Rogue Jedi
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 Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
(A woman carrying her baby daughter walks into the video shop)
WOMAN- Do you sell video tapes?
RANDALL - On the phone, not really showing much interest in his customer) Yeah, what you looking for?
WOMAN- Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
RANDALL- One second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now - I'll make sure they've got it. What's it called again?
WOMAN- Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. (The child enthusiastically repeats the title of the movie) She loves it.
RANDALL- (In a sarcastic tone) Obviously. (Into the phone) Oh hi, yeah, this is RST video calling. Customer number 4352. I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: Whispers in the wind, Teacher's Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All-*** ****ing Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My **** Needs Shafts, Come Clean, Come Gargling Naked Sluts, Come Buns 3, Coming In Socks, Come On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Come, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave ****, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah, and, er, All Holes Filled With Hard Cock. Oh, wait a minute (He turns towards the woman),er, what was that called again?...
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Oct 5th, 2009 09:21 PM
Kodak?!
