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In your case you at least have a guitar to bash their head in.
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Apr 19th, 2009 11:26 AM |
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Queeq. It like your style.
But I fear that attempting to bash a singer's thick skull would result in the certain destruction of your axe though.
A Les Paul is a heavy assed instrument.
But wrap it around the uberdense head of a singer, and it'll be destroyed. If their skull doesnt dent it horribly, the the uber black hole like mass of their ego, will doubtlessly reduce it to component atoms. 
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Apr 19th, 2009 12:01 PM |
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Just make it look like an accident. And blame her hormones for walking in the way of your rather flamboyant style while playing your solo.
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Apr 21st, 2009 05:06 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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"Sorry officer, she just hormoned at me while I was in the zone"
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Apr 21st, 2009 08:19 PM |
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queeq
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Make sure the officer is male and married and you'll get away with it.
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Apr 22nd, 2009 06:33 AM |
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Apr 22nd, 2009 09:37 AM |
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queeq
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Tip of the day.
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Apr 23rd, 2009 07:29 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Next Week: How to murder the one you love and get away with it by explaining to a sexist jury by explaining that the murdered party didn't know how to reverse out of a shopping mall car park when the football was about to start on TV at home..
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Apr 25th, 2009 09:37 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
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Sounds valid. here's my vote: NOT GUILTY.
No phantom zone for you, dude.
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Apr 25th, 2009 01:10 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Man Phil Spector could have used this defense, if only he was quick enough on his feet, mentally.
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Apr 26th, 2009 09:52 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
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He wasn't thinking.
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Apr 27th, 2009 05:04 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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He may have still been mentally destroyed after being forced to watch KOTCS as a part of a brutal police interrogation.
Which would have been fair enough, of course.
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Apr 27th, 2009 06:05 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
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So that;s how things are now: KOTCS as the explanation of all our troubles. I bet it caused the financial crisis as well... and swine flu.
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Apr 28th, 2009 06:10 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Were parts filmed in new mexico...?
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Apr 28th, 2009 06:13 PM |
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queeq
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I'm sure they were now.
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Apr 29th, 2009 06:51 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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There ya go.
Some interdimensional rift WAS opened by the saucer at the end, after all......
It may have been the opening of the Pandora's box.
They call it pig flu, but in reality its space flu.
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Apr 29th, 2009 12:01 PM |
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queeq
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TAOF?
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Apr 29th, 2009 10:11 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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TAOS+F.
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May 1st, 2009 10:26 AM |
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May 1st, 2009 12:39 PM |
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