras, no doubt.
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Apr 6th, 2009 10:42 PM
queeq
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The X-rated deleted scenes.
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Apr 7th, 2009 06:27 AM
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It'll be interactive content with the "How many hillybillies will fit into their victim?" quiz game.
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Apr 7th, 2009 03:49 PM
queeq
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Apr 8th, 2009 08:22 AM
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After the debacle that was meant to be Indy IV, those poison arrows flying at him in Raiders ("Chuck! Star the engine!" etc) would look reeeeeeeallllllllllllll good now as an alternative to being "Deliveranced" to death.
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Apr 8th, 2009 12:54 PM
queeq
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Hehehehe...
And it's Jock, not Chuck.
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Apr 9th, 2009 06:32 AM
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Ha. So it it is.
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Apr 10th, 2009 12:42 AM
queeq
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Indeed. That mistake will mean you'll have to watch KOTCS again for punishment.
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Apr 10th, 2009 06:39 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Id accept having to watch Raiders five more times though.
(Im way overdue anyhow)
You get KOTCS'd by the ending now, anyhow....
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Apr 10th, 2009 02:51 PM
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