KMC Forums - The General Discussion Thread

right so ben you know ben who used to teach me guitar and jam with and that well he just comes down right and says we're taking you to the gig and im like what?!...what?! cause its so totally out of the blue right and im like **** man im still in my pyjamas i ain't even got round to brushing my teeth or nothing so then he says to get ready and im like **** man and he says they'll go to the chippy and come back so i put some joggers on and socks and that but my hair is still a total mess like but anyway so they come back and then im like what the **** so random and bens like oh we're loyal to our offset fans so i was like ah alright and the gig was only in the rec so it wasn't like miles away like that blaengarw gig and oh man shit what happened well you know i saw a bunch well kinda a bunch about a bunch id say of people from who i was in school with first i saw toby and imitaz and those guys and i wasn't really matey with them except imitaz then i saw darren! darren! god before a couple weeks ago i hadn't seen him for years like and we were good mates and so i hug him and then for some reason i said oh you smell good...and im like where the **** did that come from? shit haha then i see rob remember from that haircutting party thing i told you about well not a party but i went with ben to see him get his haircut from his hot mate and she was hot but she weren't there but anyway do anyway the first band did a kinda rockish version of bonkers by dizzee rascal? i mean it weren't bad but kinda gay and funny thing was that offset were gonna do a cover of dance wiv me

and anyway so i just hang around with darren and his mate who was also hot and he made me say she was hot and she was so and they were both underage so they told me to get them drinks and about 3/4 of the people there were underage and with drink in hand and it made me feel really adult like like i was mature or something even though i got ID'd at first and they even tested me like when was i born and that bastards then get darren a second drink and the security guy calls us over and man we was so stupid doing it so close to the bar i didn't even realise shit then he throws us out and offset hadn't even gone on yet shit we'd only just started like so bad then me daz and his mate are just outside for a bit and i say to darren loudly enough for the guy at the door to hear me 'we should bribe them to get back in' then he tells us to **** off rude much ugh

anyway darren calls him mum to pick him and his mate up and im like whatever ill just go walk home then like i get a bit down the road and i see rob pop up and hes with his mate smoking a joint by the side of his mates car and i tell him what hes doing is wrong then i tell him how im better than him cause im totally straight edge minor threat bitches then i just stay with them for a bit then i go around the back of the rec and go back in through the front! genius! then i go back stage to avoid the guard (cause im a friend of the band you know im like VIP bitches) then the band on then totally butchered Smells Like Teen Spirit i felt kinda bad for them though but they did suck then another security guy comes back stage and says are you meant to be back here are you in a band and im like im a friend of the band but i should of just said im in the band damn it i should of then im just standing by the stage waiting for offset because they were next and 10 minutes later, offsets on stage and they're just getting ready then someone taps on my shoulder and its the ****ing security guard that threw me out! ****! then he calls me a 'header?' and tells the guy at the door to remember me and like not to let me back in then he throws me out again and then i just go home without seeing the offest like so bad