Sol Valentine
~Magnificent Ruffian~
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Mywilossus is going to uni!??
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May 3rd, 2009 11:03 PM
Scythe
The Goat
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I never post on FML, since my FML's are generally just average FML's. Nothing amazingly bad ever happens to me, just a sort of constant stream of small FMLs.
FML, I can't even FML properly!
That's good though. The other night, I was desperate to find my friend Tony a date, that I looked up a chick on the single ads in the newspaper. I found a girl that seemed just up his alley, and set up a date after I called her using my friend's name and so on. So they met like two days later, and it was his ex-wife, FML...
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May 3rd, 2009 11:04 PM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Mywilossus is going to uni!??
I think so, she was trying to go to school, very hard.
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May 3rd, 2009 11:05 PM
~Wålshy~
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if i get a sex change im going to be like that girl on that IT crowd episode
the one where in the end she has a fight with whatshisname and jane (?) has to do a presentation then the guys give her a black box and say its "the internet"
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May 3rd, 2009 11:05 PM
~Wålshy~
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shes hot
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May 3rd, 2009 11:05 PM
Sol Valentine
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
I think so, she was trying to go to school, very hard.
I hope she gets through.
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May 3rd, 2009 11:06 PM
Sol Valentine
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Gender: Male Location: 713th White Hot Room
why is the cheese not melting
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May 3rd, 2009 11:06 PM
~Wålshy~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
That's good though. The other night, I was desperate to find my friend Tony a date, that I looked up a chick on the single ads in the newspaper. I found a girl that seemed just up his alley, and set up a date after I called her using my friend's name and so on. So they met like two days later, and it was his ex-wife, FML...
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May 3rd, 2009 11:06 PM
Scythe
The Goat
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
god and kaya are disgusting
no way! whats she going to be doing in college? do you know?
Nah, it's just me, fyne den, be unwanted Walshy...
I honestly don't remember, heh. I don't remember if she even told me.
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May 3rd, 2009 11:06 PM
Sol Valentine
~Magnificent Ruffian~
Gender: Male Location: 713th White Hot Room
HOLY SHIT ON A SHIT SANDWICH WITH SHIT ON TOP
I THINK I SAW A RAT FLY BY
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May 3rd, 2009 11:07 PM
~Wålshy~
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im going to go on FML.com or whatever and say 'i had a great day, nothing went wrong, i love my life and i hope you all have a nice day.'
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May 3rd, 2009 11:07 PM
Scythe
The Goat
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I hope she gets through.
I do too
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
I know, I had so much explaining to do...
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May 3rd, 2009 11:07 PM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sol Valentine
HOLY SHIT ON A SHIT SANDWICH WITH SHIT ON TOP
I THINK I SAW A RAT FLY BY
God damn, those NY rats must be mutating!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
im going to go on FML.com or whatever and say 'i had a great day, nothing went wrong, i love my life and i hope you all have a nice day.'
but then finish that with: ...fml...
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May 3rd, 2009 11:08 PM
Piggle Humsy
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Gender: Female Location: Location, Location
quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I never post on FML, since my FML's are generally just average FML's. Nothing amazingly bad ever happens to me, just a sort of constant stream of small FMLs.
FML, I can't even FML properly!
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May 3rd, 2009 11:09 PM
The Grey Fox
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
That's good though. The other night, I was desperate to find my friend Tony a date, that I looked up a chick on the single ads in the newspaper. I found a girl that seemed just up his alley, and set up a date after I called her using my friend's name and so on. So they met like two days later, and it was his ex-wife, FML...
Hahahaha, that must have been hellishly awkward.
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May 3rd, 2009 11:09 PM
Sol Valentine
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Gender: Male Location: 713th White Hot Room
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
God damn, those NY rats must be mutating!
but then finish that with: ...fml...
I don't know if it was an actual rat, but that shit was scary
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May 3rd, 2009 11:09 PM
~Wålshy~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
Nah, it's just me, fyne den, be unwanted Walshy...
I honestly don't remember, heh. I don't remember if she even told me.
don't wanna catch anything
you can't remember if she told you?! so you were lying!? this is why i don't trust devil worshipping goats
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May 3rd, 2009 11:09 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
I know, what's up with that?! The suspense is killing me. I assume you're goin' for Detroit.
EDIT: Hailz yeah, ducks took it
Either one I don't really care.
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May 3rd, 2009 11:10 PM
~Wålshy~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
God damn, those NY rats must be mutating!
but then finish that with: ...fml...
or FYL!
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May 3rd, 2009 11:11 PM
~Wålshy~
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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
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May 3rd, 2009 11:12 PM
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