Lmao and like ten minutes after he started going nuts on chat I spoke to this girl I know and it turns out he's been banging her (I totally called it ages ago) since November but made her not say anything about it to anyone. He was a virgin until then too
Big man finally got his ****ing greg wet and now he thinks he's the king shit
He also said some weird and out of order shit to that girl too, so much for his 'chivalry' bollocks that he goes on about all the time
All the other girls in my year just think he's weird and creepy
My dad came and woke me up and then moaned about how I don't come downstairs to spend time with them and I came down over 3 hours ago and he's been sat there on his iPad with his headphones on and barely said 2 ****ing words to me
Basically this guy got all bent out of shape because his mug got broken, because it was balanced badly on the draining board. It fell off randomly while I was getting some water and I was like "ok" and put it on the side so that whoever's mug it was would find it okay. I meant to mention in the group chat but I was up early and late already and I forgot
And he was going schitz and saying "OWN UP WHOEVER DID THIS!!" and I'm like "dude it fell off, blame whoever stacked it there" (it was him) and he started trying to lecture me about being an adult and being responsible and I'm like ok kid. Because I should totally take lessons about adulthood from the dude who sits in his room firing his toy guns at imaginary enemies
Dude you had a job for a bit big deal. I've lived on my own before, and just because you get the big cume after years of being a loser you think you're the big responsible man
At least I don't punch cupboards out of anger when I drop a fork
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