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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
its not actually a long story i was just watching crappy porn and i stretched out my time while i was doing it then when i finally did it and cleaned myself up i noticed my dick was bright red then like i put it away for a few hours then after a while i go for another but then im like oh god what the hell? i had to ask ABS if she could help

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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i cant believe you get blow jobs now and i have swollen penises

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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
tell me everything about this blow job details

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Last inbetweeners episode was depressing

but awesome

I took a chance, and it backfired. I thought I was going to fart, and I shit myself.

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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
like where duration how it all came about tell me

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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
oh yeah

i thought it was kinda sweet and sad :') then at the end they all get in the car and like the message is 'in the end you always have your friends '

actually i guess inbetweeners relates to you in progressing with girls maybe you don't end up the same way though

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Where? Bathroom.

Duration? About 8-9 minutes.

How it came? Well, not to be crude, but in her mouth and that.

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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
thats good right? i mean like thats a good length of time isn't it?


oh very clever

did she swallow?

and were you like straight up about it like hey ***** suck my dick or what

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Yeah, it was sweet Poor Jay and Simon

Inbetweeners definitely does, reminds me kinds of the episode where Simon gets a handjob, it's like they get further each time kinda, like me or something

I reckon my first proper relationship will be like Jay's

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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you going to go out with that girl that gave you a blow job or ?

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I dunno, first time for me and that, I guess it is

Nah, she didn't, you know that a girl swallowing is equal to 1000 calories for them? Yeah

Nah, we were talking and cuddling on the sofa for a while, then she was like, "meet me upstairs in a minute" in like a seductive way or something, so I went up and she grabbed me and pushed me in the bathroom and then you know the rest really

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I dunno yet, don't know if we'd suit an actual relationship or anything

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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~


oh man that sounds so hot

were you like helping her out and bouncing her head on your dick or something