Who wins? (be serious)
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USA!
31
67.39%
Rome!
15
32.61%
Total:
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Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
DID YOU EVEN READ THE THEAD SPECIFICATIONS???? IT WAS A SMALL INVASION GROUP VS THE ENTIRE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S SEE:
No space/air support, just ground troops (for the empire)
The empire sends an invasion force w/:
500,000 stormtroopers
1000 AT STs and tanks
100 AT ATs
Darth Vader is commander
Would they succeed?
READ BEFORE YOU POST!!!!
The world still loses. So there wasn't any need to throw a hissy-fit.
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Apr 28th, 2009 10:57 PM
FistOfThe North
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The Roman Empire has numbers. And a wider region.
But the U.S. has the hi-tech and WMD's
The U.S. wins 10-0. They're a more effective and efficient army.
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Apr 29th, 2009 12:05 AM
Robtard
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Roman army doesn't have numbers, it's like 3 to 1, in favor of the US.
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Apr 29th, 2009 12:27 AM
FistOfThe North
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Didn't Rome occupy like the whole or most of Europe, about a fourth of Russia, the Mediterranean area and northern Africa/Carthage; areas almost twice the size of the U.S., with each area almost littered with the Roman Army?
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Apr 29th, 2009 12:31 AM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Roman army doesn't have numbers, it's like 3 to 1, in favor of the US.
Very true.... Well. It it still has numerals at least....
We cant take that away from them.
No one else does numerals like the Romans...
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Apr 29th, 2009 12:32 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Didn't Rome occupy like the whole or most of Europe, about a fourth of Russia, the Mediterranean area and northern Africa/Carthage; areas almost twice the size of the U.S., with each area almost littered with the Roman Army?
No, that's part of why Rome fell. Their troops were spread thin even when they were only protecting their borders.
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Apr 29th, 2009 12:53 AM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Actually it did.
The Starwars Holiday special was released on TV once in 1978 or 9.
It had Boba fett cartoon in it and the most of the entire thing took place with Chewie Family on Kashyyk.
The first 10 mins is all unsubtitled wookie dialogue.
Look it up. Its great (In a "omg I actually cant beleive how terrible it is" way)
Return of the Jedi came out in 1983.
Ergo: Yup, Kasyykk... it existed.
HOLY BALLS! I forgot all about that!
Boy...am I embarassed.
That just adds to the overwhelming failure of Ewoks...could have been much better on Kashyyyk than the Forest Moon of Endor.
However, as a small child, my Ewok toy was VERY creepy...I loved it. It's eyes lit up.
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Apr 29th, 2009 01:09 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Didn't Rome occupy like the whole or most of Europe, about a fourth of Russia, the Mediterranean area and northern Africa/Carthage; areas almost twice the size of the U.S., with each area almost littered with the Roman Army?
Yes, they had a huge and expansive empire and they had about 375k soldiers at their disposal during the end of the height, this included both Roman and non-Roman troops they could draw upon, if Roman historian Edward Gibbon is correct.
Large contingencies of soldiers weren't needed to keep control of conquered populations. A small garrison was enough to keep those they conquered well aware of what would happen should they revolt, many a time. Sure the locals could uprise and kill the small group of soldiers, but in a few months they could expect a legion (or more) to come back and bury a sandal up their asses again.
Also, the worlds population was far far less back then, so 375k soldiers was more than ample.
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Apr 29th, 2009 01:09 AM
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orbem formate
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Apr 29th, 2009 01:28 AM
Symmetric Chaos
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The circle shape or something like that?
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Apr 29th, 2009 01:46 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The circle shape or something like that?
Circle formation, archers in the center, shield men protecting around. History channel, watch it.
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Apr 29th, 2009 02:45 AM
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history channel can be full of fail at times.
Apr 29th, 2009 03:17 AM
Robtard
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Not often. It beats reality television 10 out of 10 times, though.
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Apr 29th, 2009 03:21 AM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Vos es a pilosus sus
I certainly eat like one.
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Apr 29th, 2009 03:38 AM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The circle shape or something like that?
Uh, see below.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Circle formation, archers in the center, shield men protecting around. History channel, watch it.
Yeah...cept...I learned it from a book. I don't have cable.
It's the most protective formation I can think of that the Romans used. Since they will be vastly outnumbered......lol. It was meant as a joke.
So, uh...
Inflecto tenus mihi quod tantum(not sure if I should use solos or tantum) mihi.
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Apr 29th, 2009 03:40 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Not often. It beats reality television 10 out of 10 times, though.
Oddly enough, it talks about reality. But it's actually interesting reality.
Oh, and the Romans still aren't winning this.
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Apr 29th, 2009 05:03 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain REX
Oddly enough, it talks about reality. But it's actually interesting reality.
Oh, and the Romans still aren't winning this.
Reality TV as in Big Brother, Survivor, Rock of Love, The Bachelor, The Cougar etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
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Apr 29th, 2009 06:40 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Inflecto tenus mihi quod tantum(not sure if I should use solos or tantum) mihi.
Something about you and only you, figures, you greedy pig.
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Apr 29th, 2009 06:43 PM
Hewhoknowsall
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah...cept...I learned it from a book. I don't have cable.
It's the most protective formation I can think of that the Romans used. Since they will be vastly outnumbered......lol. It was meant as a joke.
So, uh...
Inflecto tenus mihi quod tantum(not sure if I should use solos or tantum) mihi.
That formation wouldn't be very smart vs the USA due to artillery and all that...they're all bunched together and the Americans wouldn't engage in melee unless if they were really stupid.
USA wins. Unless of course if Rome somehow gets 6 billion troops, Napoleon, Alexander and Hannibal on their side, full knowledge of the USA and America is being commanded by George Bush (just kidding).
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Apr 29th, 2009 07:24 PM
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