Superman and Hulk are playing poker, with Superman using X-Ray vision to cheat. Suddenly it dawns on him that there are too many "styled" guys running around.
Superman: Hulk, some of your friends are big FAT rip-offs of me.
Hulk: GAAAH! Hulk hate rip-offs. Like puny spikey Hulk that fought Superman.
Superman: My friend... Let's kick some ass.
(Angel of Death by Slayer plays as they go from city to city to take out those that are, always were, or have become, rip-offs.)
Come up with creative ways for Superman and Hulk to act as a team(special moves, finishing moves, etc).
They fight these teams.
Wonder Man and Maul
Gladiator and Grundy
Hyperion and Doomsday
If you can think of more, make it a team of one Superman rip-off and one Hulk rip-off.
Superman and Hulk will mess around and run up on a team like Doomsday and Gladiator, Supreme and Grundy, Ultraa and Maul and get their Asses torn out the frame. They would be wise to keep playing poker rather than fool themselves to go looking for people stronger and more deadly than them... After the azz whooping they get, Hulk will say....... Hulk listen to poker friend and then hulk and friend get azz torn up.... Big S on chest must mean STUPID.
Last edited by james2099 on May 23rd, 2009 at 05:47 AM
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Re: Superman and Hulk TEAM-UP.
Loeb-style WWE ownage:
Wonder Man and Maul -
First off, Superman bullrushes Wonder Man in a bearhug and inhales deeply, sucking all of Simon's ionic energy out of his system and using a double-fisted strike to cave his skull in. Meanwhile, Hulk leaps up into the air and dive-punches Maul into the ground. They grapple for a while until Supes yells out for Hulk to hold Maul from behind. Supes has processed the extra ionic power, amping his HV to new levels of ownage, and uses it to blow Maul's head completely off. After this happens, Hulk shoves his fist through Maul to rip out his heart, and they both heave Maul's lifeless body into the sun from Earth.
Gladiator and Grundy -
The Team decide to team up on Grundy first, so Hulk smashes the ground to create a large earthquake and throw Grundy off balance. Before Gladiator can come to his teammate's aid, Superman flies around Grundy fast enough to create a tornado-like effect and rip his limbs off. Gladiator charges in and cheapshots Supes, but before he realizes it Hulk grabs the back of his head and slams him into the ground. He picks him up, face bloodied, so Supes can HV his face and **** it up even more. Gladiator's pissed and about to break the Hulk's hold when Kal uses his pressure point strikes to cripple Glads, allowing Hulk to easily break both arms. Supes and Hulk then take their turns punching and kicking the piss outta Glads until he blacks out. Supes freezes him and then allows Hulk to one-shot him into pieces for the win.
Hyperion and Doomsday -
Rapid win here. Hulk charges both of 'em, keeping their attention on him while its a feint. Supes is able to get behind them and use his freeze breath to freeze both of 'em. Hulk thunderclaps them into multiple shards, and Kal HVs the rest of their parts...especially Doomsday's, into nonexistence.
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